Host Application - Durst22

[ValGarilovich]

Byond ID:Durst22

Colonial Marines Character: Valentina Garilovich

Age: -16

Gender: All

Timezone: What is this?

On average, how many hours are you available per week to moderate? 0

Do you have any previous experience in being staff (not just SS13)? I once poured a bowl of cereal

Did you play any of the previous Colonial Marine servers? I have never played CM

What are the 3 biggest servers you play on besides CM? Vore Para Citadel

Provide links to any previous Colonial Marines applications that you've made:

Are you currently a staff member elsewhere (not just SS13)? If so, where? I am a staff member at the starbucks on Main and 5th street

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on Colonial Marines? I am currently permabanned

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on ANY server? If so, which server, when, and what for? I am banned from all Byond Servers, and also VAC banned on 8 seperate steam accounts

Are you familiar with the chat program Slack (its use is required)? No but I am adept at slacking off

Common Staff Situations:
Write a description of what you would do in each of the following situations. Do not write on the same line as the situation - use the space below it or make space as needed. Failure to do this proves your inability to follow instructions and your application will be automatically denied.

1. A player randomly shoots someone at round start and MPs have detained him.

Ban the MP for ruining the players round


2. The ship has a breach to space and a bunch of players have died or are dying as a result.

Dont fix the breach IC issue
Ban all who complain in Ahelps

3. You see a player walking around the ship naked and clearly lost.

Spawn him clothes because he clearly counldt get any due to all the vendors being empty

4. A player is being very rude to you in Adminhelps and requesting to speak to an Admin+ staff member.

Ban them for 30 seconds

5. You notice a player with a name that doesn't fit our naming rules. The player is arguing that: They've used the name for several years, no one has told them to change it before, and that they didn't know it was a rule.

Tell them "Understandable have a good day"

6. You see a Maintenance Tech running around in armor and carrying a rifle. The security level is green with no threat present.

Spawn 80 spiders so the MT had a reason to need said gear

7. You see a Squad Medic performing surgery on the planet. He claims it was because there were no doctors in the FOB.

Ban the medic and anyone he has operated on

8. The round is stagnating. There are 30 marines and 4 aliens. The marines won't leave the ship, and the aliens won't attack. What would you do, to "encourage" the sides to engage each other?

SD the almayer on HC orders

9. The round ends, a MARINE starts shooting a hostile CLF member and the CLF member Adminhelps complaining he was killed after the round ended.

Ban the CLF for whining, ban the marine for EORG anyway

10. A marine is running around disarming, punching and stealing gear at round start.

Gib him immediately, respawn him as a talking cat

11. A marine has killed another marine. When you ask him why, he said it was because the other marine had punched him.

Ban the marine who punched


12. An issue arises that requires Admin+ abilities.

Hack the server code to allow me to use admin+ abilities

13. There are minor racist comments going on IC. 9 of the 10 people are laughing and RPing but one player gets offended and Adminhelps about it.

Gib all parties involved

14. A marine opens fire at round start in briefing killing multiple marines and instantly logs off.

SM him ' you feel like the ultimate badass'
Spawn them DS gear

15. You see a player playing a xeno larva/chestburster run towards the frontlines and die.

AHeal the larva

16. You see a xeno memeing, saying AYYLMAO, REEEEEE etc in hivemind chat.

Hivemind is an English translation of xeno communications, these phrases are High RP

17. A xeno player calls the shuttle a "dropship". A different xeno player complains to you that it's metagaming/failRP to call it a "dropship".

PM the offending player who said Dropship to call it a 'Memecraft from the 8th dimension' give a heavy warning for LRP

18. A Command staff player at briefing near round-start mentions there are aliens on the planet.

Spawn a Deathsquad to kill said command staff member because they know too much


19. A Marine kills another Marine on the EVAC Pod to take the last spot and claims it was RP as he was saving himself.

Nuke the evac Pod

20. You see a fellow staff member give wrong information in an Adminhelp or incorrectly enforcing a rule.

Not my problem

20a. You see a fellow staff member abusing his powers in-game.

Help him abuse powers more effectively

21. You see a player talking in OOC chat about what he did with your mom last night.

Ask them where they were during my science fair in 5th grade DAD!!!

Any additional information you'd like to add?
Pls gib admon powers

If not then CM = Big Gay x40000

Thank

[xywenx00]

-1 advertised on discord

[Sulaboy]

About some of your answers

10. A marine is running around disarming, punching and stealing gear at round start.

Gib him immediately, respawn him as a talking cat

Would the cat be Jones, or would you spawn in a second cat


15. You see a player playing a xeno larva/chestburster run towards the frontlines and die.

AHeal the larva

The player has lost a substantial amount on evo time due to this death, force evolve him into a drone to compensate for this


Other than that 10/10 app welcome to the team

[Cpkeyes]

+1, please, I have a family.

[DrPng]

Overall solid application! You'd be a perfect addition to the CM team ( i don't think you being perma banned would affect your moderating skills at ALL)

I do have some questions though:
20a. You see a fellow staff member abusing his powers in-game.

Help him abuse powers more effectively

Yes, I see the logic behind this but wouldn't you want to abuse YOUR powers instead of helping him abuse HIS? Because in the end everybody is in it for themselves and he'll end up permabanning you.

That's all, +202032, amazing app.

[DriedMilk]

no


Die

[Sambalu]

no


Die

rude

[CaptainYankee]

16. You see a xeno memeing, saying AYYLMAO, REEEEEE etc in hivemind chat.

Hivemind is an English translation of xeno communications, these phrases are High RP

Of course! We should have realized this the whole time!

Durst is a visionary, +1.

[Aceluke123]

Wonderful application. Approved. I’ll see you in hostchat.

These answers are god tier.

[Ghostdex]

perfect app, but theres one more thing, will you build a space wall?

[KingPhilipIII]

Quality application, best I've seen since joining the server.

+1 as long as you promise to give me an insta-gib rifle and godmode every round.

[WinterClould]

This is what the CM community has been missing all these years. Strong leadership not afraid to do what's best.

×1

[ColonelCorazon]

Yes but will you implement the *scream hotkey automatically and lead us to glory?

[DriedMilk]

still



die

[Avalanchee]

This application is accepted,

Check your DMs.

[WinterClould]

7 months to accept an application? Lazy as always people. Bloody typical.

[DrPng]

Necroposting it seems?