You know you have been staffing CM too much when...

[Snypehunter007]

Seeing the similar "You know you're on CM too much when..." post, I thought I might make one for staff both former and current.

To start off . . .
>you try to mute your friend when they complain about some thing.
>you dream about moderating situations.

[Ordukai]

Funny, I had a dream about jumping on the forums when I was on vacation. Seems being away from CM for about 5 days was too much.

For that matter, too much? More like "The proper amount".

[Boltersam]

You know you've been staffing CM too much when...

You start having nightmares about convoluted metarush situations where you're the only staff online.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

When you start to dream about new updates that may never come.

[ShortTemperedLeprechaun]

When you dream of a stream of actual to goodness pointless a-helps, that don't ever stop.

[YungCuz]

When you wish both sides dont attack eachother at all until the meta timer is up.

[Toroic]

When you set the ahelp sound effect as your alarm, so you can wake up worried about griff

[Jroinc1]

When msay is your default chat type.

[Desolane900]

When you get associated with dickriding on Reddit.

[TheSpoonyCroy]

When you have a word document for common questions (with multiple variations, so you don't sound like a robot).

Have a folder somewhere with logs and a notepad+ app still open that has around 6 or 7 different entries tabs open....

however was still a pretty fun experience

[Eenkogneeto]

You aghost in the middle of a firefight and seal a breach between bursts.

[Mordrehel]

When you hit observe and toggle xeno prefs off almost every round.

When you know things about every role and complied a proper answer to anything that has a 5% chance of being asked in a three hour time period.

[slc97]

When you can start naming certain incident notes from certain players by heart.

[Dapper Stache]

When you type msay in discord.

When you wake up thinking you heard the ahelp noise.

[Desolane900]

When you can start naming certain incident notes from certain players by heart.

D-Do I have an incident, senpai?

[monkeysfist101]

When you start assuming that everyone who doesn't get what you're saying must be from Brazil.

[Sadokist]

you quit from being a mentor after an hour

[ShortTemperedLeprechaun]

When you start assuming that everyone who doesn't get what you're saying must be from Brazil.

Ah yes, the tried and true trigger situation for all CM staff.

[Eenkogneeto]

When you use who every ten or twenty minutes to make sure you aren't carrying too hard as a Sadar Spec and ruining the ayys fun.
I've been doing that since i was a mentor. Probably a bad habit.

[Snypehunter007]

Bumping for all the newbies.

[Snypehunter007]

Again bumping for all the new staff considering a few of the original staff in this forum are no longer here.

[Karmac]

When you give up on being a nice person and accept the reality you might get a bunch of staff reports but at the end of the day it means they won't ahelp the same stupid question for the 16th time.

[NescauComToddy]

When you start trying to speak in a formal and accented way with your IRL bros.

[Boltersam]

Whenever you hear a ding, you pray to god it's a mass grief and not the same runner asking why his plasma's not regenerating.

[PreacherCini]

When you are hoping someone ahelps about a repeat offender so you can bannu them.