Who wants to be a robot? (Snype's naming conventions)

[Snypehunter007]

So after watching Primordium (a fucking amazing game), I have decided to rebuild the CM playerbase.

So if you wish to be converted to a robot, post your name below and I will convert you. Be warned however, if you displease me I will scrap you and turn you into a different version.

A list of names will be posted in another list below this post.

[Snypehunter007]

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This is the list:

Karmac Hunterbuilt v.2 (Karmac)
Tea Hunterbuilt v.2 (Jaketeaking)
Kneez Hunterbuilt v.2 (Kneez)
Spider Hunterbuilt v.1 (Crab_Spider)
Spartan Hunterbuilt v.2 (spartanbobby)
San Hunterbuilt v.2 (Casany)
Jagg Hunterbuilt v.2 (jaggaff)
Mask Hunterbuilt v.1 (TheMaskedMan2)
Simo Hunterbuilt v.3 (Simo94)
Default Hunterbuilt {Scrapped and secured} (El Defaultio)
J-Burn Hunterbuilt v.1 (Jay Burns)
SGC Hunterbuilt {Scrapped and secured} (Shyguychizzy)
Gas Hunterbuilt {Scrapped and secured} (Sagasword)
Twenty-nine Twelve Hunterbuilt v.1 (Peachy2912)
Titan Hunterbuilt v.1 (Imperator_Titan)
A-5 Hunterbuilt {Destroyed} (Tylaaaaar)
S.S. Hunterbuilt {Destroyed} (Steven Sneider)
36 Hunterbuilt v.3 (driecg36)
T-3 Hunterbuilt v.1 (Gokurottt)
49 Hunterbuilt v.1 (Jdobbin49)
Nom Hunterbuilt v.1 (Renomaki)
X-O Hunterbuilt v.2 (Ex0demon)
T-Man Hunterbuilt v.2 (TehSpoderman)
Blood Hunterbuilt v.3 (Emeraldblood)
297 Hunterbuilt {Scrapped and secured} (jusa297)
HG Hunterbuilt v.2 (Helgraf)
800 Hunterbuilt v.1 (Cash7800)
Doctor Hunterbuilt {Scrapped and secured} (DrPNG)
901 Hunterbuilt v.3 (Nightwolf901)
Mane Hunterbuilt v.2 (manezinho)
Bibi Hunterbuilt v.2 (Bibiex)
Speed Hunterbuilt v.4 (DarkSpeeder)
Fin Hunterbuilt v.1 (Nethlafins)
Tor Hunterbuilt v.2 (VitorThauma)
Ecken Hunterbuilt v.1 (Heckenshutze)
300 Hunterbuilt v.1 (XSlayer300)

[Crab_Spider]

Can I get a name?

[Kerek]

Capital punishment. Borging recommended.

[spartanbobby]

Rebuild me, You have the technology.

[Casany]

I dunno about this, seems fishy...

But I'm all for the borg collective

[jaggaaff]

REBUILD (ha get it?) me into an evangelion fam, so I can let mentally-unstable 14 year olds to control me.

[Karmac]

Rebuild me, You have the technology.

Headband technology has come a long way, we can do it.

[TheMaskedMan2]

Turn me into an abomination of man and machine combined into the perfect being, improved in any and every manner from the weak soft flesh of humanity.

[Snypehunter007]

Can I get a name?

Built, v.1 seems to be functioning properly.

Rebuild me, You have the technology.

Built and scrapped, v.1 had to many human MEMES. V.2 has shown improvement.

I dunno about this, seems fishy...

But I'm all for the borg collective

Built and scrapped, v.1 had to many human MEMES. V.2 has shown improvement.

REBUILD (ha get it?) me into an evangelion fam, so I can let mentally-unstable 14 year olds to control me.

Built and scrapped, v.1 had an overwhelming amount of human MEMES. V.2 has shown improvement.

Turn me into an abomination of man and machine combined into the perfect being, improved in any and every manner from the weak soft flesh of humanity.

Built, v.1 seems to show proper robotic programming. Observe for a little longer.

[Simo94]

ME!! ME!! PICK ME!

[Sleepy Retard]

Where's the paper I sign to get borgified? I wish to assist the malf AI in plasma flooding.

[Snypehunter007]

ME!! ME!! PICK ME!

Built and scrapped (x2 process). V.1 was too eager and showed too much human emotion. V.2 was still eager and branded his lower chassis with the numbers "94". Monitor closely.

Where's the paper I sign to get borgified? I wish to assist the malf AI in plasma flooding.

Built and scrapped. V.1 had a malfunction in programming cause the venting of extra frames of their version to "ensure they can't replace them." After a very short cyberwarfare battle, v.1 was taken offline and scrapped. V.2 is being put on hold and the personality matrix is being kept in the secure vault.

[Jay Burns]

My cancer is eating away, I am fading fast , I need a Borg body replacement.

[Snypehunter007]

My cancer is eating away, I am fading fast , I need a Borg body replacement.

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Operation process:

Subject anesthetized, brain is then hooked up to clone B.C. # 4297243's heart.

Genetic fault detected in the brain, unnatural growth detected in cerebrum. Operation success: 23%.

Solution #1: Send brain to Research and Advancement Divison.
Solution #2: Attempt operation.
Solution #3: Replace cerebrum, increases operation success by 58.62%.

Solution #3 chosen. Operation commencing . . .

Built. V.1 body had several slight rejection problems with cybernetic cerebrum. Watch for further complications.

[Shyguychizzy]

What about good old meh?

[SagaSword]

Turn me into the perfect HONKING GOD BORG! With honkers, Banana gun, Banana Sword, Slippery water which is sprayed behind him every step I take, and last but not least...THE BAN HAMMER!...For maximum efficiency.

[Peachy2912]

I desire to be free of this flesh prison, let cold logic and unrelenting steel guide me.

[Snypehunter007]

What about good old meh?

Built and scrapped (x2 processes). V.1 was found attempting to hack into the Telecommunications Server Room. V.2 was found inside of the Telecommunications Server Room attaching a rudimentary "field radio" to the back of the unit's chassis. The unit also had welded silver alloy to the top of it's "skull" in the shape of a beret. Personality matrix core is being contained in secure storage until further notice.

Turn me into the perfect HONKING GOD BORG! With honkers, Banana gun, Banana Sword, Slippery water which is sprayed behind him every step I take, and last but not least...THE BAN HAMMER!...For maximum efficiency.

Built and scrapped (x10 processes). All versions of this personality matrix have expressed large amounts of human emotions and human MEMES. This personality matrix core is has been stored in a reinforced glass case within the secure vault.

I desire to be free of this flesh prison, let cold logic and unrelenting steel guide me.

Built. V.1 displays correct robotic programming. Fast track to advanced programming school.

[Imperator_Titan]

Err, sure, I'm ready to be borgified!

[Tylaaaaar]

I'm a kinky cunt who wants to be borged! pick me!

[Steven Sneider]

premium smoking cigar machine here!

[Casany]

I think I'm noticing a pattern

[driecg36]

I already got a robot in my profile pic, babe.

Snype's #1 robot, baby.

[Gokurottt]

Borgify me, free me of this constant torture that is free will..That is my very existance...Free me...Free me....