Character Dossier Noah Kirchner

[NoahKirchner]

Full name:
Noah Kirchner

Nickname(s):
Most sexy medic ever

Age:
21

Gender: Male

Position: Army Combat Medic; 68W-W1P-O40 (75th RGR RGT)- Attached to Marine Platoon on board the USS Sulaco, un-traditional as normally they seek corpsman, but not unheard of.

Rank: E-4 Corperal

Specialized Training:
-RSLC - Rifle Senior Leadership Course
-ARFR - Advanced Ranger First Responder
-Master Breacher
-BLC-Basic Leadership Course graduate
-RASP- Ranger Assessment and Selection graduate
-Ranger School graduate
-SOCM- Special Operations Combat Medic School graduate

Notable traits:
- Loyal to the Chain of Command
- Took the Hippocratic oath
- Military course certified in chemistry
- NOT licensed to practice surgery
- Slight womanizer and general dick
- Will never kill a fellow serviceman, regardless of his or her crimes.

History:
Born and raised in a crime filled city known as Brinkburn (Actually a planet in the SS13 universe, trying to make it work), Alex Crossman had little opportunity to be anything above a petty criminal. What began as boosting cars eventually turned into cat burglary and various other felonies by the time he had turned 18. Semi-luckily for Alex, his best friend died during an armed robbery, permanently turning him away from organized crime. After quite some time of living on the streets, Alex made new friends, ones that lived in a subway system below the city, scrapping for everything they had. One of the people he met, Jefferson Vain, was a former in the Army, but was stricken with horrible post traumatic stress disorder, and thus relieved of duty. While Alex did not envy the PTSD, he then and there decided that he was going to seek out a recruiter to see about joining the United Command Army. Leaving the slums of which he lived, his background and origins were cleared by "the rock" (recruiting department's contract sector) and was readied to ship. Having scored well on his ASVAB, the Army offered him an opportunity to go through the grueling course required to become a special operations medic known as SOCOM, he accepted the challenge. Two years later, and a few autonomous promotions later, Alex Crossman was officially a Non-Commissioned Officer in the United Army.

Basic appearance:
- 6'0"
- 185lbs
- Caucasian
- Blue Eyes
- Brown hair

Likes:
- Woman
- Alcohol
- Gold and other valuable items.
- The squad mates he's had several deployments with (See Sanctum).
- The Vegitarian MREs

Dislikes:
- Smoking
- Pork MREs
- Most other combat medics
- Masculine Woman
- Most officers
- People with more money than him

Strengths:
- Adept in the medical field
- Well organized
- Strong memory
- A good hand to hand fighter
- Actually follows orders

Weaknesses:
- Abrasive personality
- Relatively weak shooter
- Lacks patience
- Construction abilities are borderline retarded
- Will jeopardize security to attempt to save a forsaken life.

Notable Characters:
Harry Cowper: Though Crossman crushes on Harry's sister hardcore, and they bump heads over the topic semi-regularly, he'd always be looking out for this character.
Takao Kamachi: Constantly meet each other in times of peril, it probably means something... right?
Felix 'tank' Woodward: Old close friend, wonders where he went.
Jim 'Twitch' Sanders: Prior Relations, mostly positive.
Joseph Skinner: Prior Relations, old boss
Melissa Wright: Prior Relations
Curtis Weeter: Prior Relations
August 'Slice' Walker: One of the two Combat Medics who was working on Lam Walker (August's brother) at his TOD. Because of Alex's novice nature during the event his incompetence led to her brother's expiration. This is unbeknownst to August, but Crossman is well aware, and can never sustain a conversation with her. He also has trouble forgiving himself, thus will act irrationally to somehow repent for it by saving her or her family.
Aria 'Weaver' Vivici: Prior Relations, getting to know better.
Xin 'Shiroyasha' Sakata: Old friend, wonders where he went.
Bigby 'Pyro' Farkas: Gives serious respect to the guy when he's behind a flamethrower. One of the few to get that from such a weapon.
Tanya ''Aegis'' Hernandez: Good terms, while he hasn't spoken to Tanya in quite some time, he still reserves her as a close friend; generally won't get arrested by her and will, in turn, prioritize her as a medical patient.
Joseph Nikolatz: Good terms, old boss.
Casca 'Legs' Orivanna: Good friends.
Osaala Wooki: Regards as a close friend, will prioritize him as a medical patient.
Lewis Calhoun: Prior Relations
Winter Silverson: Occasionally passes by research to see her, thinks she's quite attractive but too far detached from his line of work.
Mark Handford: Old friend
Xur 'Ghost' Dergens: Prior Relations, trusted leader
Leo Blackburn: Prior Relations
Aiden Newton: One of the few doctors Crossman respects.
Alyssa Cowper: Forever the antagonizing stronghold for Borcuse 'Farsight' Girge. She might not be available anymore, but he'll be damned if he lets her existence go to waste.
Lisa Farris: Allowed her to get captured during circumstances that can't be disclosed. Forever resents himself for it.
Miles Northey: Generally recognizes this character as a squad spec, one that knows which end of the smartgun the bullets come out of... generally a positive sign in a spec.
Borcuse 'Farsight' Girge: Just short of despises this character. If Crossman's morality didn't depend on it, he'd gladly see Borcuse's body floating down the rivers of LV-624.
Thomas Nordskov: Bromance, lots of sexual tension huehue
Jay "Xeno" Burns: Took Jay Burns in as an apprentice field medical practitioner. Tend to get along swimmingly when he's not constantly being disappointed by Jay.
Floyd Green: Once dragged Crossman back from hell and on the brink of death. Never forgets.
Maxim Janssens: Recognizes him as a competent squad leader.
Noah Kirchner: Loves him, but he's a piece of shit.
Barnabus Jones: Acquaintances; though recently met through mutual affiliations with other crew members, Crossman seems to like this individual.
Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals: Seen her pink hair fluttering around n' shit, but hasn't said anything to her... yet.
((This list is going to change as I start paying more attention to names and updating it on the fly.))

[Biolock]

You're a sack of shit.

[Byosfeer]

Please tell me this is a shitpost

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[Sad_Corn]

Dislikes:

- Masculine Woman (Misogyny)

- People with more money than him (Communist)

-2

[Jroinc1]

DAMMIT NOAH

[Biolock]

Some people copy your format and give you credit for it. Some people copy your format and try to play it off like it's theirs. Noah copy and pastes your dossier not even bothering to change the names in the story.

[Sad_Corn]

Some people copy your format and give you credit for it. Some people copy your format and try to play it off like it's theirs. Noah copy and pastes your dossier not even bothering to change the names in the story.

Atleast he changed and put his name

[NoahKirchner]

Some people copy your format and give you credit for it. Some people copy your format and try to play it off like it's theirs. Noah copy and pastes your dossier not even bothering to change the names in the story.

Or the relations.

[Helgraf]

Oh Noah...

[Karmac]

>I've only seen you play CO, and then you got bannu'd the round after I saw you play.
>RIP

[Eenkogneeto]

Tfw not even on noahs shitposting version of the dossier

[NoahKirchner]

guys I know all of the lore behind Alex Crossman, his character IS ACTUALLY FROM THE ARMY HONKHONK

[Sadokist]

lol copy pasta