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Baby's First Shitpost

Post by NoahKirchner » 15 Dec 2016, 19:47

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Post by spartanbobby » 15 Dec 2016, 19:48

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Post by Sadokist » 15 Dec 2016, 22:12

Is that you?

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Post by NoahKirchner » 15 Dec 2016, 22:17

Sadokist wrote:Is that you?
Yeah, three or so years ago, sad to admit.
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Post by Shyguychizzy » 15 Dec 2016, 22:48

You are one tall Baby.
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Post by NoahKirchner » 15 Dec 2016, 22:49

Shyguychizzy wrote:You are one tall Baby.
Only got taller.
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Post by Sadokist » 16 Dec 2016, 00:16

NoahKirchner wrote:Yeah, three or so years ago, sad to admit.
oh, was like "why are they letting people this young be staff?"

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Post by NoahKirchner » 16 Dec 2016, 00:18

Sadokist wrote:oh, was like "why are they letting people this young be staff?"
Well I know some of the staff members are rather young. But yeah, that's from ages ago. Just brought it back today to laugh at myself a bit.
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Post by MrJJJ » 21 Dec 2016, 07:01

NoahKirchner wrote:Well I know some of the staff members are rather young. But yeah, that's from ages ago. Just brought it back today to laugh at myself a bit.
*clap*

Ah noah, noah, noah, noah, amusing from birth.

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Post by Sad_Corn » 21 Dec 2016, 11:03

Noah...

What the fuck?
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They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
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Post by NoahKirchner » 21 Dec 2016, 12:09

Sad_Corn wrote:Noah...

What the fuck?
Yes, I asked myself the same thing. Are you not amused with bebe Noah?
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Post by LarryOrtega » 21 Dec 2016, 13:41

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Post by Karmac » 22 Dec 2016, 00:02

NoahKirchner wrote:Yes, I asked myself the same thing. Are you not amused with bebe Noah?
Damnit Noah.
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