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jones amirite

Post by Rikman » 29 Mar 2018, 22:21

So... has anyone dared to kill jones? Would you get banned?

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Post by AccointNaim » 29 Mar 2018, 22:27

if you kill jones you're a soyboy in their eyes.
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Post by Rikman » 29 Mar 2018, 22:27

AccointNaim wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 22:27
if you kill jones you're a soyboy in their eyes.
whats a soyboy
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Post by AccointNaim » 29 Mar 2018, 22:29

An insult made by jones.
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Post by Rikman » 29 Mar 2018, 22:31

AccointNaim wrote:
29 Mar 2018, 22:29
An insult made by jones.
ok

WAIT JONES CAN INSULT PEOPLE!?
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Post by Bancrose » 29 Mar 2018, 22:40

Look if you kill Jones. Expect a BE. Thats what I say.

And thats APOPHIS INSULT NOT JONES!
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Post by KingPhilipIII » 29 Mar 2018, 22:56

Is there even a real difference between the two?
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Post by Heckenshutze » 29 Mar 2018, 23:55

Killing jones actually grants you a Note, that heavily influences in your appeals/apps etc.
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Post by Dumblike » 30 Mar 2018, 01:10

actually Heckens is drunk and wrong and should be removed from staff because killing Jones is an instant 3 day ban and u don't have the right to appeal also you get BE'd so yeah kill the cat everytime you can
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Post by Arbs » 31 Mar 2018, 20:05

Whenever things go bad and Im an XO or something, I always put jones and the command chain in my satchel.

That cat carries my characters name. No way its dying on my watch.
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Post by ValGarilovich » 31 Mar 2018, 21:29

I have the urge to kill jones to make command focus on the battle sometimes
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Post by Sulaboy » 31 Mar 2018, 21:52

I've been a SO under a commander who didn't speak on command channel until Jones had gone missing halfway into the round.
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Post by DrPng » 31 Mar 2018, 22:17

Jones should be the first deployed on the drop ship with a camera attached so the marines can see what they are getting into.
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Post by SovietKitty » 31 Mar 2018, 23:40

Got this idea to kill Jones and epic troll the CO.
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Post by ColonelCorazon » 01 Apr 2018, 18:28

Jones is the morale pillar that keeps the USCM going.
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Post by Blade2000Br » 01 Apr 2018, 19:02

I once stolen jones for the shits and giggles.

I got beaten by him.
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Post by Weaselburg » 03 Apr 2018, 12:46

Arbs wrote:
31 Mar 2018, 20:05
Whenever things go bad and Im an XO or something, I always put jones and the command chain in my satchel.

That cat carries my characters name. No way its dying on my watch.
You can put jones in a satchel?
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Post by Arbs » 03 Apr 2018, 18:01

Yeah you can do that. Or wear Jones as a hat.
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Post by MattAtlas » 03 Apr 2018, 18:29

Arbs wrote:
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Yeah you can do that. Or wear Jones as a hat.
Can I wear Alan Jones as a hat?
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Post by zoboomafoo » 03 Apr 2018, 22:24

Guess I need to roll a command position again to try this...
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Post by Weaselburg » 03 Apr 2018, 22:46

Only the commander has access to his quarters. You´d have to C-4 the walls.
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