IRL stories.

[TehSpoderman]

Anyone got some good/funny IRL stories?

[Tylaaaaar]

I might be getting excluded from my school for telling a teacher I love them, fun times.

[VitorThauma]

I might be getting excluded from my school for telling a teacher I love them, fun times.

wait what

[CraayyZ]

I once yelled out during class to my 62 year old, Black man with a white afro, who believes Aliens are gonna come and shun us back to hell, and proudly claims to be a virgin, Chicago History Teacher if he ate booty. I was promptly sent to the Discipline Office but not without the entire class laughing their asses off & clapping as I was escorted out of the classroom by shitcurity. Then, in the discipline office, where the man reading my write up sheet began to laugh his ass off and changed my punishment from 1 week of in school suspension to only 3 days of in school suspension. (It said on the write up sheet that I was: "Disturbing class, asked the teacher if he ate booty, & made inappropriate noises out loud.") So being the faggot I am, I 24/7 the shit out of Colonial Marines, like some of you virgins out there, and spent my entire suspended school day from 8 am to 3:15 pm, catching up on my sleep.

10/10 would ask Virgin black white afro teacher if he ate ass again

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[Tylaaaaar]

wait what

pretty much my reaction lmao

[Sargash]

I once had to retake a final exam because I sneezed and smashed my nose on the desk and bled like an anime weeb all over my test.

[Kris P Kreme]

I drove 20 miles to see a girl who met me because i was in a meme, she didnt expect me to come even tho she invited me even when i made it clear i could and wouldnt mind going for the party. Spent an hour making bomb ass puns that no one got and went home.