Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?

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Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?

Post by Crab_Spider » 15 Mar 2017, 17:06

Because we all like to see our favorite or more invested characters fight to a stand still or to the death, I have taken it upon myself (out of sheer boredom and loneliness) to make a thread thats based entirely on what 2 fictional characters from separate or even the same fictional universes would win in a battle. The way these go are simple:

Circumstances: (if any)
R1:X- explanation
R2:Y- explanation
R3:Z- explanation
Final virdict: --/10


If you want to make a new topic, don't reply to the post, instead go to text box at the box of the page, use the above format, and change the title.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter

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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?

Post by Skycave1 » 15 Mar 2017, 17:07

John Rhodes vs John Rhodes.

Round 1: Who

Round 2: Who

Round 3: Who

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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?

Post by Crab_Spider » 15 Mar 2017, 17:15

Skycave1 wrote:John Rhodes vs John Rhodes.

Round 1: Who

Round 2: Who

Round 3: Who
R1: Buckshot. I've been around long enough to establish why I have that nickname.

R2: John Rhodes (NoahKirchner). He knows how to get a good meme going and exactly how to make my name more metatarget worthy.

R3: Jim "Twitch" Sanders. He outclasses both Rhodes in terms of sheer loneliness and desperation, coupled with his failed sex life or lack thereof, he'll obviously make it to the end of the movie. But that's not all, Jim's ties with Xur "Ghost" Dergens is what fuels him to find a woman, although this is nigh-impossible with those mossy teeth.

Final Verdict: Jim "Twitch" Sanders, 10/10 with his woobie factor
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter

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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?

Post by Nyeshivuu » 22 Mar 2017, 13:41

1 standard baldie vs 1 newbie runner
Probably dead in some remote corner of the map
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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?

Post by Sidriel » 22 Mar 2017, 17:27

Nyeshivuu wrote:1 standard baldie vs 1 newbie runner
Both die. The baldie accidently shoots himself in the mouth and the runner sprints into turretfire.
unga dunga me want peridaxon.

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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?

Post by Crab_Spider » 22 Mar 2017, 17:41

Xenos vs The X-Men

Round 1: No Wolverine, whoever the xenos "kill" becomes a xeno version of themselves.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter

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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?

Post by CrimsonAerospace » 22 Mar 2017, 20:04

Bill Carson V. Squad of Mutineers

Circumstances - Carson

- 99-round Pulse Rifle
- 4 extra mags
- Two emergency Medkits
- Armed with Carson shenanigans


Circumstances - Mutineers

- 8 Men (Six Standards, One Medic, One Engineer)
- Armed with standard Marine-issue weaponry
- All men are slightly injured from a Carson danger-close Orbital Strike
- All very upset

---Setting---

Sulaco Bridge, light fortification. Carson knew they were coming.

Final Verdict?
Kane "Saint" Romano - Laid back kid just trying to see the galaxy. Reveres the dead, and takes it upon himself to record all the actions and deaths of the Battalion to pass on.
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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?

Post by KingKire » 22 Mar 2017, 20:12

Didnt follow format, i am a weenie.
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But seriously, does uh, anyone know the way out?!


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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?

Post by Redikalzip » 22 Mar 2017, 22:17

Runner: I love mine. * booooooom*
Simon "ATOM" Sanford: "Use your brain and be a tactical man with your good aim for rifle"

I love my "SADAR".
I love my M56B without BC.
I love M41A with QF.


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