How To Spot A Snowflake - Stop Wearing Headbands Dammit

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Re: How To Spot A Snowflake - Stop Wearing Headbands Dammit

Post by Breen » 12 Jul 2017, 02:46

Crab_Spider wrote:Clara Barton is rolling in her grave right now.
To be honest I had to look her name up, but god damn I'm dying right now. :lol:

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Re: How To Spot A Snowflake - Stop Wearing Headbands Dammit

Post by caleeb101 » 12 Jul 2017, 06:55

i thought this was a meme post until the crab man started taking offence to statemets

let people be snowflakes. baldies will be baldies, snowflakes will be snowflakes. besides, murry has become iconic for sporting a headband. same with rusty for his disgusting blue cap. i won't fault those two because even though they know the disadvantages, they stuck with their clothing choice.

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Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Jul 2017, 10:28

caleeb101 wrote:i thought this was a meme post until the crab man started taking offence to statemets
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Screw you too
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Kavrick » 12 Jul 2017, 13:07

Crab_Spider wrote:Mhm. Mhm. Aren't you a moderator and therefore supposed to be holding a sense of professionalism?
This is fucking acid goop, we dont need to be professional here, do you not like fun?
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Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Jul 2017, 14:03

Kavrick wrote:This is fucking acid goop, we dont need to be professional here, do you not like fun?
I don't like people having fun when I'm not allowed to have fun.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Kavrick » 12 Jul 2017, 14:36

Crab_Spider wrote:I don't like people having fun when I'm not allowed to have fun.
Your fun is being a shitler
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Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Jul 2017, 14:44

Kavrick wrote:Your fun is being a shitler
My fun is not being a shitler, my fun is SCP protocol.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Mook476 » 12 Jul 2017, 15:00

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Post by SagaSword » 12 Jul 2017, 15:38

Well, Imma go ape shit poster up on this post until Crab-Spider accepts the snowflake.
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Post by Kavrick » 12 Jul 2017, 16:13

Crab_Spider wrote:My fun is not being a shitler, my fun is SCP protocol.
That doesn't even sound slightly legit
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Post by SagaSword » 12 Jul 2017, 16:17

Kavrick wrote:That doesn't even sound slightly legit
IKR, this guy would shit his pants if he plays SCP.
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Post by Kavrick » 12 Jul 2017, 16:30

SagaSword wrote:IKR, this guy would shit his pants if he plays SCP.
As someone who's a huge fan of the SCP foundation, and even was reading it before it became popular with the game, the military and security force in the SCP foundation are extremely professional and even compassionate, the complete opposite to how crab spider plays mp
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Post by SagaSword » 12 Jul 2017, 18:01

Kavrick wrote:As someone who's a huge fan of the SCP foundation, and even was reading it before it became popular with the game, the military and security force in the SCP foundation are extremely professional and even compassionate, the complete opposite to how crab spider plays mp
Considering you're guarding some monster creatures with super powers yea, they HAVE to be super professional security forces. If you played SCP there is a scene which after you cross the jungle area door, the most professional military forces (kinda like UPP) caught Billy, god damn Billy, and the REAL billy in the SCP foundation is a fucking 20 feet tall madafaka who eats electricity and will fuck your shit up even if you look at him. Exactly the opposite from the game, but I guess they had to make the game winnable.
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Post by danmax67 » 12 Jul 2017, 20:35

+1
I'm sick and tired of those damn snowflakes infesting OUR community. In my opinion, if you decide to wear a beret or a headband, then you should just be banned on the spot. And if I had my way, you'd be permabanned for simply putting either of those on.

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Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Jul 2017, 20:38

Kavrick wrote:As someone who's a huge fan of the SCP foundation, and even was reading it before it became popular with the game, the military and security force in the SCP foundation are extremely professional and even compassionate, the complete opposite to how crab spider plays mp
You dare question my behavior and what I spend my time on in other servers?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Kavrick » 12 Jul 2017, 21:38

Crab_Spider wrote:You dare question my behavior and what I spend my time on in other servers?
What
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Post by NoahKirchner » 12 Jul 2017, 22:31

seeing as how this entire post is now shitposting with no point here's some nice shitposts

traps are gay
ayy lmao
lol gay
tchk NOICE
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Post by WinterClould » 13 Jul 2017, 04:59

NoahKirchner wrote: traps are gay
You see, that's where your wrong kiddo.
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Post by Nyeshivuu » 16 Jul 2017, 16:29

NoahKirchner wrote:I am a trap
fixed it for you
Probably dead in some remote corner of the map
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Post by SagaSword » 16 Jul 2017, 17:53

How is this shitpost still alive?
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Post by Crab_Spider » 16 Jul 2017, 18:44

SagaSword wrote:How is this shitpost still alive?
Snowflakes are keeping it alive for their vanity.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Winter » 16 Jul 2017, 20:41

You can take my freedom, but you can NEVER TAKE MY PURPLE HAAAAAIR.
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Post by Crab_Spider » 16 Jul 2017, 21:01

Winter wrote:You can take my freedom, but you can NEVER TAKE MY PURPLE HAAAAAIR.
Someone make a suggestion for electric shavers.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Nubs » 26 Jul 2017, 11:24

Yesterday we had a sl refuse to put on his sl helmet so he could wear a headband. he died 10 mins after landing.
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Post by SagaSword » 28 Jul 2017, 15:17

Today, I'd like to ask Apop to turn CM into a MMO with snowflake 100% legit sexy armor that would actually protect you from anything.

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