John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Karmac » 08 Mar 2017, 09:32

Crab_Spider wrote:I was able to get my gun out and prepare for what's to come in an instant
Just be more offensive with buckshot now, or camp corners with it :^)
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by LarryOrtega » 08 Mar 2017, 23:45

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Casany » 11 Mar 2017, 16:28

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 11 Mar 2017, 16:39

[quote="Casany"][/quote]

Okay, now seriously, atleast give me an actual reason of why I'm terrible. Hell, Casany, we frequently talk with each other when you're an SL/BO.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Casany » 11 Mar 2017, 16:45

I'm just messing with you. It is a roast after all

But honestly, if your going to play marine ya gotta atleast try and hide that xenu bias m83
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Dapper Stache » 13 Mar 2017, 20:21

I remember you were super in love with Aria once. I mean, that was a thing.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 13 Mar 2017, 20:24

Dapper Stache wrote:I remember you were super in love with Aria once. I mean, that was a thing.
Close this thread right now Snype, I beg of you.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Dapper Stache » 13 Mar 2017, 20:26

Crab_Spider wrote:Close this thread right now Snype, I beg of you.
Not even Snype's compulsive thread closing can save you now.
You asked for this.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Recounted » 13 Mar 2017, 21:25

Crab_Spider wrote:Just move along
you didn't vote yes on my command app boot
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 13 Mar 2017, 22:03

Recounted wrote:you didn't vote yes on my command app boot
Because my boot is up your ass Ray.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by RedsPro » 14 Mar 2017, 00:34

John hates Buckshot. Hes a fucking liar.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 14 Mar 2017, 00:36

RedsPro wrote:John hates Buckshot. Hes a fucking liar.
I use it sometimes. It's really hard to get close when all the stuns are at the range it's limited to
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by RedsPro » 14 Mar 2017, 00:39

Crab_Spider wrote:I use it sometimes. It's really hard to get close when all the stuns are at the range it's limited to
Why the fuck you lyin
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Karmac » 14 Mar 2017, 00:39

Roast me daddio
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by MrJJJ » 14 Mar 2017, 03:00

Wait you were using buckshot? sorry, i thought you were using slugs because of how often you missed.

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Kavlo » 14 Mar 2017, 12:40

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 23 May 2017, 21:07

Reviving this. Make something original bitches come at me
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Garrison » 24 May 2017, 01:25

I only recall two instances of interacting with "Buckshot" Rhodes. Both of which involved me as Squad Leader, first was his snarky remarks when I was giving orders to him and the rest of my squad (got a laugh out of that). The other was when he was MP, and he was giving me trouble for accidentally shooting my revolver when I tried to holster it. Think the only reason I wasn't detained was cause I didn't hit anyone.

I got a rather positive impression, don't have any complaints.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Huebone » 24 May 2017, 02:45

Honestly. That you like the other Uriel(Uriel Turner) more than you like the original Uriel(me, encino man Payan). It hurts. It stings. It makes me feel like the inferior Uriel.
Look, I've heard your cries, and your calls.
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You told me this, and I heard you.
But you shouldn't be angry at your command. If you're angry at command, you're saying that command sent those men to die. But command didn't kill those men. The enemy killed those men. They took your comrades from you. That's the important thing to remember, it was the enemy who took your friends, and you should be really REALLY mad at them.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 17 Jun 2017, 21:44

Now do any of you have any complaints!
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Karmac » 17 Jun 2017, 22:01

Keeps trying to get a perma, literal retard
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 17 Jun 2017, 22:19

Karmac wrote:Keeps trying to get a perma, literal retard
I'm on my meds. Fuck you Garth.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Karmac » 17 Jun 2017, 22:39

>literally so unintelligent he requires medical supplements to retain his common sense
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 18 Jun 2017, 01:02

Karmac wrote:>literally so unintelligent he requires medical supplements to retain his common sense
Fuck you even more, Garth. How dare you insult my autism
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

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