The Roast of Jim 'Twitch' Sanders. Only the best of the best.

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The Roast of Jim 'Twitch' Sanders. Only the best of the best.

Post by Skycave1 » 14 Mar 2017, 06:24

I saw what Rhodes was doing, and it gave me a good chuckle. Start swinging at me now.

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Post by MrJJJ » 14 Mar 2017, 07:56

Why are you twitchy? you don't dodge bullets THAT often...

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Post by Karmac » 14 Mar 2017, 09:02

Can't tell the difference between a man and a woman.
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Post by Crab_Spider » 14 Mar 2017, 12:16

We should give you Xur's nickname and call you Ghost, because you don't HAVE ANY BALLS
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Karmac » 14 Mar 2017, 12:19

Crab_Spider wrote:We should give you Xur's nickname and call you Ghost, because you don't HAVE ANY BALLS
Boomroasted.
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Post by Kavlo » 14 Mar 2017, 12:39

He's like the 70 year old man who has his cap on backwards wearing his cargo shorts, nikeys, sunglasses and ty-dyed t-shirt holding his skateboard under one of his arms and with his free hand doing the phone/radical gesture with his free hand and walking up to the teenagers at the park and saying "What's up my fellow dudes?". Then when they tell him to fuck off and call him a faggot and leave on their hoverboards, he gets mad about how the old times were better and storms off.

Now imagine that in terms of CM, he's that guy.
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Post by Skycave1 » 14 Mar 2017, 16:02

Kalvo is 100% right.

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Post by Halinder » 14 Mar 2017, 17:05

Jim "Where's My Hug?" Sanders
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