28 Ways to know if you are a snowflake

[Nyeshivuu]

1: You have long hair, no army would ever allow some long-haired hobo into the uscm, always be bald.
2: You are a woman, this is a given but if you are a woman, you are a SNOWFLAKE
3: You have brightly colored hair, where the fuck are you getting the dye and why did the uscm allow you in?
4: You are any ethnicity except american, its the united colonial marine corps of the united americas, there is no way they'd let in a french frog or a snow monkey russian in.
5: You named your character Nyxia.
6: Your ckey is "Nightwolf", 'nuff said
7: You are a pred, preds are the biggest fucking snowflakes and their backstories read like something out of an edgy 15 year old's notebook.
8: You wear anything but a helmet. Good job on the closed casket funeral you special snowflake.
9: You have a nickname like these, "Ghost" "Fifty" "Sleepy" or something like "Cuckshot" , jesus fucking christ no one has ever called you that.
10: If your marine's last name is "Stroh" or "Dmitri", you should be fucking permabanned because of those names.
11: You take anything but a good ol' m4a1 peashooter.
12: You rp, rp is for gay socialists so if you rp at all then you are a grade A SNOWFLAKE
13: You've never been permabanned, this just shows how much you lick staff's boots you cuck
14: You play anything except xeno or squad marine
15: You don't aim for the head, how the fuck do you expect to kill ayys you useless asshole? Don't listen to all of those snowflakes bitching about "FF"
16: You have burstfire turned off, again, how the fuck do you expect to kill ayys?
17: You don't go off in the dark alone, don't listen to the SL, you know better.
18: You don't rambo the first contact, please kill it before it lays eggs.
19: You talk on the radio, this is a prime example of trying to rp, which means you are a motherfucking SNOWFLAKE
20: You don't spam WGW into the radio, the admins love when you do that. But it also means you are a staff bootlicker, so just do it for the fun of it.
21: Your ckey is eldefaultio
22: You don't ERP with anime waifu marines on the daily
23: You bitch about posts on acid goop, just kill yourself right now
24: You don't spam REEEEEEEEEEEEEE and Ayy lmao as a xeno
25l You report OBVIOUS FUCKING JOKE POSTS ON ACID GOOP jesus fucking christ your mom should've swallowed.
26: You say oorah, another example of rp, don't be a MOTHERFUCKING FROSTY AS FUCK SNOWFLAKE
27: You pack flares and your shoulder light is on, stop being a pussy and walk into the dark, the xenos will be too scared of your badassery to attack
28: You are black


If you got more than 4 then you are the scum of CM, go yiff on paradise you furry fuck. Here are the tiers of snowflakery
0-4: A model CM player
4-8: A special snowflake
8-12: A snowman
12-16: A snowstorm of special snowflakey neon hair colored marines
16-20: Literally Nyxia 'Fifty' Cals
20-24: eldefaultio
24-28 The Hoth of marines.

[Crab_Spider]

Who's Cuckshot?

[Nyeshivuu]

No one has a name like that, i meant names that have something with shot at the end, like you.

[Crab_Spider]

No one has a name like that, i meant names that have something with shot at the end, like you.

My name is Akimbo though....

[TehSpoderman]

i thought we were buddies. how could u call me a snowflake

[Nyeshivuu]

i thought we were buddies. how could u call me a snowflake

who????

[Hulkamania]

10: If your marine's last name is "Stroh" or "Dmitri", you should be fucking permabanned because of those names.

At least this soldier is brave enough to admit his own level of flake-a-tude.

This level of honesty means he is forgiven of his sins.

[Sir Lordington]

UNGA DUNGA ME NO SNOWFLAKE

[Trench007]

0-4 "Model CM Player", more like inbred bald griefer.

[Ghostdex]

Looks like I'm a snowflake.

[Nightwolf901]

I feel like this is targeted towards someone :Hyperthunk: Dirty fucking Russian Snowflake

[Incomptinence]

I think I found a model marine player:

[Crab_Spider]

I think I found a model marine player:

All he needs now is an MP beret and I'll be a snowflake hunter

[Sleepy Retard]

try harder next time, i expect quality out of acid goop. read 3 and got bored.
low effort badposter
zzz

[Nyeshivuu]

try harder next time, i expect quality out of acid goop. read 3 and got bored.
low effort badposter
zzz

Is that the sound of a snowflake i hear?

[Cairath]

Is this some form of modern art I'm not acquainted with?

Jokes aside, I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't score higher with points on that list.

[Nyeshivuu]

Also it smells like salt and frogs, oh wait nightwolf is in here it is expected.

[Feweh]

Could you butthurt people stop reporting this, jesus christ peopoe relax.

[TehSpoderman]

Could you butthurt people stop reporting this, jesus christ peopoe relax.

People reported this...?

[Heckenshutze]

Well then, seems I'm frosty the fucking snowman.

[Crab_Spider]

Could you butthurt people stop reporting this, jesus christ peopoe relax.

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Snowflake is a meme term. It has no actual weighting on your reputation, neither does calling people out for being snowflakes make you a dickhead. If you are lacking a sense of humor, leave the room and forget it.

[Bronimin]

Name and shame, Feweh.

[spartanbobby]

Look at this guy drawing skulls on his M3 pattern marine armour.

Dont even get me started on these fools rolling their sleeves up.

[Bronimin]

If you roll your sleeves up, take your gloves off too otherwise you look like a dork.

BTW I am the most unique snowflake of them all: I roll my jumpsuit down as a CT.

This is my gimmick, no one else does this.

[spartanbobby]

If you roll your sleeves up, take your gloves off too otherwise you look like a dork.

BTW I am the most unique snowflake of them all: I roll my jumpsuit down as a CT.

This is my gimmick, no one else does this.

But if I take my gloves off people will see my robotic left hand!