The Colonial Marines copy pasta

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little baldie I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the colonial marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the UPP, and I have over 300 confirmed friendly fire kills. I am trained in colony warfare and I’m the top sniper spec in the entire Colonial Marines forces. You are nothing to me but just another boot. I will wipe you the fuck out with aim the likes of which has never been seen before on this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the comms? Think again, baldie As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Weyland-Yutani across the planets and your beacon is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, baldie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, boot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my ap mag. Not only am I poorly trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal attachments of the United system Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking attachments. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn green. I will shit REEEEEEEEEE all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, CO.

[James5734]

...you're forgetting the part were he brings up all his cosmetics and dyed hair