Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

[Sabactus]

What do I do if I see a group of Marines beating a MP to death?

[Tidomann]

Walk away and pretend nothing happened.

[Crab_Spider]

What do I do if I see a MP beating a freshly woken from crying Marine to death?

Ahelp it

[Sabactus]

Simple instructions but I screwed it up.

[manezinho]

How do you advance up the class tree without fucking up rounds for certain squads?

[kooarbiter]

Help your fellow PO, tread the danger zone, avoid ERP.




Sugar

nope fam that's me

[emeraldmoonx]

Lol your answers are priceless. Keep up the good work.

[Tidomann]

Take the promotions off the dead marines.

[Kerek]

Uhhh, can I get uhhhh 3 barrel charger, uhhh m4 incindiary magazine, and uhhhh, a large coke?

[Skimmy2]

Uhhh, can I get uhhhh 3 barrel charger, uhhh m4 incindiary magazine, and uhhhh, a large coke?

Only 2, you cant put a Barrel Charger on a throwing knife marine, we tried.

Here is your M4A3 Incendiary Ammunition, thank you for not selecting the M41A Incendiary Ammo which is in high demand.

Souto beverages are reserved for Officers and NCO staff with access to the vending machines.

[Tidomann]

No, you'd only get wasted before using it properly.

[shyshadow]

How do I get accepted as Predator? Answer that one, buddy-boy.

[Tidomann]

Accept your fate and give up. not really

[Kerek]

Only 2, you cant put a Barrel Charger on a throwing knife marine, we tried.

Here is your M4A3 Incendiary Ammunition, thank you for not selecting the M41A Incendiary Ammo which is in high demand.

Souto beverages are reserved for Officers and NCO staff with access to the vending machines.

B-but my m41a, m4a3 and shotgun on muh back! Also, damn you rank hierarchy

[Wubs4Scrubs]

What is the best gun in the game and why is it the M39?

[Logi99]

When will you bring Nostromo back, huh?!

[apophis775]

This is a forum game. Moving to Acid Goop.

[BobaFett07]

how to help marines if the Alamo is being attacked by ayylens? (as a PO)

[Waka-San]

What is most efficient way to suicide when stuck in nest/SD getting swarmed by Ayys?

[shyshadow]

Scenario: You're commander, your XO is actually bald like the defenition of bald, their incompetence is equal to your competence. He doesn't give you advice, he does fuck with the MPs but he hasn't done anything illegal. What do you do? Also 2 moderators on high-pop with no mentors.

[Tidomann]

Walk in front of the marines that are shooting.

[Tidomann]

Tell the Liaison that you wanted to sign his 8 page document, but the XO refused.

[James5734]

How do you make the ultimate special snowflake character?

[Whiteflicker]

Alright, GreyTidemann.

How do i 'get good'?

How do i shoot people good?

Answer me that and you get cookies, potentially!

[Tidomann]

Question 1

Play, but don't get salty butthurt.

Question 2

Use surprise and lead your target...

(Lead or Pb, depending on how you read it) < Chemistry joke