What's the MOST ABSURD WAY you've died?

Cry of Wolves · Post by **Cry of Wolves** » 28 Feb 2018, 16:31

Heckenshutze wrote: ↑
27 Feb 2018, 07:46
Nobody has said coffee OD yet?

Shame.

Is it really absurd if it used to happen on a near daily basis?

JennerH · Post by **JennerH** » 01 Mar 2018, 10:57

This wasn't me dying, but it's still absurd.

https://youtu.be/Oac7iO-dRvY

VitorThauma · Post by **VitorThauma** » 01 Mar 2018, 17:02

You really shouldn't execute people if you are not an MP/CMO. And that isn't an authorized method.

JennerH · Post by **JennerH** » 01 Mar 2018, 17:36

VitorThauma wrote: ↑
01 Mar 2018, 17:02
You really shouldn't execute people if you are not an MP/CMO. And that isn't an authorized method.

I know, but the guy was a blatant griefer who killed a doctor, MP and one of my CTs with a loader towards the end of the round so the CO/XO asked me to. It was ahelped afterwards to report the guy

ValGarilovich · Post by **ValGarilovich** » 02 Mar 2018, 19:54

I was holding out in the warden's office as a survivor on prison, we had gathered up supplies from the lethal armory first

I go to throw an incediary frag at the xenos
>help intent shuffle as I throw the nade
>drop the nade at my feet, covering the office in flames
The flames set off the 5 M15s nearby

Ded

Looc *golfclap from nearby xenos

Martzin · Post by **Martzin** » 02 Mar 2018, 20:27

I played Ice colony as a marine once. I charged ahead of my squad while fighting benos and was enveloped by dead-on blinding gas. Then I was neurotox-spat and a rav charged me which ripped both my legs off instantly. Then an Alpha boot with a flamer roasted me alive while trying to scare the rav off and I died shortly after. I was defibbed and woke up with robotic legs and went on to live to the end of the round.

Sulaboy · Post by **Sulaboy** » 02 Mar 2018, 20:46

Martzin wrote: ↑
02 Mar 2018, 20:27
Alpha boot with a flamer roasted me alive while trying to scare the rav off

Nice

Winter · Post by **Winter** » 02 Mar 2018, 21:43

Getting crushed repeatedly by a hacked door. Sheesh.

TheMusician321 · Post by **TheMusician321** » 02 Mar 2018, 23:41

Lag spiked next to a barricade, came back 20 seconds later in crit to a young /drone/ slashing me to death.

Mvp777 · Post by **Mvp777** » 03 Mar 2018, 04:16

As a Xeno, the myriad of times i've lag spiked when i REALLY shouldn't have; Most recently it was as a Spitter, ran past a mounted smartgu- lolnope, lag spike. To everyone else i just stood there as i got blammed to death.

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 03 Mar 2018, 10:14

I was standing on a claymore, talking with a predator whom was standing next to a dead xeno, 5 tiles away.

Then he threw the xeno on me. I didn't die, but that was a very absurd way to get blown up by a dead xeno. And getting broken chest.

Candy Van · Post by **Candy Van** » 04 Mar 2018, 01:19

Got into an escape pod, then bolted the door and waited for people that needs evac. Xenos tried to get in, using acid and stuff but i just laughed at them. Runner came in, tried to slash me to death. Luckily i blasted it with a shotgun. Launched the pod, decided to beat the corpse of the runner. Got into crit but didnt black out. Instead i just talked to the dead runner, laying by my side. Then i ghosted after a good 5-10 minutes of talking.

Sambalu · Post by **Sambalu** » 04 Mar 2018, 09:26

I charged at a crusher with a bayonet. as soon as I hit him, I got buckshotted, AP-bursted, exploded somehow and stomped. I instantly died. As the other marines were trying to shoot the crusher, one accidentally AP bursted the head off of my corpse. 10/10 would charge at a crusher again.

ArrancarX5 · Post by **ArrancarX5** » 04 Mar 2018, 17:32

I really have nothing absurd or embarrassing to share with you, gentlemen. I wish I did. although, there is this one time I was squad leader, and I got buckshotted in the back, thankfully, I survived and got to surgery to get my injuries treated.

Arbs · Post by **Arbs** » 04 Mar 2018, 19:02

Me being an SO planetside on big red and actually doing work to organize and update high command on the progress.

We were wiping out the rest of them in the caves and i was with some marines in an outpost at lambda entrance. One of them was badly wounded so i grab them and start dragging them towards research.

Two claymores had been placed next to one another in the lmabda entrance and just as i walked over it a runner shows up out of nowhere and pounces at me. I die instantly and the runner gets killed too.

But it doesnt end there. Marines find me and take me to the research outpost where a bald alpha medic take sthe dead me and puts me in a stasis bag for medevac.

Now the DS2 PO was great and rushed me into almayer medbay in time. The doctor there instead of using the defibrilator right away decides to first apply bioludge over my bruises. A few seconds later I go braindead.

Sulaboy · Post by **Sulaboy** » 04 Mar 2018, 19:52

I've had a couple funny deaths. Mostly when I was first getting into the game. It was on lv and I was covered in a lot of acid spit, had a squad mate help me get out of the jungle back to the domes. While walking through some foliage I slipped on a banana peel and died when I hit the ground, the squad didn't have a medic with them and talked about the poor lad that just got killed from a banana peel.

Jagermann · Post by **Jagermann** » 05 Mar 2018, 13:49

On the underwater station, I ran NEXT to a window to dodge some hunter. Insta-drowned.

SaltyMouthful · Post by **SaltyMouthful** » 05 Mar 2018, 14:22

Jagermann wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2018, 13:49
On the underwater station, I ran NEXT to a window to dodge some hunter. Insta-drowned.

Underwater station?!

Weaselburg · Post by **Weaselburg** » 05 Mar 2018, 15:52

Jagermann wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2018, 13:49
On the underwater station, I ran NEXT to a window to dodge some hunter. Insta-drowned.

No underwater station.......

Tylaaaaar · Post by **Tylaaaaar** » 05 Mar 2018, 16:08

my signature says it all

Jagermann · Post by **Jagermann** » 05 Mar 2018, 16:47

Weaselburg wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2018, 15:52
No underwater station.......

Polari wrote: ↑
05 Mar 2018, 14:22
Underwater station?!

One pre-alpha(?) old map quickly discarded due to being unplayable

Sargash · Post by **Sargash** » 07 Mar 2018, 10:34

Ancient spitter on shuttle. Ayylmaos losing. Weeds are everywhere. Young drone freshly hatched body blocks me while a swarm of WY guys with smartgunners rush the maint tunnel. Drone continues to bodyblock. I spit them down as they round the corner Continue to decap what had to of been the entire ERT. Pile of at least eight dead. Phew. Got 'em. They stopped coming. Nope. These guys were just a 'distraction.' They filled the room with barricades, and had a squad roll up the other maint. Get brutally murdered against metal barricades by marines almost out of ammo, using only melee because they didn't want to FF.

Get killed through a wall by GL spec on accident spamming the doorway with grenades.

GenericUsername · Post by **GenericUsername** » 10 Mar 2018, 18:31

NicoDeimos wrote: ↑
12 Feb 2018, 16:21
As a marine, I was acid spat to death by a praetorian while I was behind cover and near allies. It just stood there after spitting me into crit and continued spitting at me until I died while everyone else nearby were shooting at everything but the prae. I wasn't revived.

As a praetorian, myself and a group of xenos got cornered and CASed hard. All the other xenos died pretty quick, but I managed to survive with a sliver of health left. Turned the corner and got gibbed by a single burst from a pulse rifle.

How recently was this? I also had a faulty evac pod door not close when it lifted off and there were two others in the pod with me.

Jonesome wrote: ↑
12 Feb 2018, 16:10
Fought my way to an escape pod during self destruct, hopped into the cryo bed, but for some reason the door malfunctioned when it jettisoned and I was exposed to the cold vacuum of space for the whole journey. Suffocated to death while in cryo.

Did this happen on the PO bunks escape pods? Because if so, I was there too as the CL. At least I ghosted before dying though

Potato Masher · Post by **Potato Masher** » 11 Mar 2018, 21:27

Meanwhile on Prison:

Cosmo Rader yells, "Okay lads, CAS cleared the way! CHARGE!!"
Boiler Acid shot comes sailing straight down the main hall from out of the darkness.
It hits me directly in the face, instantly killing me.

The other marines made a 180 as soon as they witnessed that.

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 12 Mar 2018, 06:11

Saw a boiler, ran at it with a primed nade, then I got pounced... :P

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