John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

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John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 25 Dec 2016, 15:09

Just move along
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You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by LocalizedDownpour » 25 Dec 2016, 15:17

I wasn't aware he was important enough to warrant a roast. I thought they were just the but of all jokes. Sort of like Saul but not as amusing.

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Post by Derpislav » 25 Dec 2016, 15:29

He's gay.
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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 25 Dec 2016, 15:42

Derpislav wrote:He's gay.
Well it didn't take that long to ruin my self esteem
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by LocalizedDownpour » 25 Dec 2016, 15:50

Got you fam. You asked for it.

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Post by coroneljones » 25 Dec 2016, 17:02

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Post by KeyWii » 25 Dec 2016, 18:42

coroneljones wrote:...
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coroneljones wrote:...
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Post by Monoo » 25 Dec 2016, 19:55

coroneljones wrote:...
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Post by Derpislav » 25 Dec 2016, 20:40

The fact I don't know who he is doesn't change the fact he's gay.
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Post by MrJJJ » 26 Dec 2016, 03:28

coroneljones wrote:...
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Post by Crab_Spider » 26 Dec 2016, 12:16

Asking this thread to be closed.... ;-;
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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coroneljones wrote:...
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Post by Butterrobber202 » 07 Mar 2017, 21:07

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Post by Crab_Spider » 07 Mar 2017, 23:39

Butterrobber202 wrote:Y o u a r e n o t i m p o r t a n t
Sure. It seems as though your dad's rubber wasn't as important either.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Butterrobber202 » 08 Mar 2017, 00:31

Crab_Spider wrote:Sure. It seems as though your dad's rubber wasn't as important either.
Nah fam. I was planned for about 2 and a half years
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Post by Karmac » 08 Mar 2017, 01:10

You used slugs once, don't lie, I saw it.
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Post by Crab_Spider » 08 Mar 2017, 02:11

Carmac wrote:You used slugs once, don't lie, I saw it.
I actually use slugs very often more than I use buckshot since that cursed click macro removal.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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coroneljones wrote:...
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Post by Karmac » 08 Mar 2017, 07:51

Crab_Spider wrote:I actually use slugs very often more than I use buckshot since that cursed click macro removal.
I don't understand, what does the click macro removal have to do with it?
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Post by Casany » 08 Mar 2017, 08:38

Slugs are the better species.

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Re: John Rhodes Roast! - What are your criticisms of John "Buckshot" Rhodes

Post by Crab_Spider » 08 Mar 2017, 09:11

Carmac wrote:I don't understand, what does the click macro removal have to do with it?
I was able to get my gun out and prepare for what's to come in an instant
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter

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