John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
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John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
Just move along
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You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
I wasn't aware he was important enough to warrant a roast. I thought they were just the but of all jokes. Sort of like Saul but not as amusing.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
He's gay.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
Well it didn't take that long to ruin my self esteemDerpislav wrote:He's gay.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
Got you fam. You asked for it.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
The fact I don't know who he is doesn't change the fact he's gay.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
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Asking this thread to be closed.... ;-;
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
Y o u a r e n o t i m p o r t a n t
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Sure. It seems as though your dad's rubber wasn't as important either.Butterrobber202 wrote:Y o u a r e n o t i m p o r t a n t
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
Nah fam. I was planned for about 2 and a half yearsCrab_Spider wrote:Sure. It seems as though your dad's rubber wasn't as important either.
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You used slugs once, don't lie, I saw it.
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I actually use slugs very often more than I use buckshot since that cursed click macro removal.Carmac wrote:You used slugs once, don't lie, I saw it.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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I don't understand, what does the click macro removal have to do with it?Crab_Spider wrote:I actually use slugs very often more than I use buckshot since that cursed click macro removal.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes
Slugs are the better species.
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I was able to get my gun out and prepare for what's to come in an instantCarmac wrote:I don't understand, what does the click macro removal have to do with it?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter