Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): Provide the [REDACTED ON REQUEST OF AN O5], Hispanics, Latinos, N- [REDACTED], Whites, Blacks, Muslims, Christians, Charlie Squad, Degenerates, Whores, AIDs ridden prostitutes male and female alike, my ex lover Aria [REDACTED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE] you [REDACTED!], ex lovers of unfaithful partners, Charlie Squad, Bill "Space Drugs" Carson, Lother Jones, neanderthals , tax evaders, welfare leaches, and Marines, with a Weyland Yutani branded debt collector to highlight the realism of war.
Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): No longer will we have to put an EORG rule, as Marines will have a justified reason to shoot themselves or get into riots so large, not even John "Buckshot" Rhodes, Xiphos Volund, Victori S., Hope Steele and Jack Knight can contain them. Finally, we shall highlight the true realism of war, by assigning a man to do damage control on the USS Sulaco. We will finally be able to cleanse the ship of [REDACTED ON REQUEST OF AN O5].
Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): [DATA REDACTED!] will [REDACTED] so those [REDACTED] can stop fucking [REDACTED]. This debt collector will eliminate any and all taxes wasted on the fuckups, degenerates, skanks, whores, and
DOCTOR CRAB SPIDER HAS BEEN TERMINATED HERE IS WHAT CAN BE SUMMED UP FROM HIS RANT
"if they can't even pay for shit, call a death squad so my company won't have to fucking suffer from their incompetence, and neither will our government."
Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it): Provide me with the ckey of Brett Kimple.
Weyland-Yutani Branded Debt Collector
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Weyland-Yutani Branded Debt Collector
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: Weyland-Yutani Branded Debt Collector
Why would we pay anything to WY, they gave us this ship, we're not in debt.
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Re: Weyland-Yutani Branded Debt Collector
I forgot to pay Peter back for buying me a $2 soda. It's been about 32 years and it rolled up to $47,0385,004,936,718.58. Plus with all the brain dead neanderthals trashing the colony, it's stacking up too high.Karmac wrote:Why would we pay anything to WY, they gave us this ship, we're not in debt.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: Weyland-Yutani Branded Debt Collector
Please no the last thing CM needs is the option for loan shark RP.
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Re: Weyland-Yutani Branded Debt Collector
Don't worry, he has a acid goop, so if anything goes wrong, he knows what to do.Karmac wrote:Please no the last thing CM needs is the option for loan shark RP.
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Re: Weyland-Yutani Branded Debt Collector
Moving this thread to Suggestions
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter