The Real Rambo Guide

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The Real Rambo Guide

Post by Karmac » 20 Dec 2016, 19:35

Step 1: Put that marine uniform, armour and helmet on, you're gonna need all the protection you can get for when your teammates realise what you're doing and try to kill you for it.

Step 2 through to 9: Load up a pulse rifle, put it in your armour, pick up throwing knives, put them in your armour, pick up a shotty scabbard, load up said shotgun, place in scabard, aquire one box of flares and a flashlight for pockets, vision is important, need to see what your shooting, load up the backpack you ditched with 7 loaded revolvers, find a second backpack, put four boxes of buckshot in it, go to Medical, get into storage and take the three First Aid Kits, these are the bland ones that contain no useful things, empty them out and fill up One with pulse ammo, One with SMG ammo, One with revolver ammo. Now you may be thinking, what's the SMG ammo for?, go to RO, get webbing and an SMG Holster, fill said holster with loaded gun, fill webbing with throwing knives, steal CL's labeller and label which bag is guns, and which is ammo, label which First Aid Kit contains what ammo and BAM, you're ready to rock and roll.
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Post by Rain7x » 20 Dec 2016, 19:37

Excellent. I'm going to try this.
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Re: The Real Rambo Guide

Post by Sarah_U. » 20 Dec 2016, 19:41

This is for people like these that I'm thankful gibbing exist.
CM was obviously inspired by Starcraft: Ghost opening. At least when marines takes too long to deploy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4JSohL ... e=youtu.be
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Re: The Real Rambo Guide

Post by Bawws » 20 Dec 2016, 19:48

How long did it take you to come up with this? Otherwise, good guide.

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Post by Karmac » 20 Dec 2016, 19:48

Here's a link to some images of what the finished product should look like, feel free to leave your gun back at the fallback point when entering a fight, and remember to pull your ammo backpack so you don't lose it when firing your big guns:

http://imgur.com/a/AXP2m
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Re: The Real Rambo Guide

Post by Karmac » 20 Dec 2016, 19:50

Bawws wrote:How long did it take you to come up with this? Otherwise, good guide.
I came up with it the other night, and put it into action today. An image in the Funny shit section inspired me to do this.
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Post by Heckenshutze » 20 Dec 2016, 19:52

A full COG Gear.
Marine: Ruben Dario
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Re: The Real Rambo Guide

Post by Karmac » 20 Dec 2016, 19:53

Heckenshutze wrote:A full COG Gear.
Three guns AND a flash light, I'm one up on the COG.
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Post by TopHatPenguin » 20 Dec 2016, 20:38

*Equips Red Bandanna*

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Re: The Real Rambo Guide

Post by Sad_Corn » 20 Dec 2016, 23:08

TopHatPenguin wrote:*Equips Red Bandanna*
I use red bandana as medic, and i'm not a rambo

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Re: The Real Rambo Guide

Post by MrJJJ » 21 Dec 2016, 06:51

Best rambo guide ever Rambo/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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