Salt deposit thread

[mizolo]

I find that I sometimes get salty over things and even post it in Mchat or threads on forums (which I regret).

Are you salty?
Are you angry?
Do you wanna post about shit that's unfair?

Then this is the right thread for you!


Step 1: Get salty/salt from players
Step 2: Come here
Step 3: Copy/paste or just write out your anger

Simple as that!


Let the salt pouring begin!

[manezinho]

I hate accidentally shooting fellow marines, it makes me want to smash my keyboard. Second worst is accidentally shooting/hitting myself.... god why.

[MrJJJ]

I hate people who can't follow logical decisions or newbie ERTs...so bloody damn frustrating to see that one person shoot you a few times in the back because he has bad trigger discipline...it made me paranoid and i almost always never have a teammate with me unless its someone i know and trust.

[misto]

every time xenos get on the plane when it aint locked, or when the pilots are suspiciously calm in the cockpit, or when humans are standing suspiciously close to the shutters button, or etc.

[Pictish20]

Everytime you're a civilian, or surrendered and disarmed, but that marine/ERT member/whoever blasts you out of existence anyways. Especially during human vs. human events. Imagine the fun hostage RP that you literally just gunned down. Tsk tsk.

[contactdenied]

i have bad luck with being FFed so hard my head pops off, but on ice colony I got dragged along by two specs that teamed up to be the flareman and we encountered most of the hive including the queen. queen decided to screech the three of us and i got slashed and stomped on, surprisingly i was still alive and walking but someone launched a grenade over and launched me into crit, then the queen came over and swiped my head off.

[Skubblers]

I don't want to FF people (although I am an operational liability) but when some nutjob runs out in front of the firing line to get their sick shotgun kill that's definitely going to earn them renown and glory, I find it hard not to shoot.

Please observe at least some semblance of a formation, at least initially. I can understand if you're getting ambushed and it's a fracas, but as a full squad, anything in front of the firing line gets lead.

[Skimmy2]

When marines dont know the difference between a Line Formation and a Column Formation.

[misterjoper]

When Firebat marines don't bring fire extinguishers.When I used play as a Sl I would only give incinerators to those who have fire extinguisher.(also don't set on fire marine twise even if you have fire extinguisher.)

[mizolo]

I'm gonna fucking flip the fuck out in about 2 seconds, because I am SALTY AS FUCK right now, and I have no where to put it but fucking here.


Fucking medics leave me behind when there is 4 other marines around, and i'm a spec, AND IT'S ONLY ONE FUCKING GOD DAMN XENO, LIKE ... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

I then get fucking GAAAH I fucking get slashed the fuck out to death by some fucking hunter entering white-crit.

I then get fucking nested and SOMEHOW DESPITE PEOPLE SAYING "roflmao u suk git gud neztz don't heal shmuck" THE FUCKING NEST HEALS ME AS SOON AS I FUCKING GET STRAPPED ON, AND I HAVE LITERALLY 0% HUNGER LEFT.
THE ONLY FUCKING THING KEEPING ME FROM MAKING ME MAKE A POST RIGHT NOW ABOUT THIS BULL-FUCKING-SHIT, IS THE FACT THAT AFTER I GOT HUGGED I RETURNED TO WHITE-CRIT AND DIED.

SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHIT ASS LIES ABOUT HOW FUCKING NESTS DON'T HEAL BLEEDING AND SHIT, FUCK YOU.

[manezinho]

I'm gonna fucking flip the fuck out in about 2 seconds, because I am SALTY AS FUCK right now, and I have no where to put it but fucking here.


Fucking medics leave me behind when there is 4 other marines around, and i'm a spec, AND IT'S ONLY ONE FUCKING GOD DAMN XENO, LIKE ... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

I then get fucking GAAAH I fucking get slashed the fuck out to death by some fucking hunter entering white-crit.

I then get fucking nested and SOMEHOW DESPITE PEOPLE SAYING "roflmao u suk git gud neztz don't heal shmuck" THE FUCKING NEST HEALS ME AS SOON AS I FUCKING GET STRAPPED ON, AND I HAVE LITERALLY 0% HUNGER LEFT.
THE ONLY FUCKING THING KEEPING ME FROM MAKING ME MAKE A POST RIGHT NOW ABOUT THIS BULL-FUCKING-SHIT, IS THE FACT THAT AFTER I GOT HUGGED I RETURNED TO WHITE-CRIT AND DIED.

SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHIT ASS LIES ABOUT HOW FUCKING NESTS DON'T HEAL BLEEDING AND SHIT, FUCK YOU.

sips pepsi.

[Stripetail]

When you're 100% health and a young runner tackles you once... it lasts for ten seconds and the runner literally just drags you away while slashing, then hides your body in the corner of the map.

[mizolo]

When your fucking dying/dead and a marine thinks you're SSD so he doesn't bother to check with a medic and just uses your for ID passes into locations instead of actually helping you and rezz-ing you

[contactdenied]

when the medic is defibbing you and a marine comes along and takes your very cool gun with great attachments

[mizolo]

When the fucking medic is treating everyone that's stable and you are dying out your de-fibb time and finally they get to you but then they go and attack with their gun
You then perma-die

[Robotic Potato]

When you're a medic, and seven other medics come over to treat the guy you're treating when there are plenty of wounded around. You keep fucking yelling at them to go away, then you get so pissed you start disarming all of them, and just turn on capslock because I'M ONLY GOING TO BE USING CAPS ANYWAYS THIS ROUND FUCK YOU OTHER MEDICS.

[Nyeshivuu]

When i get dragged away and a spitter enters me into eternal paincheese so i have no fucking chance at escaping
When Mature Runner (945) drags my dead body away so i can't get revived
When i get broken bones and i have to wait for 20 minutes in medbay to get healed
When i am a doctor and i see patients that have died of OD
When i am a xeno and i get killed
When i am a xeno and all the t2 slots are taken so i have to be a weak ass runner that dies very easily
When the queen screeches and the MEME SCREAM TEAM descends on me

[contactdenied]

I was charlie SL for the second time, and my spec tells me he's "scouting". Little did I know he went across the river, immediately got gassed to death, and left the game, heckin Chubs. Later on we were actually managing to push the aliens back into the caves when me and my marines almost all got screeched facehugged simultaneously. We were all dragged into a nest where the 5 of us were able to see each other and communicate. An elite spitter comes over, and just nonstop keeps neurotoxin aciding us and tackling. We made 3 escape attempts that were fooled by the Queen and Spitter focusing on the 5 of us, and then rescue came. I got very salt and anger at that spitter boy.

[Skimmy2]

I was charlie SL for the second time, and my spec tells me he's "scouting". Little did I know he went across the river, immediately got gassed to death, and left the game, heckin Chubs. Later on we were actually managing to push the aliens back into the caves when me and my marines almost all got screeched facehugged simultaneously. We were all dragged into a nest where the 5 of us were able to see each other and communicate. An elite spitter comes over, and just nonstop keeps neurotoxin aciding us and tackling. We made 3 escape attempts that were fooled by the Queen and Spitter focusing on the 5 of us, and then rescue came. I got very salt and anger at that spitter boy.

My recommendation, assign your squad's Spec to lead a Fire Team, then order said Fire Team to do an objective. Discourages ramboing and allows for disciplinary actions if they fail in their duties.

[misto]

the t2->t3 progression system needs some work because a zillion spitters and hunters never wanna move up in the world and just gum up the works for the few that do

[Blade2000Br]

watch marines get in front of me as I am shooting, ending up wounding then and then laughing as they call me "bald" when in fact, they messed up.

oh wait, this is not a salty remark.

forgot I can't salt. heh.

[Winter]

When I play a runner for like, the first time and then I accidentally pounce a sentry next to a smart gunner...

[Skimmy2]

When I play a runner for like, the first time and then I accidentally pounce a sentry next to a smart gunner...

You made Comrade Sentry produce salt, how could you!

[Robotic Potato]

>Be me
>I wana play medic so I put it on low
>Get it
>Already can tell something will do wrong when we're ordered to make an LZ-2 base, oh was I right.
>Firstly a Rav focuses me till he finally kills me
>A Bravo Medic tries reviving me, he does so once then instantly gives up
>Places me into a stasis bag
>Luckily there was a single other competent medic, Parker
>They revive me
>Use Oxy so I can treat myself
>Fall, and scream for someone to help me up
>No one does
>Finally get up, waddle over to my armor and gun
>Take oxy, and fall ask for someone to help me
>Charlie's Medic comes over
>He's going to get me u-
>He starts dragging me off as I yell for him to stop
>Parker saves me again, and heals me
>In my attempt to get my things I dropped my health analyser
>Look around
>Someone stole it
>Plenty of important dead and wounded around
>Watch as Alpha's Medics stare at a revivable Bravo Smartgunner
>A few minutes later when DS-2 comes down I get a health analyser, but it's too late
>All the wounded and dead have died, or been treated
>Queen charges
>The same Rav focuses me
>I cri
>Parker tries to revive me again
>I just can't play anymore
>Salt overload

I'm sorry Parker for leaving you to have to deal with all those morons, I regret my actions.

My salt was all gone though at end round when I got freelancer, and got to have a badass fight in the garden.

[CeSiumShark]

Hugger combat is the worst thing of all time.

Even worse are the xenos who attack an infected marine into soft-crit so he's still alive but unable to resist out of the nest. It really rustles my muscles and I do not like it one bit.