Talk Shit, Get Hit

[Youbar]

Based on your signature, you're well into the autistic spectrum. Could you do me a favour, and drop by the doctor's office to confirm it for me?

People like you truly infuriate me. Nobody actually cares how many times you've won a duel with a predator, your quote on life is trash-tier hippy bullshit deprived of any originality, and your desire to announce how many kills you have a machete makes me wonder how many times you clogged up the logistics line, screaming like a spastic, "m-m-muh machete!"

I instantly identify players who use nicknames as special snowflakes. Nobody has ever called your character "Sleepy", and calling her "Ivan" is just icing on the cake. Your thought process in the character creation screen must have been something like "urr lets make super speshul snowflake called ivan who is russian grill xd xd and she is called 'sleepy' cuz sleep is for weaklings lmao ((she'll drink lots of coffee 2)))."

Please, strongly consider whether shitposting on these forums over twelve hundred times was worth the effort. That time could have been invested into things like donating preserved pork to Syrian refugees, or assembling a collection of miscellaneous junk items like forks, tables, and old TVs to send to Africa for the kids there to eat.

See above.

[Karmac]

Do you even support communism b r u h ?

[Sleepy Retard]

I instantly identify players who use nicknames as special snowflakes. Nobody has ever called your character "Sleepy", and calling her "Ivan" is just icing on the cake. Your thought process in the character creation screen must have been something like "urr lets make super speshul snowflake called ivan who is russian grill xd xd and she is called 'sleepy' cuz sleep is for weaklings lmao ((she'll drink lots of coffee)).

I was liking the insults until I realized they were all completely wrong and you had to make them up to make yourself feel better, I had almost expected more but...

An educated insult is something I couldn't expect from you, however, considering your profile picture and your entire need of insulting others intelligence to make yourself feel better - though this is no surprise considering you look like a brute whose face has been flatten with a frying pan, as it looked like your mother had opted in for a post birth abortion via frying pan but your skull was too thick.

((Watch someone think this thread is serious tho;^))

[MrJJJ]

See above.

I see a ceiling when i look above, and when i look above your post, i see another post, or if you mean above the see above, only my name and you roasting everyone else.

My neck has been fucking roasted, quite literally.

Although disguising yourself as Hirohito does not make you a fascist, neither does it make your bar grow longer so you can roast harder, do make sure to bring ketchup back tho, i need some.

[Boltersam]

JJ-
I got nuffin. Unless your name is Mister Jason, Jack 'n Jill.
Quote: "Who's bad?"

[NoahKirchner]

Please, strongly consider whether shitposting on these forums over twelve hundred times was worth the effort. That time could have been invested into things like donating preserved pork to Syrian refugees, or assembling a collection of miscellaneous junk items like forks, tables, and old TVs to send to Africa for the kids there to eat.

It was totally worth it.

[shyshadow]

Wow JJ more umm. Fuck I lost my meme.

[Karmac]

Shy your the biggest fuckin derp I know

[shyshadow]

Shy your the biggest fuckin derp I know

That's a complement coming from your fukin some guy named "KARMAC" probably because he was in a CAR CRASH. Am I right boys?

[shyshadow]

dsfdasdasd

[Biolock]

I already deleted it, and noah is the epitome of flamboyancy.

[Karmac]

I'll have you know I haven't even crashed my car yet but what kind of literal faggot calls himself shyshadow, I net you don't even have anxiety issues your just an angsty edgelord with spare time and internet access.

[shyshadow]

I'll have you know I haven't even crashed my car yet but what kind of literal faggot calls himself shyshadow, I net you don't even have anxiety issues your just an angsty edgelord with spare time and internet access.

Fuck, well ummm. I didn't fucking type "net" instead of "bet" like a illiterate cunt that's color blind and can't see the red squiggles on the fucking monitor. Get good. I made that name in fucking 2009, edgy = cool when I was a fukin normie shit.

[NoahKirchner]

feweh is gay

[MrJJJ]

Wow JJ more umm. Fuck I lost my meme.

JJ-
I got nuffin. Unless your name is Mister Jason, Jack 'n Jill.
Quote: "Who's bad?"

I am really that hard to roast? or is that the roast, that you don't know how to roast me? however the fuck that makes sense in my brain when i said that

[NoahKirchner]

I'll have you know I haven't even crashed my car yet but what kind of literal faggot calls himself shyshadow, I net you don't even have anxiety issues your just an angsty edgelord with spare time and internet access.

>When the shitty staff has more pages of notes than the oxford english dictionary
:thinking:

[Karmac]

Fuck, well ummm. I didn't fucking type "net" instead of "bet" like a illiterate cunt that's color blind and can't see the red squiggles on the fucking monitor. Get good. I made that name in fucking 2009, edgy = cool when I was a fukin normie shit.

Jokes on you, I'm using a phooooooooone.

[Boltersam]

I am really that hard to roast? or is that the roast, that you don't know how to roast me? however the fuck that makes sense in my brain when i said that

Actually it's that I can't roast anyone. You're probably an easy roast, to be fair.

[MrJJJ]

Actually it's that I can't roast anyone. You're probably an easy roast, to be fair.

Anyone is a easy roast if you know what you are doing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Boltersam]

I try to impress nerds like bolter with fake cosmic knowledge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Tylaaaaar]

someone hit me as hard as my dad on a Saturday night

[Simo94]

someone hit me as hard as my dad on a Saturday night

ur a stale meme!

[Tylaaaaar]

ur a stale meme!

ur a stale breadstick

[Simo94]

ur a stale breadstick

ur a stale USCM protein e-bar! got em!!

[Tylaaaaar]

ur a stale USCM protein e-bar! got em!!

ur just stale in general