The Space Barbarians - Dirty Harry's band of misfits.

[Dirty Old Harry]

So i started up a new RImworld save about a week ago with the pawns being people from this forum, Bolt, MrJJJ, Joe, Crab and Myself were the starters and slowly we've added some more people to it like Derp and Jay. Whenever something big happens then i'll drop an update here and if anyone wants to join as a Pawn then write what name you want and any other small preferences you'd like, for example, big build, blonde hair and male or female sort of thing. Also it should be noted that if you die then your ass is staying dead and if two pawns get together then it's out of my hands.

But first off we know that Bolt and Joe became lovers and got married, JJJ reached 20 in melee and Crab recently lost an arm to megaspoders. Oh and we are still to have our first colonist death so points to whoever calls out the first to die. Joe is also a pretty nifty sniper.

Bolt is the one doing everything related to farming and cooking. (Bolt likes fire so i let her cook all the meat we get)

Joe is our resident nerd as he researches everything and works the managing systems. (Don't call him a nerd though, he can scramble your brain with his rifle from the next territory)

JJJ is our doctor and total fuckin' beefcake with a glorious 20 in melee and his wonderous claymore.

Crab works as the handy woman sort of thing, constructs, crafts, tailors, mines and manufactures. Currently single but JJJ has been making moves...

Harry is our God King and we should all kneel before him as the Supreme Overlord of the Planet. But seriously he's super fucking tanky with his platemail, personal energy shield and huge fuckin' Maul. Fills the same roles as Crab so that the vital tasks can get done twice as quickly. To normal weapons and means of destruction, he's nearly invulnerable but his biggest weakness is his greatest strength, he's completely robotic in the sense that all limbs are advanced bionics and his brain has an advanced AI Core installed with painstopper modifications so that should he fall into a state of shock or unconsciousness then the AI takes control and can move him to safety. He also can't feel pain in any form.

[Karmac]

Yes please, sign me up to the space barbs core, barbs stronk

[LarryOrtega]

Put Elliot Riggle in here, a normal marine with a crew cut

[Boltersam]

I want to know my unique traits so I can recommend ridiculous actions that involves them.

[Dirty Old Harry]

I want to know my unique traits so I can recommend ridiculous actions that involves them.

Pyromaniac, Hard worker and Prostophobe.

[Boltersam]

Pyromaniac, Hard worker and Prostophobe.

Huh. Can't think of anything too good besides setting up fire traps for raiders.

[Crab_Spider]

Why is my name here and why am I a woman?

[Dirty Old Harry]

Why is my name here and why am I a woman?

You were there when i called you out to be put in, also Bolt was made female since i just see Bolt as a chick and we needed another woman to balance things out. But i called you out and you were cool with it so i dropped you in. If it's worth anything to you then i'll have you know that you're the second most important Pawn out of everyone.

[Boltersam]

I'm calling that I die first.

PS: You matched all of my real traits but prostophobe. Dunno what that is.

[Joe4444]

I'm calling that I die first.

PS: You matched all of my real traits but prostophobe. Dunno what that is.

prostophobe is when you REALLY want a robotic arm/leg/eye/whatever.In game it gives a mood debuff if they don't have one and a mood buff if they do have one.

[Boltersam]

prostophobe is when you REALLY want a robotic arm/leg/eye/whatever.In game it gives a mood debuff if they don't have one and a mood buff if they do have one.

Correction. All real traits accounted for.

[Dirty Old Harry]

Well we seem to have our first death incoming...

Last time i left Rimworld we had come under siege from a rival faction who had mortars and over 30 guys with guns. At first we had the upper hand when they tried setting up the mortars as we had Joe set up in the mountain side in a small pillbox where he was able to destroy the enemies mortar rounds with his scoped rifle (Which was refined one night by Harry, it was elevated to the condition of excellent and was named 'The Suffering of Joe') Once Joe had destroyed the mortar rounds then the enemy charged the base with their 30 odd gunmen and engaged in a firefight with our Space Barbarians, a hard battle was fought and Crab had his stomach destroyed and an eye blown out. Everyone else got shot up a bit while Harry was shot 19 times in the chest and 4 times in the head along with several severe bruises and cuts. His worst injury being total organ failure after an EMP grenade detonated near him rendering him completely unconscious and neck deep in shit creek with his mouth wide open. He was placed in an ancient cryosleep casket until we can somehow come up with a way to quickly treat him before he dies. Should he die then Crab will take his place as Warlord among the Space Barbarians...

Also Bolt made friends with a local squirrel, gimme suggestions for a name pls.

[Boltersam]

Also Bolt made friends with a local squirrel, gimme suggestions for a name pls.

Squeegee. He and his clan shall pelt our invaders with their greatest weapons! Nuts!

[LarryOrtega]

Call the squirrel Noah

[MrJJJ]

Damn, poor guy, at least if he dies he went out with a bang

[Dirty Old Harry]

so yeah, Harry is basically Guilliman in stasis, never getting better but never getting worse and sadly we can't just revive him cause the plot demands it. We actually have a retriever named Kirch so leaning towards Squeegee as the name.

[Dirty Old Harry]

Another update on The Space Barbarians.

Carmac and Ortega have joined us and have become muthafuckin' Space Barbarians. Ortega who is a vatgrown soldier knows only war, like seriously, the only thing he knows how to do is kill, won't carry things or cook or clean or build, he knows only how to kill and he's damn good at it too with a skill of 18 in shooting and 14 in melee and he even arrived with his own suit of jury rigged power armor. Carmac has also arrived with a span dangled new bolt action rifle with a 16 in shooting. He also has 14 in construction so he'll act as a nice little Engineer for us and will engage in hunting animals with Joe. So far there is no way for us to successfully revive Harry as every time i think i have a way to heal him up, i pull him out of his stasis pod which starts up the clock that counts down to his shortcoming end. The problem isn't in the bullet holes he has or the cuts and bruises but more on the internal problems he has, i think i might be able to perhaps have JJJ operate on him and remove the organs that have shut down and maybe replace them with new synthetic surrogate organs once we can make them. This is going to be a while before we can have him back since Bionics and all that jazz won't be available for another year or two so for now The Space Barbarians will fight on without a leader.

Also the squirrel died, random cougar was a bit too close to the base and became hungry...
RIP in Peace
Squeegee
2017-2017
"Gone but not Forgotten"

[Boltersam]

I have an objective for my character now.

Train a squirrel army and commit genocide on cougars by burning down their entire habitat.

(PS: How much is Rimworld?)

[Joe4444]

I have an objective for my character now.

Train a squirrel army and commit genocide on cougars by burning down their entire habitat.

(PS: How much is Rimworld?)

Full Game Pack ($30)
Instant access to the latest alpha version as well as all updates up to and including the final game.
Plus, get the Prototype Pack of five early game designs that eventually became RimWorld.
on steam its around about 22.99

[Dirty Old Harry]

If you can't afford it then i guess i'd be willing to buy a copy for you since it's a pretty nifty game.

[Boltersam]

I should be able to afford it. No buying of anything for me, I hate it when people are too nice to me.

[LarryOrtega]

Give Ortega a war dog

[Dirty Old Harry]

http://prntscr.com/eah34t. This makes me chuckle so hard man.

[Karmac]

We must build the Rogal-est of defences to ensure Guilleman survives until we can rebuild him, better than before. AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAAAAÀAAA.

[Dirty Old Harry]

Right got a short update for you here.

So it seems like not all the Space Barbarians are loyal to the current Warlord who would be Harry, As he is resting in a pod in a small room (that is now being reinforced) Bolt decided fuck it and walked into the room and set fire to the pod containing Harry and also set fire to the walls and door, fortunately J and Joe were around to combat the flames and were able to repair the pod. Bolt was found hiding in her room. Carmac was mining and was crushed as the overhead mountain gave way and fell upon him, he survived but his left arm was crushed completely and later after it was amputated he was then shot in the right eye which completely destroyed it, amazingly he still fights on with a bolt action rifle with one arm and one eye, he may be given a smaller smg like a Tech 9 or Uzi until we can get bionics. Also at some point Joe called Crab a cunt 4 no reisen.