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WE HOLD - coloneljones

Post by Karmac » 04 Dec 2016, 10:55

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Post by coroneljones » 04 Dec 2016, 10:58

Hold the line
Fort arrogance holds
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Post by LordeKilly » 04 Dec 2016, 11:08

I don't think you can fully comprehend what happens when Jack Knight gets angry.
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Post by Karmac » 04 Dec 2016, 11:10

He killed over half the xeno forces and distracted the rest long enough for marines to evac the entire planet, he then held out even longer until marines returned, he then continued distracting them so the marines fought off the Queen that was cut off from her allies by Jack, eventually his corpse was recovered after the xeno scum attempted to steal his relic of a corpse. He was successfully returned to the Sulaco at the cost of a squad of baldie marines.
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Post by Boltersam » 04 Dec 2016, 11:36

Carmac wrote:He was successfully returned to the Sulaco at the cost of a squad of baldie marines.
Pfft. That's not a fair trade.



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Post by Imperator_Titan » 04 Dec 2016, 11:37

How much dakka was in that fort?
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Post by coroneljones » 04 Dec 2016, 11:48

Imperator_Titan wrote:How much dakka was in that fort?
9 boxes of mines, total
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Post by LordeKilly » 04 Dec 2016, 12:59

Carmac wrote:He killed over half the xeno forces and distracted the rest long enough for marines to evac the entire planet, he then held out even longer until marines returned, he then continued distracting them so the marines fought off the Queen that was cut off from her allies by Jack, eventually his corpse was recovered after the xeno scum attempted to steal his relic of a corpse. He was successfully returned to the Sulaco at the cost of a squad of baldie marines.
I'd give it 50% angriness on Jones's behalf. When it reaches 110%, shit goes down.
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Re: WE HOLD - coloneljones

Post by Heckenshutze » 04 Dec 2016, 13:43

*salute

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Re: WE HOLD - coloneljones

Post by Joe4444 » 04 Dec 2016, 16:22

coroneljones wrote:9 boxes of mines, total
needs moar dakka to be considnerd orky enuff
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