The Spiritual World of Colonial Marines

[davidofmk771]

As upsetting as it is, we still do not have a chaplain aboard the Almayer. No one to provide the marines with moral support and beat sinners into hardened warriors, just an empty room, a bible, and some candles. So today, i've come here to speak of the other world beyond our own waking lives.

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~Da GhOsTzOnE~ In Da GhOsTzOnE yOu ArE nOtHiNg MoRe ThAn A sPeCtRe, A dEtAcHeD cOnSiOuSnEsS fOrCeD tO SpEcTaTe ThE GrAvItY wElL yOu DiEd In (GhOsTs ArE AfFeCtEd By GrAvItY bTw)

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WHEEL OF ERT

TAKE A RISK!

JOIN THE ELITE RANKS OF THE W-Y PMC TEAM! OBEY YOUR GOD AND MASTERS, WEYLAND-YUTANI, THE CORPORATE LIAISON, AND THE REGIONAL DIRECTOR!

FALL INTO ONE OF THE UNWASHED MASSES OF THE CLF! USE YOUR IMPROVISED AND ANTIQUATED WEAPONRY TO STRIKE FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF MARINES AND XENOS ALIKE!

BECOME A FREELANCER! WORK FOR YOUR OWN PRICE AND YOUR OWN DESIRES! AID THE USCM IN HOPES OF PAYMENT OR RAID THEIR ARMORIES AND STEAL THE COMMANDER'S TREASURED MATEBA!

PLEASE TO BE JOINING UPP, GLORIOUS PEOPLES WHO DO NOT SUCCUMB TO POISON OF CAPITALIST, ONLY VODKA AND SOMETIMES HEROIN. USE ADVANCED AND PIRATICAL TECHNOLOGY TO SMASH THE DECADENT PIGS!

OR WIN BIG AND EARN THE CHANCE TO LIVE THE FAST LIFE OF A DEEP-SPACE PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON!
LEARN THE WAYS OF THE SAUCE!

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Xeno Lyfe If you tire of your aimless afterlife, why not reincarnate as a ruthless killing machines? Use some of that earned up karma to serve the Mother Queen in replacing all life in the universe with her own brood? Warning: Effects of xeno lifestyles on karma have not been investigated by the International Convention of Spiritual Fulfillment. Reincarnate at your own risk.

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ZOMBIE HELL So you happened to die during a zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately, that means no more new bodies to inhabit, only the rotting carcasses of the living dead. Limp and crawl towards your prey as you feast on the living flesh you so desperately crave!

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THE ETERNAL HUNT You have proven your worth in life as a pitiful human. Now it is time to prove that you are truly worthy of eternal glory. If your karma is so grand to allow it, join the Yautja in the eternal hunt.

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THA DOGPOUND WELCOME TO THA DOGPOUND BABEH! IF YOURE HERE IT MEANS SOME NASTY ASS YAUTJA DONE CAPTURED SOME HUMANS TO FUCK WITH! YO JOB IS TO FUCK UP ANYTHING YOU SEE! DONT GO IN THE NEXUS UNLESS THEY TELL YA! HELLHOUNDS RULE AWOOOOOOOO!!!

[Sir Lordington]

No one to provide the marines with moral support and beat sinners into hardened warriors

We do have a CMP.

[davidofmk771]

We do have a CMP.

THE CMP IS A GODLESS HEATHEN!

[davidofmk771]

Updated to reflect the nature of ERT reincarnation.

[Heckenshutze]

And where's Sovngard? (Dutch Dozen)

And Devil's left hand (Deathsquad)

[davidofmk771]

Shhhh, to speak of such things, even in the daylight of the shire LV-624, is truly dangerous.

[TehSpoderman]

my eyes pls stahp

[davidofmk771]

imagine how the ghosts feel when they can see through EVERYTHING.

[Ms.Degrasse]

SS13 - and CM by extension - have a quite interesting spiritual world by itself...

There is no hell or heaven.

Every soul goes to the same exact place.
A dimension where they can observe but not interact with the material world.

Reincarnation is still a possibility in every game.

But there is no sin at all.
And no karma. Or analogue.
The only defining thing in every soul?
Is the salt content.