Apop's Perfect Commander App

[apophis775]

GAZE UPON PERFECTION.


Byond ID: Apophis775

Player name you use the most: Erin Kowalski

Make a list of links to all of your applications and (job)ban appeals, including whitelist and staff apps, within the last year. Also, provide "Ban reason; Verdict" beside each (job)ban link: I'm the host and what is this?

Do you understand that any player - even donors or staff members - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our Server Rules or Roleplay Guidelines? Yes, I wrote them.

Do you understand how the Battlefield Execution functions? Yes, it is to be used frequently.

Do you understand you are not above Marine law, or allowed to enforce it yourself? No. Nothing is above the will of The Mateba.

What do you think is the job of a Commander? Ensure the maximum amount of obedience/loyalty through the use of The Mateba.

If a member of your staff is disobeying orders, how would you handle it? Battlefield Execution via The Mateba - Always

Why should you be whitelisted? Because if not, I will not have access to The Mateba.

[oprayx73]

Are you planning to execute all survivors you find as Erin Kowalski? :^)

p.s as a victim i still loved that round and it was fun hahah

[McRamon]

All of a sudden, apop is comedian. In fact, this could be much better, -1, try next month

[DriedMilk]

Hm, waaaaay to violent for a Commander. More like a cheap copy of Luke Compton.

-100000000

edit: He also advertised his app, requesting immediate denial or investigation.

[Philby0]

I'm the host and what is this?

I lost it

[Blade2000Br]

Such perfection. Clearly knows the Command capabilities and therefore is the best to have the whitelist!

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Who I am kidding, he can just whitelist himself. Hes God dam APOP.

[Blade2000Br]

Such perfection. Clearly knows the Command capabilities and therefore is the best to have the whitelist!

...

Who I am kidding, he can just whitelist himself. Hes God dam APOP.

[VitorThauma]

Not sure who you are and you only have 6566 posts, you're going to need to be more active if you really want to be accepted. -1

[Hauntmachine]

/me writes down notes

With an app like this to use as an example, I too shall be a CO one day!

[Simo94]

hmm....I give you a +1 in fear of The Mateba.

[Shyguychizzy]

Do you understand how the Battlefield Execution functions? Yes, it is to be used frequently.

What do you think is the job of a Commander? Ensure the maximum amount of obedience/loyalty through the use of The Mateba.

If a member of your staff is disobeying orders, how would you handle it? Battlefield Execution via The Mateba - Always

I am highly iffy on yah and heard of yer name somewhere, as a heavy user of the Mateba myself. I got a scenario for yah, Being the Commander in a complete fuck up of yer crew currently in the CIC. As you sit in yer Commander chair, yer XO is bitching at you about loss of men of yer plans, LT attempting to commit suicide next to you, another LT spilt their damn coffee over yer lap and yer tactical burrito winded up being cold after they spilt the coffee on yah. Chief of Military Police comes inside, telling you all mutineers that were all caught and not shot will not be executed, and liaison is bitching how you failed, and the pizza ERT you ordered is demanding you to pay and tip. You got yerself yer trusty mateba and mateba holster filled with roughly six shots, with a spare six shot cylinder with roughly several personal inside plus liaison and pizza delivery guy with Hawaiian pizza minus the pinapple.......
WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Stripetail]

Why should you be whitelisted? Because if not, I will not have access to The Mateba.

You're going easy on us, you could have just threatened to remove the attachments vendor or shut down the server. :V

[Butterford]

Fun to Roleplay with, +100000

[Robotic Potato]

I think you're an okay player, but to test you I have a little scenario.

You attempt to BE the CL who told you they don't like your haircut and your Mateba refuses to kill them. What do you do?

[Sir Lordington]

Do you understand how the Battlefield Execution functions? Yes, it is to be used frequently.

Do you understand you are not above Marine law, or allowed to enforce it yourself? No. Nothing is above the will of The Mateba.

What do you think is the job of a Commander? Ensure the maximum amount of obedience/loyalty through the use of The Mateba.

If a member of your staff is disobeying orders, how would you handle it? Battlefield Execution via The Mateba - Always

Why should you be whitelisted? Because if not, I will not have access to The Mateba.

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

I fear, however that you are too soft and unwilling to use Battlefield Executions, so let me give you a few scenarios. What do you do in these situations?

1. A CL walks into the CIC.
2. A private says hello to you.
3. You walk past someone and they don't salute you.
4. Your XO refers to you merely as "sir".
5. The pilot takes three seconds to launch the dropship after you order it.

And my favourite, the most difficult test of all.

6. A private disobeys your order to charge the Ancient Empress with his bayonet because "Sir, I have no legs, wah wah."

[Bancrose]

I have been Apops XO a round or 2 ago and it was great, I had the reigns and he did what was only necessary of him. Also uses his mateba to a level that would satisfy Bill Carson.

+ fucking 1

[Renomaki]

I find it funny how Apop loves the Mataba so much that his nickname is "Mataba".

I'm surprised he just doesn't make a custom made Mataba with 12 rounds and semi-automatic capability, complete with explosive tripped napalm rounds for extra pain.

[Solarmare]

It can't be denied, it's already happened. The Mateba has begun it's rampage.

[Jakkkk]

who would win

entire marine mutiny vs. the m a t e b a

[apophis775]

I think you're an okay player, but to test you I have a little scenario.

You attempt to BE the CL who told you they don't like your haircut and your Mateba refuses to kill them. What do you do?

The Mateba knows better than to refuse my orders.

[apophis775]

1. A CL walks into the CIC.
2. A private says hello to you.
3. You walk past someone and they don't salute you.
4. Your XO refers to you merely as "sir".
5. The pilot takes three seconds to launch the dropship after you order it.

And my favourite, the most difficult test of all.

6. A private disobeys your order to charge the Ancient Empress with his bayonet because "Sir, I have no legs, wah wah."

1-5 Battlefield Execution
6. Double Battlefield Execution.

[Rustarus]

Approved. Don't make me regret it. (I wonder if you remember this? Hue) Just kidding. Im denying this.
I've given you some random abilities and what not over the past month.

Instead of RPing anything interesting you kind of just run around playing with them.
*sniff*

[DriedMilk]

Looking at your notes and bans in the past it seems you are a troublesome player.

DENIED

[contactdenied]

Very good answers to each question asked and situations given, I can see that you are clearly trustable with a Mateba. Your notes do worry me a bit though, but I'm sure that you'll shape up over time.

[Swagile]

He's right, you know.

The Mateba is law; might makes right.