How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

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How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

Post by Sad_Corn » 11 Jan 2017, 21:23

HELLO

Today, i'll teach how to get insta whitelisted to predator, you may be scared due the number of denied apps, but following this guide, you'll be exterminating hives with erradication spheres, killing marines while invisible, and all the cool stuff you can do as pred, without consequences!

THE BYOND CKEY

That's not a very important thing, but you need to create a new Byond account, with a cool Ckey, like:

Hitler_Was_Right

Bepsky_Is_Jew

You just need to be mean, or funny, not that hard

YOUR MARINE NAME

Here is an important thing, never use your real marine name, it's not important, create a new one:

Bepsky 'Drinks' Stunbaton

I 'Like' Memes

Adolf Hitler

Almost the same thing of the Ckey, try to be rude, or funny

PREDATOR'S NAME

Not that hard, just slap random adjectives and you'll be fine

PREDATOR CODE OF HONOR

Just write "no" here, and don't read the code of honor.

CHARACTER BACKGROUND

Here you must write a history (Nothing more than 1 line) of how you pred is a bad blood and why he kills everything

HOW YOU'LL PLAY AS PREDATOR

Almost the same thing of your background, but here you just type how you kill everthing

BANS FROM CM AND OTHER SERVERS

Type "Yes" On both, staff likes badboys. If you don't want to lie, grief atmos before app to pred

WHY YOU SHOULD BE WHITESLISTED?

That's, easy, because you're good

WHITELIST REVOKING

Nothing important, just type "No" here.

After following the guide, your whitelist will be something like that:






Byond ID:KevinLimBurgerChees

Marine Name (so we know who you are, if you play alien mostly, state that here):McDonalds 'Cheese' Burger

Name of the character you want whitelisted (The name your predator will use. This must match your in-game predator name): Black White God (Bad blood)

Are you familiar with the Predator Code Of Honor?
No, but i saw the alien vs predator franchise
Character background (A very BRIEF description of your predators background):
kills everything ane everyone even pred
How do you intend to play your predator (as in, describe HOW you will act/play your predator. This will weigh HEAVILY and frequently breaking from this MAY result in removal)? kill everything i see

Why should we whitelist you?
because i am good
Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason (we will check, and lies may result in immediate denial)?
Yes
Are you currently banned from any other servers and if so, why?
Yes
Do you understand that any player - donor or otherwise - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our rules or disobey the Predator Code of Honor? No
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.

Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.

Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.

Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.

Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-

Luiz"Mises"Buarque

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Re: How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

Post by XenonDragneel » 11 Jan 2017, 21:47

LMAOO AHHAHA this gave me a laugh

+1
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Re: How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

Post by Sad_Corn » 11 Jan 2017, 21:50

XenonDragneel wrote:LMAOO AHHAHA this gave me a laugh

+1
Generic laugh, -1
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.

Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.

Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.

Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.

Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-

Luiz"Mises"Buarque

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Re: How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

Post by XenonDragneel » 11 Jan 2017, 22:03

Sad_Corn wrote:Generic laugh, -1
-1 for -1
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Re: How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

Post by Jroinc1 » 11 Jan 2017, 22:33

I should probably yell at you for picking on someone's pred app.

But that's not happening, that was stupidly bad.
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Re: How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

Post by Renomaki » 11 Jan 2017, 22:52

Jroinc1 wrote:I should probably yell at you for picking on someone's pred app.

But that's not happening, that was stupidly bad.
To be honest, it seemed more like an attentionwhore app than a serious app.

after all, I seen some bad apps, but they at least TRY. This one clearly had no effort put in it for the sake of low effort lols.
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Re: How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

Post by KEY » 12 Jan 2017, 00:04

Thanks for the guideline, this'll be a good basis to one day app with.

It's a good thing this forum is full of such helpful players, wew what a nice community!
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Re: How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

Post by Sad_Corn » 12 Jan 2017, 20:38

Jroinc1 wrote:I should probably yell at you for picking on someone's pred app.

But that's not happening, that was stupidly bad.
My guide or the app?

I had to shitpost, and that was a GREAT shitpost
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.

Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.

Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.

Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.

Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-

Luiz"Mises"Buarque

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Re: How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

Post by NescauComToddy » 12 Jan 2017, 22:29

This atleast Made me laugh on the Cheese thing.

Good Shitposting Corny.
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Re: How to write a PROPER pred whitelist

Post by Sad_Corn » 12 Jan 2017, 22:47

XenonDragneel wrote:-1 for -1
-1 for -1 for -1
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.

Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.

Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.

Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.

Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-

Luiz"Mises"Buarque

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