Replace machete and bayonet with wakizashi and tanto.

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Replace machete and bayonet with wakizashi and tanto.

Post by Derpislav » 28 Nov 2016, 14:44

Summary: replace the technically inferior bladed weapons of the USCM with the state-of-art Japenese alternatives. They are made made with superior craftsmanship and have been perfected over 1000 years. USCM is rich, they can afford to hire japenese swordsmiths.

Benefits: Added realism. USCM has not done this in real life yet only because they can't afford it and there are still some myths about japenese weapons being not that good spread by internet trolls.

Description: in addition to new sprites, new stats come to represent the quality of these weapons. The wakizashi can pierce even crusher's hide thanks to the layered construction of the blade. It can reliably deflect strikes with little to no damage, assuming the user has experience and has studied the blade. The tanto, besides causing really deep wounds due to it's razor-sharp angular tip, is the perfect throwing weapon, making throwing knives obsolete.

Implementation: send each coder a copy of my book covering the topic of Japenese bladesmithing.
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Re: Replace machete and bayonet with wakizashi and tanto.

Post by jaggaaff » 28 Nov 2016, 14:56

NIPPON STEEL FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES

GO HOME FIRTHY AYYRIUM.

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Re: Replace machete and bayonet with wakizashi and tanto.

Post by SecretStamos (Joshuu) » 28 Nov 2016, 15:06

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If we want to get technical, one half of lieutenants in the Colonial Marines carry katanas from what we've seen.
(The other half carry just a pistol, though he could have left it in the APC)

(Based on a sample size of two persons)

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Re: Replace machete and bayonet with wakizashi and tanto.

Post by monkeysfist101 » 28 Nov 2016, 15:22

Maybe Burke's last words wouldn't have been, "DO SOMETHING GORMAN!" If Gorman was making his ancestors proud with a katana.
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Post by Derpislav » 28 Nov 2016, 15:26

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Re: Replace machete and bayonet with wakizashi and tanto.

Post by forwardslashN » 28 Nov 2016, 18:12

I actually threw in an easter egg about katanas, and it literally spawned on the first and only test I ran after that.
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Post by YungCuz » 30 Nov 2016, 23:51

forwardslashN wrote:I actually threw in an easter egg about katanas, and it literally spawned on the first and only test I ran after that.
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Re: Replace machete and bayonet with wakizashi and tanto.

Post by LarryOrtega » 05 Dec 2016, 11:36

Bump for BANZAII!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Replace machete and bayonet with wakizashi and tanto.

Post by Heckenshutze » 05 Dec 2016, 17:14

I can see it: Snowflake marines running with two katanas because they're 'unique'
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Re: Replace machete and bayonet with wakizashi and tanto.

Post by XenonDragneel » 23 Jan 2017, 09:57

Korean here.

Approved and resolved.
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