Pineapple and Ham on Pizza is good and here's why.

[Mook476]

If you put pineapple and ham on pizza it's bouta be a rumble on sight

[Skimmy2]

If you put pineapple and ham on pizza it's bouta be a rumble on sight

What about pineapple and pepperoni?

[Mook476]

What about pineapple and pepperoni?

An interesting meme.

[Cry of Wolves]

How about them sweet and spicy lovers? Pineapple and Jalapenos pizza. That shit is the perfect blend of tasty.

[Sir Lordington]

No. I didn't even read the thread but just no.

[Crab_Spider]

No. I didn't even read the thread but just no.

Well fuck you too then

[WinterClould]

I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the
best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again
able to defend our Regular Pepperoni & Cheese Pizza, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of
people putting Pineapple on Pizza, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.
At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of Our Pepperoni
Pizzas - every one of them. That is the will of our good taste and the forums.
The Pepperoni Empire and the Meat lovers Republic, linked together in their cause and in
their need, will defend to the death their superior taste, aiding each other like good comrades
to the utmost of their strength.
Even though large tracts of Pizzeria and many old and famous restaurant have fallen or may
fall into the grip of the Pineapple Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Pineapple rule, we shall not flag
or fail.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in these forums, we shall fight in the Dominos and
Little Caesars, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the Papa John's Pizza, we shall
defend our Pepperoni Pizzas, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in the Pizza Huts, we shall fight
in the Chuck E. Cheese's, we shall fight in the CiCi's Pizzas and in the Marco's Pizzas, we shall fight in
the Hungry Howie’s Pizzas; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this
band of Pepperoni Pizza loves or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the
seas, armed and guarded by the Pepperoni Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s
good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the
liberation of the old.

Seeing as some of you just haven't got the message yet that your taste in pineapple is shit and that Pepperoni is the one true god of pizza toppings, I've had to go and grab these things that I wrote months ago in another long forgotten post here on the forums.

The Pineapple lovers entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to shit up everyone's taste, and nobody was going to bomb them for it. At Papa John's Pizza, Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and half a hundred other pizza places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.

Please everyone who even thinks for a second, that pineapple might be an acceptable topping on a pizza, get off my forums normie. Pepperoni is the true topping of Chads, only weak virgins eat pizza's with pineapples on them. Get better taste because your topping waifu is trash. Ree.

We will stand tall as victors against the degenerate pineapple loving scourge. On no battlefield will be let them defeat us. Our taste is superior, our numbers are endless, our will uncrushable. After our victory is achieved, no pineapple loving monster will ever show their face on our forums ever again!

[Sir Lordington]

Pineapple is DESSERT. Dessert DOES NOT go on a damn Pizza. Period.

[manezinho]

Fall to the might of pineapple.

[Crab_Spider]

Pineapple is DESSERT. Dessert DOES NOT go on a damn Pizza. Period.

Actually pineapple’s sweet but salty taste compliments the taste of the pizza. It actually tastes amazing like bacon ice cream

[Philby0]

Pineapple is DESSERT. Dessert DOES NOT go on a damn Pizza. Period.

Pineapple is a fruit.
Tomato is a fruit.

Tomato goes on a damn pizza.

[Wubs4Scrubs]

Actually pineapple’s sweet but salty taste compliments the taste of the pizza. It actually tastes amazing like bacon ice cream

I think most people go with cashews, I don't know if I'd enjoy greasy ice cream. But yeah, team pineapple is a fan of their sweet + salty.

[apophis775]

Pepperoni+Pineapple = DELICIOUS.

[WinterClould]

Pepperoni+Pineapple = DELICIOUS.

It's alright guys, don't worry. Ill take the hit for all us good pure-hearted people out there. I just hope my sacrifice in this war against pineapple on pizza isn't in vain...


Your wrong and should feel bad. Plz perma ban yurself till you think you can be a constructive member of our shitposting community again.

No righteous Pepperoni should ever be soiled by garbage pineapple. To think otherwise is disgusting.

[Wubs4Scrubs]

Pepperoni+Pineapple = DELICIOUS.

It's good to know that there are more than a couple reasonable people on this server.

[Philby0]

Hell the very principle of pizza is to put whatever food you have left on it. If italians had loads of pineapples it'd probably be perfectly normal.

[Nyeshivuu]

I bet you sick fucks put ketchup on apples. I've never liked pineapple pizza, and off topic cheese pizza is a fucking abomination, its always the raw hotdog eating kids who like it. EAT A 3 MEAT PIZZA AND COME BACK TO GOD'S LIGHT!!

[manezinho]

I bet you sick fucks put ketchup on apples. I've never liked pineapple pizza, and off topic cheese pizza is a fucking abomination, its always the raw hotdog eating kids who like it. EAT A 3 MEAT PIZZA AND COME BACK TO GOD'S LIGHT!!

3 meat and pineapple pizza.

[Sir Lordington]

Pineapple is a fruit.
Tomato is a fruit.

Tomato goes on a damn pizza.

That's not what I said. I said pineapple is dessert, not pineapple is a fruit. Tomato is not dessert. Tomato is acceptable, pineapple is not.

[Philby0]

That's not what I said. I said pineapple is dessert, not pineapple is a fruit. Tomato is not dessert. Tomato is acceptable, pineapple is not.

Pineapple is not dessert, no food item can be defined as dessert, only dishes. So pineapple can only be defined as a fruit. And tomato can be used for desserts but I agree that's heresy.

Talking of food, why are we feeding the troll ?

[Sir Lordington]

Because pineapple on pizza is serious business.

[Wubs4Scrubs]

Because pineapple on pizza is serious business.

It's seriously delicious business

[churchgrimm]

Plain pizza with lots of sauce best pizza.

[Wubs4Scrubs]

Plain pizza with lots of sauce best pizza.

Girl you basic

[TheMusician321]

Where's your god now?

edit: stolen from reddit.