Baby's First Shitpost
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+1 quality roleplay
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Is that you?
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Yeah, three or so years ago, sad to admit.Sadokist wrote:Is that you?
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You are one tall Baby.
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Long time ago, I, Ka'Torag-na Halkrath, Skilled Master Hunter Of Prey, Unleashed an unspeakable evil upon Xenos and Humans! But a foolish Xeno Hunter wielder of robustness stepped forth and opposed me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore a gate of Salt of Solitude and flung em into the world of CM, and took out their Facehugger Capabilities! Now, this Xeno Fool seeks to return the favour, and undo my evil reign and of many other predator predecessors!
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oh, was like "why are they letting people this young be staff?"NoahKirchner wrote:Yeah, three or so years ago, sad to admit.
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Well I know some of the staff members are rather young. But yeah, that's from ages ago. Just brought it back today to laugh at myself a bit.Sadokist wrote:oh, was like "why are they letting people this young be staff?"
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*clap*NoahKirchner wrote:Well I know some of the staff members are rather young. But yeah, that's from ages ago. Just brought it back today to laugh at myself a bit.
Ah noah, noah, noah, noah, amusing from birth.
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Noah...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
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Yes, I asked myself the same thing. Are you not amused with bebe Noah?Sad_Corn wrote:Noah...
What the fuck?
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Want your Cheese Pizza with extra meat?
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Damnit Noah.NoahKirchner wrote:Yes, I asked myself the same thing. Are you not amused with bebe Noah?
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Lewd.
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