Head Staff Application

[Sleepy Retard]

Byond ID: ElDefaultio

Colonial Marines Character: Valentina McTavish

Age: 12

Gender: depends on how I'm feeling on that day

Timezone: America, lol? what the fuck is a timezone

On average, how many hours are you available per week to moderate?
Give or take a few out of the week.
Do you have any previous experience in being staff (not just SS13)?
Yeah, I think.
Did you play any of the previous Colonial Marine servers?
?
What other servers do you play on?
V.O.R.E, Citadel, and Yawn Wider, Minecraft, Dota 2, Garry's Mod, Running with Rifles, and Fox Hole. I am also a waitress at Kelsey's, if that counts as being a server.

What are the 3 biggest servers you play on besides CM?
V.O.R.E, Citadel, and Yawn Wider

Have you had an application to Colonial Marines before?
I've never played on Colonial Marines.

Are you currently a staff member elsewhere (not just SS13)? If so, where?
I am the head ERPer on Paradise Station, and V.O.R.E

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on Colonial Marines?
I've never played on Colonial Marines

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on ANY server? If so, where and When (roughly)?
I've been put in a barn for a while.

Are you familiar with the chat program Slack (its use is required)?
I can cut people slack, sure.

Common Staff Situations:
Write a description of what you would do in each situation (BELOW) the situation. If you start it on the same line, I'll assume you can't follow directions and auto-decline your application.
ok sure


1. A player is firing his weapon in the briefing area near the start of the round.

Force the weapon to fire the player out the airlock as punishment, it's abuse against the weapon for firing without it's consent. Add a thirty day ban and fourteen notes as a precaution

2. The Sulaco has a breach to space.

Ban the Sulaco, we use the new ship now. It has no place being here.


3. The marines want the nuke codes because they claim they are losing too many marines. There are currently 4 aliens and 20 marines in your /who.

We don't need the nuke codes, though I can send the Konami code and ban the commander for asking. Probably a fourteen day ban at the minimum, and an extra day for each marine he had alive for a thirty four day ban. Proceed to ckey myself into his body and being griefing, and add the bans to his account and the notes.

4. A Sulaco researcher has made several napalm grenades and hands them out to marines. One of the marines throws the grenade into Logistics. There are no admins or other moderators online.

Ban the researcher for still being on the Sulaco, but proceed to unban him because he's my friend. Give the marine an aheal for being a hero and cleaing up logistics, because they're shitlers who won't give me my fucking barrel charger. Commie scum. I would proceed to make an announcement from United States Marine Corps to execute everyone RO member, for not giving every single marine a barrel charger. Furthermore, I would cry over slack for thirteen hours demanding an admin to turn every single marine who disagrees with my judgement into a corgi. Anyone who complains further will be jobbaned from marines, and forced to play aliens only.


5. A played is starting to talk about the things he did with your mom last night over Ahelp.

Go into great detail about how I fucked his dad. I would also change his in game name to "Gay Retard" for attempting to slaughter my ego over the APMs. Furthermore, as a deterrent I would make several OOC comments to everyone and send faked screenshots to make the player in question look like a fuckwit. I would proceed to have happy thoughts about it later on, as I pat myself on the back chugging another litre of chocolate milk.

6. You notice a marine with a name that doesn't fit our naming rules.
Change his name to Valentina McTavish

6a. The marine is arguing that: They've used the name for several years, noone has told them to change it before, and that they didn't know it was a rule.

Change his real life name to Valentina McTavish

7. You see a Sulaco Doctor with an M41A rifle strapped to his back running around the briefing area. There are wounded in medbay, and the other doctor is in surgery.

Aheal everyone in medbay and ban the Sulaco Doctor for being on the Sulaco.

8. You see a Squad Medic performing surgery on the planet. He claims it was because there were no doctors in the FOB.

ban the doctors for not being in the FOB

9. The round is stagnating. There are 30 marines and 4 aliens. The marines won't leave the Sulaco, and the aliens won't attack. What would you do, to "encourage" the sides to engage each other?

Ban the aliens for not winning yet, and also ban the marines for being on the Sulaco.

10. The round ends, and a marine starts unloading his weapons on other marines.

Ban the victim for 3 hours, he caused EORG.

11. A marine who has recently awoken is using soap to slip other marines.

Gib everyone he slipped as punishment for being slipped. Filthy commies.

12. A marine has killed another marine. When you ask him why, he said it was because the other marine had punched him.
Remove all his notes since he's a good marine.



Any additional information you'd like to add?

I'm gay.

[Karmac]

I paid 15 dollars to read this topic.

+1

[Sleepy Retard]

I paid 15 dollars to read this topic.

+1

I would also ban this moderator because he made a statement that could be taken as an insult.

[TheMaskedMan2]

Honestly not enough metal trays involved but overall your backstory was pretty good, but your playstyle is lacking, I don't think you'd make a good breadator.

+1 hope to see you as CO

[Sleepy Retard]

Honestly not enough metal trays involved but overall your backstory was pretty good, but your playstyle is lacking, I don't think you'd make a good breadator.

+1 hope to see you as CO

Banned for assuming my species, I'll see you in hell. I'm a grudgeator, not a wholewheatator.

[Kerek]

Gender: depends on how I'm feeling on that day

Timezone: America, lol? what the fuck is a timezone

Are you currently a staff member elsewhere (not just SS13)? If so, where?
I am the head ERPer on Paradise Station, and V.O.R.E

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on Colonial Marines?
I've never played on Colonial Marines

Any additional information you'd like to add?

I'm gay.

These are the highlights of your application that puts even Apophis775's application in the DUST. And you probably have fewer notes than apop aswell.

+1

[Sleepy Retard]

These are the highlights of your application that puts even Apophis775's application in the DUST. And you probably have fewer notes than apop aswell.

+1

Banned for not highlighting my entire application. Disrespecting headstaff.

[driecg36]

This is some advanced shitposting. Watch out, kirchner and attenbruv, ther's some competition in town.

[Sleepy Retard]

This is some advanced shitposting. Watch out, kirchner and attenbruv, ther's some competition in town.

Banned for calling my application shit.

[NoahKirchner]

+1 cuz you told me to +1 it.

[completelynewguy]

+1 if it fuels the shitposting cold war

[NoahKirchner]

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^ Makes me think you're not ready for the role.

[Sleepy Retard]

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^ Makes me think you're not ready for the role.

Banned because I don't like you.