The reason I review apps the way I do

[Boltersam]

My reviews are filled with unnecessary insults and all the bells and whistles that come with those because that's the result I get when I point out the flaws in an app to myself, look it over, and finish it. I'm essentially too lazy to remove all of the "insults" that end up in the review, because that's my normal reaction to things. An insult is someone knocking over your wine glass in such a way that it's all over you, your food, and your three wives. Sticks and stones can break your bones, and words may break your heart, but words are infinitely less harmful than those aforementioned sticks and stones and are actually blocked by a layer of skin.

In better phrasing, compare my reviews to Dchat pred salt. The reviews tend to only be a fraction of the shitstorms that erupt in Dchat. If you can't take a negative review, you're not going to be able to take the salt thrown at predators (That means you, if you're accepted) daily.

There was also nowhere else to put this.

Oh yeah, by the way
IF YOU GIVE THIS POST BAD REVIEW, FUCK YOU AND UR FAMUHREY, I WIRR BWING DA HAMMA ON YE KNEEZ DEN MAKE STAFF BAN U FROOOOOM EXISTEEEENCE BECUZ U SHOULD ACT BETTUR AND NICURR AND GIVE EVERYONE +1!

That is all.

[Rustarus]

This post is raw.

[Blade2000Br]

This post is raw.

Rule As Written.

True.

[MrJJJ]

I love raw posts *nom*

[Rustarus]

I love raw posts *nom*

I only like them medium rare