Lets share some funny school stories shall we?
I'll start.
So, at the end of my 9th grade year, we had gym class in 6th period. Since it was the end of the year, we just fucking did nothing. So everyone was playing basketball, chatting, etc. So me and my friends in highschool got a soccer ball. Since i suck dick at soccer, I just stayed in the back with a pretty chill friend named Jacob. We were still in the danger zone of being hit square in the face with the soccer ball. It didnt help that my friends kick the ball so hard that the ball goes into warp speed. So, when the soccer ball got knocked away, one of my friends, Aiden, went to get the ball. Instead of carrying the ball back, he decided to kick it over. Now, another one of my friends, Caleb, didnt know Aiden was about to kick the ball. So, when Aiden was about to kick the ball, Caleb was in the D A N G E R Z O N E. Now, as previously stated, my friends can kick the ball really fucking hard. How was this important, you ask? Well, Aiden was probably the top 3 people who can kick the ball the hardest in my friend circle. So, when Aiden kicked the ball, guess who got hit? Yup, Caleb. It hit him in the head. I didnt even see the ball. I just saw it ZOOM past. To make the situation worse, Caleb was wearing headphones and not only did the ball hit Caleb's head, it broke his headphones too. The good thing is that no wires got broken so it can easily be fixed. Me and Jacob were fucking dying of laughter at this point. It isnt the funniest thing to happen in high school, but damn was it top 10.
School story time.
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School story time.
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Re: School story time.
He broke his skull? hehe xd so funny lmfao truuuuuuuuu
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Re: School story time.
his skull didnt break. His headphones cushioned most of the blow. still pretty funny thojusa297 wrote:He broke his skull? hehe xd so funny lmfao truuuuuuuuu
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Re: School story time.
one time i slipped on some water and drop kicked my friend.
was fun.
or this one guy who jumped out of a first floor window to escape detention.
was fun.
or this one guy who jumped out of a first floor window to escape detention.
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"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity" - General George S Patton
WO first ever round -- only doctor.
WOv2 - First ever CO to survive more than 30 minutes, thanks to the help of bravo, charlie, delta, and flex the madman who killed at least 30 using an MG turret and an epic bombardment
https://snag.gy/I60qtG.jpg -- an average CM round for me
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Re: School story time.
ok i need to know more about dis hol upJaketeaking wrote:one time i slipped on some water and drop kicked my friend.
was fun.
or this one guy who jumped out of a first floor window to escape detention.
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Re: School story time.
I once got my two frontal theet knocked in. By accident.
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Re: School story time.
No she didn't. That never happened. Stop making shit up Ray.Recounted wrote:Smacked a girl ass hard, she winked at me
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
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Re: School story time.
Crab_Spider wrote:No she didn't. That never happened. Stop making shit up Ray.
Best interaction with i've had:
I love you papa feweh, god bless.
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I love you papa feweh, god bless.
LostPlayed a round as an Ancient Runner and Ancient Hunter. I still suck at alien though : ^)
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Re: School story time.
Crab_Spider wrote:No she didn't. That never happened. Stop making shit up Ray.
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Re: School story time.
one day, me and a group of mates were hanging around after hours behind the school, on the night drama practice was on, so the doors werent locked. we then decided to dick around with the drama people, and snuck in through the doors, onto the stage, and belted out the song Sweet caroline
The man known as James 'patch' Alfonse. also gets called hotdog and "lemon.
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity" - General George S Patton
WO first ever round -- only doctor.
WOv2 - First ever CO to survive more than 30 minutes, thanks to the help of bravo, charlie, delta, and flex the madman who killed at least 30 using an MG turret and an epic bombardment
https://snag.gy/I60qtG.jpg -- an average CM round for me
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity" - General George S Patton
WO first ever round -- only doctor.
WOv2 - First ever CO to survive more than 30 minutes, thanks to the help of bravo, charlie, delta, and flex the madman who killed at least 30 using an MG turret and an epic bombardment
https://snag.gy/I60qtG.jpg -- an average CM round for me
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Re: School story time.
It's true though your gonna have to take my wordCrab_Spider wrote:No she didn't. That never happened. Stop making shit up Ray.
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Re: School story time.
There was that time that my school went to fight other school that ended up with the police involved and...
Oh wait, this thread is about funny moments...
My friend once picked the fire estinguisher and used it on other friend's face. It was funny. Dangerous, but funny.
Oh wait, this thread is about funny moments...
My friend once picked the fire estinguisher and used it on other friend's face. It was funny. Dangerous, but funny.
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Re: School story time.
The day I take your word on this is the day I get permab-- the day I take your word on this is the day I admit Alien Resurrection is canon to the Alien franchise.Recounted wrote:It's true though your gonna have to take my word
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: School story time.
I once found a condom in the schools water fountain in the gym, after doing a long day of P.E. and football and shit, it was a nice meme. Except it wasn't funny because we were dying.
