Saga and his adventures in Webland.

[SagaSword]

So as you guys all know I've been silent for a couple o' weeks now, since I've been studying the SCIENCE! of the memes and the Web community in general, and tell you what, the results will shock you.

Here's what my researches have gotten me so far, expect more things very soon as I never sleep day or night till I find what I most desire...
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Day 1

Alright, let's see what the internet has to offer for today.



Mhm, normal thicc meme. Alright, alright...
Oh...
My...
God...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daIFi9xmTtQ

*At this moment I questioned myself why do I cease to exist.. Some research has led me to the answer...and it wasn't pleasant*



No, it can't be. All of this time I...No...Something isn't right. OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUlq9yY42VM

Oh jesus, I gotta bail the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znloJgR90xg

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Day 2

I haven't eaten anything since yesterday...I'm tired...I can't stop now...I was the one who's gotten himself into all of this. I gotta find some supplies.
Unfortunately, I was cut off while I was scavenging an old building. He was hungry, just like me, but not for food...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WaVactj5M

I defeated the hungry bastard, but another challenge was presented.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzU4Ic2Emyc

I wasn't ready to fight such monstrosity so I ran away, scared. I saw a scroll on the ground while walking, it opened the second I looked at it. I saw it...My destiny...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmeH6Rnj2E

I went to the first place that I saw in my vision. A wise man greeted me in happiness, he said "You're the chosen one, my boy. The meme stone has infected our lands and destroyed our homes, our families, our future. But, do not worry as I will teach you the things you need to find and destroy the meme stone once and forever"

He gave me some food to eat and started training me after I've rested up. These were tough days, I tell ya but I got through 'em. Now I'm ready to face the world!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASHdoRfVv0

Fuhrer infohmation vill be sent.

#HeilHitler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE-DEt85uVU

[SagaSword]

This is the second footage of the Webland corruption data. Anyone who watches this footage and doesn't have a level 10 clearance will be found, meme'd and thrown to space. You have been warned.

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Day 3

I started my journey in the Webland. Everything went to shit. 12 thousand years of accomplishment have been reduced to ashes, it's just deserts upon deserts with rarely any food or supplies since "Memers" have infected these lands and consumed anything in its path. It was hungry, hungry for destruction. I had to put an end to this, I had to.

I met a strong man yet very wounded on the ground. I tried to help him up and gave him some food, water and medicine until he had gotten better. I asked him what his was. His eyes opened wide as the sun, a creepy smile began to widen on his face before I heard it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9JuD-5lc0

He was one of them! The "Memers"! But not just any memer, he was an elite one. He probably was injured during the "Normie War". Even though his bad state his fighting abilities were astonishing, I used everything I learned from my master to kill such foul beast! It's time to unleash my inner powa!!@!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxEdBb-HT0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgzm6o1XhdI

I finally killed it! This was a very hard battle to win but I did it nonetheless. I have to continue, I have to destroy the meme stone!

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Day 7

I met a group of surviving Normie people. They were cautious the second they saw because I clearly wasn't a Normie like them. After some negotiation I managed to recruit them to my squad after I learned that they wanted to get revenge on a certain "Memer" but they won't be able to do it alone so I offered to help them and in exchange show me the way to the meme stone. I didn't tell them I wanted to destroy so they thought I wanted to make prayers there so I kept quiet for now.

Day 24

The food was scarce. Thankfully I had the Normie people with me who taught me how to salvage food from the ruins which made us go pretty far up until now. I was scavenging for supplies myself until I found him...Another "Memer"...Its eyes were sharp and noticed me from far away even though I tried to hide...Its speed was relentless! I called for help to destroy the "Memer" and my friends came to aid for a fight that history would note forever...If history would ever be remembered again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxmuCRo36Jw

We won the battle, but who knows if we would win the war. It will be a cruel and tiring journey but I'm up to the challenge and I will show those "Memers" that they cannot purge and destroy our lands without getting punished for it the "Gorey" way!

[shyshadow]

But why?

[SagaSword]

But why?

Cuz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw