The Salt Thread

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Hello everyone, after many salt-filled hours in Colonial Marines I feel it is time to make a thread dedicated strictly to venting out all of your grievances (salt) with the server, (hopefully) without repercussion or argument (salt) from other players. And by grievances I mean not with other players, but about game itself. I wasn't sure if this was appropriate for general discussion, so I'm just gonna leave it here.

Also, I play as Rudy 'Kraut' Acker, so I'd like to apologize in advance for my lack of anger management when I play on the server, as it's offended people before.

Here's a list of my own:
I REALLY hate when I'm running from a xeno and I end up slipping on something, so I get decapitated.
I REALLY hate when I'm in a fortified FOB, I walk away for two seconds, so I get decapitated.
I REALLY hate when I'm shooting at something, and somebody runs in front of me, so they get (decapitated) mad (salty) at me for shooting them on accident.
I REALLY hate when I finally role Spec, and I accidentally spend my token on something I didn't want (and get decapitated)
I REALLY hate when I join mid-round, spend a half an hour gearing up and getting to the Rasp, and dying nearly instantly when I get planetside. Usually from decapitation.
And if you didn't notice, I really hate decapitation.
ALSO, I REALLY LIKE SMALL TEXT

[Derpislav]

I hate marines. This catches all of my salt in just three words.

[NoahKirchner]

I hate marines. This catches all of my salt in just three words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMZ9jv11nHA

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Speaking of which, I really hate that nobody RP's properly. Those that try, that is.

[NoahKirchner]

Something that really rustles my jimmies is commanders or other players in leadership positions playing to win as opposed to playing to have a fun time.

[LarryOrtega]

>I hate hugger combat
>I hate when i´m SL and my squad just fool around doing anything
>I hate when people rush north of river
>I hate when MP´s are baldies
>I hate when i´m splinting somebody and i get pushed
>I hate when i´m patching a critical marine and i get pushed
>I hate when i´m building girders and i get pushed
>I hate when i´m setting a sentry and i get pushed
>I hate when i get pushed
>I hate when i play as spec, i got critical and some idiot just strip off my spec gear to leave it in hydro were aliens melt it
>I hate when crushers fucking charge at me and insta IB/bones broken/ruptura lung/paincrit
>I hate the new queen scrheech, that stun all on the queen´s line of view
>I hate when marines put AWFULLY the mines
>I hate when baldies took all AP
>I hate when RO it´s a dick
>I hate when CL it´s a dick
>I hate when RO dont send supplies
>I hate when marines aim for the head
>I hate FF
>I hate when a runner run trough squads and cause +4 criticals because of FF
>I hate when spec waste SADAR in runners/Drones
>I hate when OB hit friendly
>I hate when i´m doing field surgery in colony as doc and a runner come and just decap me
>I hate when marines meta trow grenades near a wounded marine body to take out xenos
>I hate when aliens meta run off the OB
>I hate when people gets salty for some stupid reason
>I hate when shitcurity baton me to crit
>I hate when CO hit Stand the fucking down
>I hate when stupid MP´s trow flashbangs with no reason
>I hate when i get clonned, and nobody comes to put me on cryo
>I hate when Combat medics put minor wounded marines in stasis bags
>I really hate when marines put huggers off heads instead of just shaking the people
>I hate when some baldie try to get off a hugger of my head stabing me with his knife in my eyes
>I hate carmac
>Like feweh, i hate brazillians too
>I hate when noah get flashed and cuffed like 30 times by Elliot Riggle

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>I hate hugger combat
>I hate when i´m SL and my squad just fool around doing anything
>I hate when people rush north of river
>I hate when MP´s are baldies
>I hate when i´m splinting somebody and i get pushed
>I hate when i´m patching a critical marine and i get pushed
>I hate when i´m building girders and i get pushed
>I hate when i´m setting a sentry and i get pushed
>I hate when i get pushed
>I hate when i play as spec, i got critical and some idiot just strip off my spec gear to leave it in hydro were aliens melt it
>I hate when crushers fucking charge at me and insta IB/bones broken/ruptura lung/paincrit
>I hate the new queen scrheech, that stun all on the queen´s line of view
>I hate when marines put AWFULLY the mines
>I hate when baldies took all AP
>I hate when RO it´s a dick
>I hate when CL it´s a dick
>I hate when RO dont send supplies
>I hate when marines aim for the head
>I hate FF
>I hate when a runner run trough squads and cause +4 criticals because of FF
>I hate when spec waste SADAR in runners/Drones
>I hate when OB hit friendly
>I hate when i´m doing field surgery in colony as doc and a runner come and just decap me
>I hate when marines meta trow grenades near a wounded marine body to take out xenos
>I hate when aliens meta run off the OB
>I hate when people gets salty for some stupid reason
>I hate when shitcurity baton me to crit
>I hate when CO hit Stand the fucking down
>I hate when stupid MP´s trow flashbangs with no reason
>I hate when i get clonned, and nobody comes to put me on cryo
>I hate when Combat medics put minor wounded marines in stasis bags
>I really hate when marines put huggers off heads instead of just shaking the people
>I hate when some baldie try to get off a hugger of my head stabing me with his knife in my eyes
>I hate carmac
>Like feweh, i hate brazillians too
>I hate when noah get flashed and cuffed like 30 times by Elliot Riggle

And here I was thinking nobody would take this thread seriously. have my babies

[Joe4444]

Something that really rustles my jimmies is commanders or other players in leadership positions playing to win as opposed to playing to have a fun time.

becuase if they don't win,they get yelled at in OOC for doing a shit job even though its mainly due to their side doing shit on the planet.

[NoahKirchner]

becuase if they don't win,they get yelled at in OOC for doing a shit job even though its mainly due to their side doing shit on the planet.

People are gonna get bitched at, good or bad. You can be the best CO and everyone will hate you, or the worst and everyone will hate you. There comes a point where you need to stop listening to them and make the round interesting.

[Crab_Spider]

>I hate when Marines don't make an effort to actually build a FOB (Id set up egrilles but then some idiots would assume it's a good idea to shoot them down)
>I hate having to rely on Command to give me Engineering access just so I can do my job
>I hate when Runner castes are too lazy to just upgrade when it's been 20 minutes since a slot has been locked
>I hate being the only person who suggests something that'll actually help (like I don't know, SETTING UP ELECTRIC GRILLES IN THE FUCKING FOB AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR MINES!) and everyone ignores it
>I hate when MPs are incompetent or just too stupid to apply general logic to xenos (THEY DONT HAVE FUCKING EYES YOU CAN SEE OR EVEN EARS! WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING A FLASHBANG WILL AFFECT THEM?!)
>I hate being unable to give a prisoner a complimentary face bash to the glass when they are making rape threats.
> I hate when xenos just can't see when something won't work (like, I don't know, being a boiler. Alone. WHILE IN THE FUCKING NEXUS AT ROUND START!)
>I hate when Marines assume they can shoot up survivors who are being hostile (no, it does NOT work like that. When a survivor is found with a weapon and is visibly distraught or hostile after going through a traumatic experience, you are to give them a chance to put it down, issue a warning, or just calm them down. IF THOSE DONT WORK THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A PAIR OF HANDCUFFS AND KNOCK HIM OUT! DEAR LORD PEOPLE ARE RETARDED!

[Joe4444]

>I hate when Marines don't make an effort to actually build a FOB (Id set up egrilles but then some idiots would assume it's a good idea to shoot them down)
>I hate having to rely on Command to give me Engineering access just so I can do my job
>I hate when Runner castes are too lazy to just upgrade when it's been 20 minutes since a slot has been locked
>I hate being the only person who suggests something that'll actually help (like I don't know, SETTING UP ELECTRIC GRILLES IN THE FUCKING FOB AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR MINES!) and everyone ignores it
>I hate when MPs are incompetent or just too stupid to apply general logic to xenos (THEY DONT HAVE FUCKING EYES YOU CAN SEE OR EVEN EARS! WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING A FLASHBANG WILL AFFECT THEM?!)
>I hate being unable to give a prisoner a complimentary face bash to the glass when they are making rape threats.
> I hate when xenos just can't see when something won't work (like, I don't know, being a boiler. Alone. WHILE IN THE FUCKING NEXUS AT ROUND START!)
>I hate when Marines assume they can shoot up survivors who are being hostile (no, it does NOT work like that. When a survivor is found with a weapon and is visibly distraught or hostile after going through a traumatic experience, you are to give them a chance to put it down, issue a warning, or just calm them down. IF THOSE DONT WORK THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A PAIR OF HANDCUFFS AND KNOCK HIM OUT! DEAR LORD PEOPLE ARE RETARDED!

just for those 2 about Egrilles.....egrilles are useless now because we can't shoot through them,so all threy do is hurt marines

[Crab_Spider]

just for those 2 about Egrilles.....egrilles are useless now because we can't shoot through them,so all threy do is hurt marines

Then maybe they should put some thought into their builds

[Tharinoma]

I HATE when people capslock RANDOM WORDS when saying something ESPECIALLY if they don't use punctuation and if they're WRONG.

[Crab_Spider]

I HATE when people capslock RANDOM WORDS when saying something ESPECIALLY if they don't use punctuation and if they're WRONG.

Screw you...

[Joe4444]

I HATE when people capslock RANDOM WORDS when saying something ESPECIALLY if they don't use punctuation and if they're WRONG.

capslock can be used for more than you think,when random words are in capslock like THIS its to put emphasis on that word.