Copypasta thread.

[TehSpoderman]

Post your dank as fuck copypastas here. Ill start.

Let's start with the fact that Lazy Town is obviously supposed to represent the Capitalist West in socioeconomic decline. Lazy Town is rife with all sorts of social ills-poverty, pollution, unproductivity, unemployment, etc.-and is rapidly stagnating. Mayor Meanswell is clearly supposed to represent the U.S. government-an iron-fisted organization dedicated to the preservation of capitalism in order to preserve its own power. Stingy is a painfully obvious metaphor for the entrenched bourgeoisie doing anything in their power to keep their money. Pixel, Ziggy, and Trixie are meant to represent the masses, too enthralled with the bread and circuses provided by Meanswell's regime to see their own enslavement. Robbie Rotten represents Joseph McCarthy and the far right-dedicated completely to the prevention of the International Revolution. Stephanie is supposed to represent allies of Socialism-feminism, suffragism, self-determination, pacifism, etc., and could even be a veiled analogue to Rosa Luxemburg. And finally, we get to Sportacus.
Sportacus' name is obviously a reference to the Spartakusbund, the forerunner of the German Communist Party led by Karl Liebknecht, Rosa Luxemburg, and Clara Zetkin. Sportacus' moustache is obviously a reference to the moustaches of Leon Trotsky and Liebknecht. He descends from the sky-clear divine imagery-to stimulate the people of Lazy Town into action. He gets them moving-an analogue of a planned economy-and Robbie Rotten opposes him and his socialism, causing a class war which Sportacus always wins.
Is this all a coincidence? Or has Lazy Town been subliminally encouraging communism amongst our children all this time? I'll let you be the judge.

[GoliathTheDespoiler]

Courtesy of Luke Compton:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the CO academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on UPP, and I have over 300 confirmed Battlefield executions. I am trained in Mateba quickdrawing and I’m the top sniper in the entire USCM armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the United Americas and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Colonial Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Wubs4Scrubs]

You're playing with fire here spoder.

[TehSpoderman]

You're playing with fire here spoder.

im playing with lava my friend

[mizolo]

im playing with lava my friend

Man's not hot ... SKRRRRA, PA PA KA KA KA, AND A PU PU PRRRRRUT BOOM.

[TehSpoderman]

Man's not hot ... SKRRRRA, PA PA KA KA KA, AND A PU PU PRRRRRUT BOOM.

Adding two instances of the numerical value of two to each other produces the sum of four. Subtracting one from this sum results in the number three. I have just demonstrated an example of the study of numbers done in a speedy fashion.
On each passing day the individual is located on the solid cube of hard material. Ignite large organisms of the plant kingdom on fire and slowly inhale the collection of airborne particulates generated from the combustion.
I watch and observe that individual that identifies as the female gender in the area of natural space set aside for human enjoyment. After taking everything into consideration I conclude that that particular female is an "uckers".
When the distinct inanimate object generated the sound similar to the sound ducks produce, exactly three times. You, a male human being, were lowering your body quickly so as to hide yourself.
Human individual that chooses to identify himself as "Azsnee", please wait and do not perform any actions for now. The fellow person of the male sex is the sole owner of the object I refer to as "pumpee".
Other fellow male human being that I own, please also wait a bit and refrain from doing anything. The other fellow individual possesses a flat disc-shaped item that can fly long distances in the air when thrown with strength and given a spin.
I proceed to lure an entity into a planted device designed to catch it, three consecutive times. And I do this on the piece of paved land designed to allow large vehicles to be driven on it. I transport and set into motion the popular breakfast cereal called "Corn Flakes".
I now randomly mention the name of another well known cereal "Rice Krispies". Just like I instructed the two previous humans, I also advise you, the person of the female sex that belongs to me, that goes by the name of "Whitney", to stand by and remain in readiness.
While on the paved route I am currently creating ten appendages that typically protrude out of the foot of animals that have feet. I ask you to please enjoy and be fond of my pedal digits.
You, a masculine adult, held the belief that the water in my body had cooled down and changed its physical state to that of a solid. I visually perceive a physically attractive female human being which causes me to assume an intentionally seductive body position.
If the said female human is not situated on the thing, then I quickly leave the premises as if I turned into an apparition of a dead person that can appear in the world of the living. I laugh, but you should also direct your gaze towards the body part responsible for the sense of smell that projects above your mouth.
"Could you please repeat what you said?" I say in a loud manner. "I choose to equate you with the distal tip of the male sexual organ." Again, I instruct you to direct your eyes downwards towards the central protruding organ of your face, your nose.
The end-to-end distance of your nose is so long that it can be visually compared to a flexible tube that is used to spray water in a garden. I now proceed to make an attempt at reproducing the sound that said garden hose makes when active, using my mouth.
I ask you to confirm whether you have in fact succeeded in attaining me. I try to imitate the sound of a sudden gaseous expansion usually caused by a bomb. The human person is planning to return back to his internal location.
Could you please divulge your honest opinion on whether you do look on with favor to that? Also could you please declare whether your bodily senses are perceiving that?
I proclaim that you have in fact done already known all along. I am visually discerning that your superficial muscles are shaking uncontrollably as if you are frightened. Please do not react in fear as if you have just witnessed an unexpected event, fellow male member of the Homo sapiens species. You are currently guaranteed to be safe from any harm, the fact of which is typically referred to as being "protected". But I also like to add another "ed" syllable at the end of this word. Affirmative?
I now proceed to mimic the sound produced in a violent explosion. I present the suggestion that both you and I should depart from the place we're currently residing in. For a second time I reproduce the sound of a fiery explosion.
Exit the vehicle containing four hinged doorways in one quick maneuver while holding a .44 caliber pistol. The first four integers in the numeral system were all, in fact, in existence.
The temperature of my body is gradually becoming colder while I'm situated in a long roofed passage inside a building. The male human individual whose gamete conceived you has been living in this world for at least forty-four years.
This same person is still using a modern telecommunications device to contact another human being and request the artistic production of a picture made with pencil and paper.
Please disclose to your male biological parent what I am about to say next. As soon as said person falls within my visual field. I will initiate the action of grabbing and quickly rotating horizontally the mandible bone in the lower part of his face.
I order you to retrieve a chocolate bar going by the name "Twix" belonging to the fellow male individual, using physical violence if necessary. Please also order this same human to visit an establishment where goods are sold for financial profit, again using physical strength when needed.
The person of the female gender that belongs to you is correctly aware that I have full access to the semi-liquid substance that is typically added to a meal to add flavor. I do not own any tomato-based condiment however.
It is only the same creamy fluid used for savory dishes that I desire. This preparation is also pure and not cooked or processed in any way.
Now I'm going to reproduce the sound generated in an explosive blast one more time, say a short slang term used to greet someone or call for attention, and utter the non-existent and meaningless word "gah".
The object without a precise designation, often referred to simply as "thing", but which I pronounce without the letter "h", produces a vast array of sounds that I find very difficult to describe using just the English language. Therefore I am instead going to try to mimic the sounds with my own voice while making convincing gestures using my hands, arms and whole body. The sounds vary from those consisting of just one syllable to more complicated ones that require me to move and slide my tongue along the roof of my mouth very quickly and repeatedly. Some of the sounds resemble those caused by bullet-firing weapons while others are similar to explosive detonations. However, some people would say that they are actually unintelligible words and would classify them as gibberish. I have to admit that one of the reasons I am in fact making all these sounds is to produce a humorous effect by intentionally emphasizing the ridiculousness of it all.
I again repeat the fact that you have done already known. As a unique individual I choose to identify myself using the name "Big Shaq".
Now I proceed to utter multiple monosyllables that start with the letter "y".
I'd like to inform you that there is a process of rapid oxidation of flammable material under way right now, which is releasing a significant amount of heat and light. This is happening in the small compartment we are currently inside, and I choose to inform you of this exactly three times.
Could you confirm if you do in fact acquire me? The male individual belonging to the Homo sapiens species has a temperature value which is not so high that it would cause him discomfort.
I explain this fact to the fellow female person by saying, "The male human does not in fact have a high degree of heat." Again, I repeat the same thing to the same female, "The individual of the male sex is not perceiving a sensation of great bodily heat."
The human being identifying herself as the female gender requested me to remove my thick outer garment from my body.
I replied to her by saying, "Informal term that literally means a very young toddler but is typically used to describe a good looking female human person, the male individual is in fact not feeling as if his internal body temperature has a significantly high value."
I then proceed to shout "The human being of the male sex cannot ever have a high enough temperature that could cause a sensation similar to that of burning, not now or any other time in the future."
I will now say the formal term that describes the bodily process wherein fluid is produced by sweat glands in the skin of most mammals and is then left to evaporate, with the result of heat being dissipated off the animal's body. I have also decided to add the slang term "ting" right after.
Next, I will mention the name of the brand "Lynx" that, among other products, manufactures several types of deodorants which are used to cut down on the unpleasant body odors that can be caused by excessive sweating. I will also say the English word that describes a change which is a result of a previously performed action.

[Ghostdex]

Nothing could ever go wrong with this, nothing at all

time to post WGW

[mizolo]

Holy shit ... the amount of eye rape and text in that reply ... my lord

[davidofmk771]

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM AN MRE INTO MY MOUTH. IT'S TOFU AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START GETTING DRESSED AND GO TO MY FAVORITE DEPARTMENT, REQUISITIONS. I DEMAND EVERY GYRO AND I STEAL EVERY SPEC WEAPON AND HIDE THEM. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SADAR INTO DISPOSALS OR EVEN WHEN I GET ROBUSTED BY MPS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS COLONY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY GENETICS CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LORE AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING IT ALL.
2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

[Heckenshutze]

dad was such a drag.

Everyday he ate the same food, dress the same, sit in front of the same kind of games.

Yeah he was that kind of guy.
But then he comes one day and kills us all!
He couldn't even be original in the way he did it.

I'm not complaining, I was dying of boredom anyway.

But guess what, I will be coming back, and I'll bring my new toys with me.

[Kris P Kreme]

POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.