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Post by Crab_Spider » 27 Apr 2017, 13:56

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): When a Marine Stabs themselves and makes a wound large enough to cause a gaping hole, they pull whatever shit that was surgically implanted in their body out (excluding larvae, that's just fucking cheap).

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): A lot of funny moments, Marines can get a final stand that won't last a minute as they're dying of bloodloss and are fucked either way. Simply no reason other than immersion and a giant middle finger to my practices as a doctor who surgically implants people with flashlights.

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): Stabbing yourself in the chest makes the "pull-out-object" verb to crop up in the active command list, allowing idiots to do the boldest move in history... pulling out Dr. Seidner's flashlights. (gasp) and making a final fight with the Ancient Hunters. But make certain items; grenades guns, knives, pill bottles (no synperzine pills for you druggie!), and most of all, SADAR rockets, cause internal bleeding until QC'd and even then, cause infections. That way, Boris Kamerer dies from his powergaming.

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Post by David Attenbruv » 27 Apr 2017, 14:01

Wouldn't that just be instant Seppuku though if you just gutted your self and pulled the thing out? I always thought Larva usually tuck its self in with the internal organs so that it's less probably for blunt damage while being carried by its host.
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Post by Crab_Spider » 27 Apr 2017, 14:05

David Attenbruv wrote:Wouldn't that just be instant Seppuku though if you just gutted your self and pulled the thing out? I always thought Larva usually tuck its self in with the internal organs so that it's less probably for blunt damage while being carried by its host.
That's why I excluded the ability to remove larvae from yourself, so people can powergame and pull out the embryo, and also, yes, it would be.
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Post by David Attenbruv » 27 Apr 2017, 14:07

Crab_Spider wrote:That's why I excluded the ability to remove larvae from yourself, so people can powergame and pull out the embryo, and also, yes, it would be.
Oh? Though what else would be surgically implanted to pull out? Like the CL loyalist implant?
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Post by SagaSword » 27 Apr 2017, 14:13

David Attenbruv wrote:Oh? Though what else would be surgically implanted to pull out? Like the CL loyalist implant?
Loyalist implants are like very VERY small chips which enter the blood vein and gets stuck on the nerve web. Good luck trying to cut through your blood veins nerd.
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Post by David Attenbruv » 27 Apr 2017, 14:22

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SagaSword wrote:Loyalist implants are like very VERY small chips which enter the blood vein and gets stuck on the nerve web. Good luck trying to cut through your blood veins nerd.
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SagaSword wrote:nerd.
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SagaSword wrote:nerd.
Bruh, anyways. I meant what else would you want to want to remove other than that as that's the only Implant I can think of off the top of the head.
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Post by SagaSword » 27 Apr 2017, 14:29

David Attenbruv wrote: Bruh, anyways. I meant what else would you want to want to remove other than that as that's the only Implant I can think of off the top of the head.
Well. how about a banana implant? Didn't think about it that much did ya?
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Post by David Attenbruv » 27 Apr 2017, 14:31

SagaSword wrote:Well. how about a banana implant? Didn't think about it that much did ya?
Banana is 2 OP plz nerf.

On the post subject though, I +1 this is there actually is something that you can do with this method. Though I can't think of any implants or things you could remove in this fashion. I also believe that it should have a incredibly short bleed out period though that's been said already.
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Post by Crab_Spider » 27 Apr 2017, 15:09

David Attenbruv wrote:Banana is 2 OP plz nerf.

On the post subject though, I +1 this is there actually is something that you can do with this method. Though I can't think of any implants or things you could remove in this fashion. I also believe that it should have a incredibly short bleed out period though that's been said already.
I surgically implant stupid shit into people like flashlights (portable light sources that can never be turned off :) ). Usually, no one notices or they logged out of the game so I just do it, and I won't stop until staff say otherwise.
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Post by David Attenbruv » 27 Apr 2017, 21:48

Crab_Spider wrote:I surgically implant stupid shit into people like flashlights (portable light sources that can never be turned off :) ). Usually, no one notices or they logged out of the game so I just do it, and I won't stop until staff say otherwise.
That's pretty funny, I should make a Marine called Private Jack'o'Lantern and just get one of those flashlights embedded, light the way for the squad.
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Post by Butterrobber202 » 28 Apr 2017, 14:47

+1

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Post by SagaSword » 29 Apr 2017, 00:50

+1

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Post by Mister Jeether » 30 Apr 2017, 16:44

>Captured Marine: ''Shit! i got captured! There's only one way out..''

Drone: ''Oh no! The host is stabbing himself! I shall nest him!''

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*Marine Pulls a SADAR out of his chest*

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Post by apophis775 » 08 May 2017, 13:46

Surgically Implanting flashlights? That's powergaming to the max and probably doctor bannable.
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apophis775 wrote:Surgically Implanting flashlights? That's powergaming to the max and probably doctor bannable.
Oh come on!
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Post by Crab_Spider » 30 May 2017, 09:26

Bump. (This is an actual suggestion. I had it post in Acid Goop because of \n's suggestion guidelines)
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Post by SagaSword » 30 May 2017, 12:05

Crab_Spider wrote:Bump. (This is an actual suggestion. I had it post in Acid Goop because of \n's suggestion guidelines)
gg no re, you got goofed ya little spide.
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