Freemysoul's Technical Support Service

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Freemysoul's Technical Support Service

Post by freemysoul » 09 May 2017, 09:18

Welcome to Freemysoul's Technical Support Service™, Our employees work day and night to find fixes to your problems.

Please ask for Technical Support and check the FAQ for the answer to your questions!

FAQ:

Q: My queen is not responding to command inputs.

A: You will need to reboot QueenOS to fix this issue, To do this please hold down the egg button for ten seconds, then select reboot in QueenOS.

Q: ARES v3.2 requires an update.

A: This is an old AI system, you will be required to go to the AI's manufacturer's Extranet site: gww.ARESAISYSTEMS.net. If this fails you email the company: [email protected]

Q: My plasma isn't regenerating.

A: This is a common bug with Xenomorph 0.2. To fix this you required to run head first into the nearest marine.

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Re: Freemysoul's Technical Support Service

Post by slc97 » 09 May 2017, 09:19

I'll be damned if I take advice from a dirty Brit. This is America.

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Re: Freemysoul's Technical Support Service

Post by Sarah_U. » 09 May 2017, 09:20

Q: I have caught cancer reading this post, but had a laugher, am I infected?

PS: #Ignored Q_Q 0/10 service.
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CM was obviously inspired by Starcraft: Ghost opening. At least when marines takes too long to deploy.
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Re: Freemysoul's Technical Support Service

Post by Sleepy Retard » 09 May 2017, 09:28

Q: I friendly fired thirteen marines with my shotgun, but the queen isn't letting me into her hive as an honourary member.
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Re: Freemysoul's Technical Support Service

Post by Casany » 09 May 2017, 10:33

Q: my Baldie 0.52 OS is malfunctioning, he hasn't FFed a single marine and doesn't use AP. How do I fix
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