Every single day i hear jokes about my nickname and my picture. "Haha, are you happy Sad_Corn?" "If Sad_Corn became sad, he is a Sad_Sad_Corn or Sad²_Corn?"
Be a corn isn't a easy task. I mean, the corn is the saddest vegetable in the godamn word, and i'll explain you why:
#1: Vegetable's life
Everybody knows that being a vegetable is not easy. First, you have to face pesticides destroying you from inside, killing all your parents, making you sick, well, it hurts, hurts a lot. Then you face your worst enemy, VEGANS. Those bastards are worst than Hitler and mussolini together, eugenists, fascists, all the type of crap. And after all this, vegetables need to deal with genetic manipulation, transforming you only in a food to massive production, removing the individuality of each plant, making us just a number, or nutrients inside a belly.
#2: Depression
Corns have crippiling depression, and that is a fact, because we can't even walk. We are yellow, who is fucking yellow? Only corns. And we were born on MEXICO, THE WORST POSSIBLE COUNTRY FOR CORNS. Well, we just have depression, that's make us sad
#3: we are corns
There is anything worst than being a godamn corn? I can answer for you: No. They give your little babies to make popcorns and BURN THEM ALIVE, WHY MAN, WHY. No government assistance, can't work because you have crippiling depression. Well, being a corn sucks.
Conclusion:
Well, just don't make jokes about us, everyone needs respect, even corns.
I'm sad because i'm a corn
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I'm sad because i'm a corn
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
Hahaha, hes corny
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
Wanna join to CLM cause?NoahKirchner wrote:#CORNLIVESMATTER
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 78: Lawrence's wife won't stop crying.
Day 80: I just want to vent about myself. I am a dirty abomination. I am an over-grown, yellow horrid monstrosity. My brother is like this too. We are 10 centimeters taller than our parents and juicier so they can get more out of us when they harvest. They flay our skin and expose our kernels. None of this is my fault. Nor my parents'. It is those dirty fucking humans who made me this eldritch creature. How would they feel if we exposed their muscle, ripped out their balls and ovaries and sprinkled them on the ground, suffocated them in gas and played with their DNA to make them fatter, juicier and yellower? The sun is hot. It beats down on all of us.
Day 96: The region where my distant cousin lives in just got smoked with pesticides... he says he's fine, but he coughs all day and his kernels are starting to peel off.
Day 104: It turns out Taylor was infested with maggots and didn't say. Maybe she didn't want the farmers to pick her off the stalk... but why would she want to wait to get harvested? It doesn't matter now, there's ants eating her corpse now.
Day 110: Lawrence's wife got shipped to the popcorn factory too. Guess they really were destined for the same stalk.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 127: The ants crawled up our stalk. I fear we'll rot. Better than the harvest.
Day 130: Rotting. Ants inside me. God, why do we live like this?
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 199: They cut our stalk. The ants left me. Julia is the only other corn in my stalk whose still alive.
Day 200: They are going to drop pesticides on us. Julia says so.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 78: Lawrence's wife won't stop crying.
Day 80: I just want to vent about myself. I am a dirty abomination. I am an over-grown, yellow horrid monstrosity. My brother is like this too. We are 10 centimeters taller than our parents and juicier so they can get more out of us when they harvest. They flay our skin and expose our kernels. None of this is my fault. Nor my parents'. It is those dirty fucking humans who made me this eldritch creature. How would they feel if we exposed their muscle, ripped out their balls and ovaries and sprinkled them on the ground, suffocated them in gas and played with their DNA to make them fatter, juicier and yellower? The sun is hot. It beats down on all of us.
Day 96: The region where my distant cousin lives in just got smoked with pesticides... he says he's fine, but he coughs all day and his kernels are starting to peel off.
Day 104: It turns out Taylor was infested with maggots and didn't say. Maybe she didn't want the farmers to pick her off the stalk... but why would she want to wait to get harvested? It doesn't matter now, there's ants eating her corpse now.
Day 110: Lawrence's wife got shipped to the popcorn factory too. Guess they really were destined for the same stalk.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 127: The ants crawled up our stalk. I fear we'll rot. Better than the harvest.
Day 130: Rotting. Ants inside me. God, why do we live like this?
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 199: They cut our stalk. The ants left me. Julia is the only other corn in my stalk whose still alive.
Day 200: They are going to drop pesticides on us. Julia says so.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
Damn mate, that will be my new signature, i luv you, you're welcome to CLM tooMartzin wrote:On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 78: Lawrence's wife won't stop crying.
Day 80: I just want to vent about myself. I am a dirty abomination. I am an over-grown, yellow horrid monstrosity. My brother is like this too. We are 10 centimeters taller than our parents and juicier so they can get more out of us when they harvest. They flay our skin and expose our kernels. None of this is my fault. Nor my parents'. It is those dirty fucking humans who made me this eldritch creature. How would they feel if we exposed their muscle, ripped out their balls and ovaries and sprinkled them on the ground, suffocated them in gas and played with their DNA to make them fatter, juicier and yellower? The sun is hot. It beats down on all of us.
Day 96: The region where my distant cousin lives in just got smoked with pesticides... he says he's fine, but he coughs all day and his kernels are starting to peel off.
Day 104: It turns out Taylor was infested with maggots and didn't say. Maybe she didn't want the farmers to pick her off the stalk... but why would she want to wait to get harvested? It doesn't matter now, there's ants eating her corpse now.
Day 110: Lawrence's wife got shipped to the popcorn factory too. Guess they really were destined for the same stalk.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 127: The ants crawled up our stalk. I fear we'll rot. Better than the harvest.
Day 130: Rotting. Ants inside me. God, why do we live like this?
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 199: They cut our stalk. The ants left me. Julia is the only other corn in my stalk whose still alive.
Day 200: They are going to drop pesticides on us. Julia says so.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
i luv you too corn waifuSad_Corn wrote:Damn mate, that will be my new signature, i luv you, you're welcome to CLM too
CLM is my sig now
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
That could be my new corn image? maybe... Who knows?Martzin wrote:
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
Legitimate question. I say if Sad_corn became sad.. it's just "sad", because you are seeking to turn "Sad_corn" into "sad" so you need to take out the corn... if you know what I meanSad_Corn wrote: "If Sad_Corn became sad, he is a Sad_Sad_Corn or Sad²_Corn?"
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
How does a Corn even type or play? the mystery of year 4200 that shall never get solved...ever
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
ASIANSSad_Corn wrote: We are yellow, who is fucking yellow?
#3: we are corns
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Charlie Harding [Charlie (CL)] says, "It's never ogre."
Thy hero potato hath returned
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Hivemind, Young Runner (911) hisses, 'And what a fitting number!'
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "IT AIN'T OGRE"
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "NOT YET."
Charlie Harding [Charlie (CL)] says, "It's never ogre."
Thy hero potato hath returned
Hivemind, Mature Larva (47) hisses, '"Hunter 47"'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'Agent 47 GOOOO'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'OH M GOD'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'NOW I'M 420'
Kain Powers [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Im doing an infected marine"
LT Holden Ward [MedSci (BO)] says, "Please do not have sexual intercourse with infected marines"
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
Weaboos don't have feelings thoSPACEpotato1 wrote:ASIANS
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
Ya making fun of me???Sad_Corn wrote:Weaboos don't have feelings tho
When u talk sh** to the IB
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Re: I'm sad because i'm a corn
Weabos have NO PLACE on this fully American server, gone with thee! (Only if you have super long colored hair and monochromatic eyes where they are both different colors and flavor text about either you characters brests (why!?) or long 3 paragraph flavor text)XenonDragneel wrote:Ya making fun of me???
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"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP