The Snowflake Squad

[Skane10634]

>Be Alpha Squad SL Karla Waldron
>Check squad comp
>Is two engineers, two medics, one specialist
>Snowflake squad is born
>No command staff
>Lead squad to surface in pod 'Steel rehn'
>Xenos meta rush pod
>Yell 'Purge the xeno' make them run away
>Commander wakes up
>Push to river
>Throw obs onto queen
>Queen gets hit, somehow lives, her praetorian guard died though
> Lead squad further up,
>Kill 8 xenos with your squad
>Overdose on tramadol because FF
>Still pushing
>Lag spike
>When lags gone i have been dragged away and sliced to strips
>You think story over, nope.jpg
>Hope to be cloned
>Turns out xenos meta rush suceeded on the rasp and they got to ship in first 10 minutes
>Xenos kill all medical staff
>Right clicks own corpse
>Literally over 20 corpses underneath me
>Deadsalt
>Leaves game
>Goes to forum and types up greentext meme post.

[NoahKirchner]

pick related OP?

[LocalizedDownpour]

4/10 didn't die to a SADAR blast.

No animu character in squad.

Not one awkwardly romantic line before someone was brutally murdered

Not snowflake enough.

[Skane10634]

Er, one of my engineers had teal hair and was a waifu, so, Animu character.

Akward romantic line "Secure this light" ~Me "I'll secure your ass" ~Engineer waifu "Later babe" ~Me

[LocalizedDownpour]

7/10

Good work.

[Skane10634]

10/10, snowflake squad official endorsement

[LocalizedDownpour]

You don't count.