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Byond ID:Grebmo
Colonial Marines Character:Greb Gibsno
Age:120
Gender: Simian Transfluent Sis
Timezone: GMT + 2
On average, how many hours are you available per week to moderate? 15 per day. I cant do math.
Do you have any previous experience in being staff (not just SS13)? no :^(
Did you play any of the previous Colonial Marine servers? No
Have you had an application to Colonial Marines before? nuh
Are you currently a staff member elsewhere (not just SS13)? If so, where? Nuh
Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on Colonial Marines? nuh
Common Staff Situations:
Write a description of what you would do in each situation (BELOW) the situation. If you start it on the same line, I'll assume you can't follow directions and auto-decline your application.
1. A player is firing his weapon in the briefing area near the start of the round.
tell him 2 stup. if no, i slay him xd if he kontinu i ban 4 round
2. The Sulaco has a breach to space.
spawn chairs to stop breach, tell ppl not to go cus its non-rp
3. The marines want the nuke codes because they claim they are losing too many marines. There are currently 4 aliens and 20 marines in your /who.
thats non rp so i give code cus /who is admin kmnd :^(
4. A Sulaco researcher has made several napalm grenades and hands them out to marines. One of the marines throws the grenade into Logistics. There are no admins or other moderators online.
stab the iddiot until hes ded then he carnt throw any more slved
5. A played is starting to talk about the things he did with your mom last night over Ahelp.
i tell him the situatins are fabrikatd and tht my mum is a vry nice, marrid ladei. tell him to go fk himslv and ask him kindly to stp.
6. You notice a marine with a name that doesn't fit our naming rules.
who cares idk perm ban i gues
6a. The marine is arguing that: They've used the name for several years, noone has told them to change it before, and that they didn't know it was a rule.
tel him it is rul, tel him chek urself b4 shrek nd ban.
7. You see a Sulaco Doctor with an M41A rifle strapped to his back running around the briefing area. There are wounded in medbay, and the other doctor is in surgery.
8. You see a Squad Medic performing surgery on the planet. He claims it was because there were no doctors in the FOB.
9. The round is stagnating. There are 30 marines and 4 aliens. The marines won't leave the Sulaco, and the aliens won't attack. What would you do, to "encourage" the sides to engage each other?
10. The round ends, and a marine starts unloading his weapons on other marines.
11. A marine who has recently awoken is using soap to slip other marines.
12. A marine has killed another marine. When you ask him why, he said it was because the other marine had punched him.
Any additional information you'd like to add?
im a kool guy :^)
Colonial Marines Character:Greb Gibsno
Age:120
Gender: Simian Transfluent Sis
Timezone: GMT + 2
On average, how many hours are you available per week to moderate? 15 per day. I cant do math.
Do you have any previous experience in being staff (not just SS13)? no :^(
Did you play any of the previous Colonial Marine servers? No
Have you had an application to Colonial Marines before? nuh
Are you currently a staff member elsewhere (not just SS13)? If so, where? Nuh
Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on Colonial Marines? nuh
Common Staff Situations:
Write a description of what you would do in each situation (BELOW) the situation. If you start it on the same line, I'll assume you can't follow directions and auto-decline your application.
1. A player is firing his weapon in the briefing area near the start of the round.
tell him 2 stup. if no, i slay him xd if he kontinu i ban 4 round
2. The Sulaco has a breach to space.
spawn chairs to stop breach, tell ppl not to go cus its non-rp
3. The marines want the nuke codes because they claim they are losing too many marines. There are currently 4 aliens and 20 marines in your /who.
thats non rp so i give code cus /who is admin kmnd :^(
4. A Sulaco researcher has made several napalm grenades and hands them out to marines. One of the marines throws the grenade into Logistics. There are no admins or other moderators online.
stab the iddiot until hes ded then he carnt throw any more slved
5. A played is starting to talk about the things he did with your mom last night over Ahelp.
i tell him the situatins are fabrikatd and tht my mum is a vry nice, marrid ladei. tell him to go fk himslv and ask him kindly to stp.
6. You notice a marine with a name that doesn't fit our naming rules.
who cares idk perm ban i gues
6a. The marine is arguing that: They've used the name for several years, noone has told them to change it before, and that they didn't know it was a rule.
tel him it is rul, tel him chek urself b4 shrek nd ban.
7. You see a Sulaco Doctor with an M41A rifle strapped to his back running around the briefing area. There are wounded in medbay, and the other doctor is in surgery.
8. You see a Squad Medic performing surgery on the planet. He claims it was because there were no doctors in the FOB.
9. The round is stagnating. There are 30 marines and 4 aliens. The marines won't leave the Sulaco, and the aliens won't attack. What would you do, to "encourage" the sides to engage each other?
10. The round ends, and a marine starts unloading his weapons on other marines.
11. A marine who has recently awoken is using soap to slip other marines.
12. A marine has killed another marine. When you ask him why, he said it was because the other marine had punched him.
Any additional information you'd like to add?
im a kool guy :^)
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Re: App pls.
Greb wrote:Rahlzel
- You must be 16 years old or older
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Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
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Shining in glory for all men to see.
- Soviet Anthem 1944
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
- Soviet Anthem 1944
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So.... This is a joke correct?
Just gonna...
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great response, proud of you, keep it up. +redditgoldGreb wrote:+support #bump great app
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As a fellow 12yr old intellectual, I am blessed by your euphoria + 1
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EY B0SS
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LEE SIN GUIDE PRE SEASON 2016
Lee Sin is a versatile champion who can thrive in the jungle or top lane, fulfilling tank, fighter, and assassin roles.
RUNES
MASTERIES
SUMMONERS
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SUMMONERS
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Re: App pls.
love it +1 plz commit sudoku
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YASUO:DirtyEffingWeeb wrote:LEE SIN GUIDE PRE SEASON 2016 Lee Sin is a versatile champion who can thrive in the jungle or top lane, fulfilling tank, fighter, and assassin roles.
RUNES
NOT VERY MUCH ESCAPE
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cancer elo slimeGreb wrote: YASUO:
NOT VERY MUCH ESCAPE
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You missed your chance to put age as 420, -4
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the jig is up, Hardy from Yogstation sent me to tROlL EXD
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Tom Hardy? Love that guy. Big fan.Greb wrote: HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY HARDY
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FUCK
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