Who wants to be a robot? (Snype's naming conventions)

[Jdobbin49]

well I mean if everyone else is doing it I might as well give up my human bod for a robot one

[Snypehunter007]

Update

V.1 has show overwhelming need to "dab", a human term and action. V.1 has been scrapped for V.2.

[Jay Burns]

V.1 has show overwhelming need to "dab", a human term and action. V.1 has been scrapped for V.2.

*dabs*

[Snypehunter007]

*dabs*

V.2 has the same runtime error, scrapped. Observe V.3 closely, if it shows the same error, destroy the infected personality matrix core.

[Jay Burns]

V.2 has the same runtime error, scrapped. Observe V.3 closely, if it shows the same error, destroy the infected personality matrix core.

*dabs harder than ever before*

[Renomaki]

... Can I be a robot?

[Sleepy Retard]

>SCRAPPED AND SECURED

SURELY YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN
pulls out fidget spinner

YOU CANNOT JUST SECURE SOMEONE

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GET YE GONE

[Ex0demon]

i want to be one :P

[SagaSword]

Built and scrapped (x10 processes). All versions of this personality matrix have expressed large amounts of human emotions and human MEMES. This personality matrix core is has been stored in a reinforced glass case within the secure vault.

>Robot activated and secured
>Initiating "MEME" Protocol


>Analyzing results...
>Ban effectiveness = 84%
>Needs an Upgrade

[Snypehunter007]

Err, sure, I'm ready to be borgified!

Built, V.1's processes have a slight efficiency loss. Observe for now.

I'm a kinky cunt who wants to be borged! pick me!

Failure to produce, this unit's personality matrix exploded in it's container before a frame could be produced for it.

premium smoking cigar machine here!

Failure to produce, this unit's personality matrix was destroyed in the resulting fire caused by A-5 Hunterbuilt.

I already got a robot in my profile pic, babe.

Snype's #1 robot, baby.

Built (x3), V.1 and V.2 appears to have been unable to perform any processes. V.3 is running sub-optimally, observe further.

Borgify me, free me of this constant torture that is free will..That is my very existance...Free me...Free me....

Built, V.1 appears to be running at 200% efficiency. Fast track to advanced computing school.

well I mean if everyone else is doing it I might as well give up my human bod for a robot one

Built, V.1 appears to be running optimally.

... Can I be a robot?

Built, V.1's processes show a slight decrease in speed. Observe for now.

i want to be one :P

Built (x2), V.1 used too many "Emojis" and was unable to communicate effectively. V.2 appears to functioning optimally.

[TehSpoderman]

DO ME!

[Snypehunter007]

DO ME!

Built (x2), V.1 displayed too much eagerness to perform their task's. Observe V.2 for similar traits.

[Emeraldblood]

I'd like to become a cyborg, hopefully, one that can shoot EAT bars at the Marines.

[jusa297]

I don't know what this is, but rebuild me. Dew it. Or don't dew it. Jew it.

I want to be a weapon to surpass metal gear.

[Helgraf]

I must be rebuilt.

[Cash7800]

Me pls

[DrPng]

I have to become one with the matrix.

[Nightwolf901]

I didn't ask for this but it was the only other way. After taking a .50 cal Round for the captain Blueshield Cals requires a Borging.

[Snypehunter007]

I'd like to become a cyborg, hopefully, one that can shoot EAT bars at the Marines.

Built(x3), V.1 acquired the human food known as an "E.A.T. bar" and filled the unit's main gun with them. V.2's main gun was not properly re-calibrated to shooting a smaller projectile, resulting in a hit rate of 46.38%. V.3's main gun has been re-calibrated, increasing the hit rate to 89.3168%. Continue observing V.3's progress.

I don't know what this is, but rebuild me. Dew it. Or don't dew it. Jew it.

I want to be a weapon to surpass metal gear.

Built and scrapped(x13), V.1-V.13 were used as part of creating a large scale fighting robot, failure to offset the weight, balance, and cost has resulted in the termination of the project. Personality matrix core secured for potential use in the future.

I must be rebuilt.

Built(x2), V.1 gained control of the U.N.I.T. paint-line and proceeded to color the unit's exterior with "flaming" decals. V.2 has been stored in the next front-line shipment after secondary examination.

Me pls

Built(x1), V.1 shows rudimentary intelligence, suggested for re-purposing as a cargo bot.

I have to become one with the matrix.

Failed to produce, unit's personality matrix attempted to hack into the mainframe to "produce colored pills". Personality matrix has been placed in the secure vault until further notice.

I didn't ask for this but it was the only other way. After taking a .50 cal Round for the captain Blueshield Cals requires a Borging.

Built(x3), V.1 attempted to cover it's mainframe in fur before being deactivated remotely. V.2 attempted to paint it's mainframe white and construct two "ears" at the top of it's shell. V.3 has been stored in the next front-line shipment after tertiary examination.

[manezinho]

Let me get in on this even though I'm not sure exactly what's happening.

[Bibiex]

Borgify me. I'm tired of being a filthy ooman.

[DarkSpeeder]

me 2 pls thx

[NethIafins]

Yes. I must comply

[VitorThauma]

robots are nice, i want to be one

[Heckenshutze]

My body is ready.