MercCorp (what is it?)

[zergrush]

So I've been hearing a lot about this "MC" server. Immidiately, my mind thought minecraft until it was later clarified to be another server, mainly a "Ripoff of CM".

Since I have no fooken' clue what it is, am on my phone so I can't check BYOND for it, I'd simply like to ask... "What is it?" Is it really a CM Ripoff or good enough to be held in seperate regards to CM? Pictures are always nice.


(I don't know if I should be posting this in "other games" or acid goop. Posting in acid goop. Can't make text smaller or bigger due to phone)

[Lukey111]

Can't make text smaller or bigger due to phone

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

[Weaselburg]

Its Corperate Mercenary, and it takes some aspects from CM but is very different in other ways. It has Droppods, the Shuttles can land almost anywhere, no FF, xenos are underpowered, and it is extremly memey.

[MauroVega]

Merc, stands for MercDonalds, that should tell you a lot
It has SW, 40K troops and weapons, Starship troopers, and of course aliens
It has no FF, no RP, and there are "screeches"
It's a weird frankenstein of stolen/leaked code

[Weaselburg]

They also have some of their own code. I like it. Good place to unwind.

[Weaselburg]

And the RP that is done is all the 40k people praising the emperor and Crusaders yelling about retaking Jerusleum and Deus vult,

[zergrush]

Where can I sell my soul to join?

[Weaselburg]

I once lead a small charge with a sword and shield against some benos, screaming wildly and swinging my sword.

[Weaselburg]

Where can I sell my soul to join?

It comes up every so often for testing, comes up on weekends more often then weekdays.

[Bronimin]

I like the in game tooltips that they have for newbies, and those equipment/attachment vendors are neat.
The screeches are great, but do they actually do anything?

[MauroVega]

they shoot, they screech, and some scream about jerusalem

[cre77]

Screeches are one of the most versatile tools available to Man - under a seemingly innocent roundy baldy headed yellow ball lies a being of many faces and infinite power. They say the Big Bang was followed by a sound of screeching, too. Screeches have many specialties - some drop straight into the colony, chasing around any poor xeno they set their sights on, some stand vigilant onboard the ship, ready to harmbaton and call out any potential hostile's location on general channel, some are weak, wielding only pistols, and some don a red bandana and carry a machinegun that wipes weaker xenos in a single burst. And some, when under pressure of seemingly impossible odds, are said to tap into the primordial REE that resides within them, going into a murderous, albeit short-lived rage, it's short span not nearly short enough for any sighted foes to survive the screeching fury...

Also, muhreens can nuke the planet and can choose the melee-oriented Crusader loadout that plays Sabaton songs each time the sword is drawn.

[Gnorse]

I swear to god, there's something special about wearing crusader armor, sword in one hand and a BC mateba in the other and just charging at xenos yelling about how you're going to retake jerusalem and purge the infidels.

[Weaselburg]

I swear to god, there's something special about wearing crusader armor, sword in one hand and a BC mateba in the other and just charging at xenos yelling about how you're going to retake jerusalem and purge the infidels.

I did that yesterday but instead I had a submachine gun and I was firing like crazy with the sword on my belt and shield in my hand, leading the charge to glory. I did this as the equiviliant of a PFC. The two rounds after that I was in Beta Squad, telling all kriegers and Cadians in OOC to join it. We where screaming praises for the Emprah the entire time, and the spess marine specialists where being followed around by the whole squad and we just steamrolled the entire hive.The round after I helped a PO, and a flood was announced. We landed on a roof and I opened the door, marines flooding in. Then we landed on the North Bunker roof, and with xenos on our tail we took the final survivor and jetted into the atmosphere. The xenos then launched drop pods and flak was bursting all around us. We landed, and I ran to another dropship with the CO piloting it and the nuke by the doors, getting on right before launch, argueing with a engineer on who got to drop it. We figured out that he would open the bays and I would push it. I pushed it, we jetted back to the ship, and the nuke exploded behind us. I asked the CO for a promotion and I got one. Then the testing ended.

[Heckenshutze]

What is this crusading into the Holy Land you speak of?

[Weaselburg]

What is this crusading into the Holy Land you speak of?

One of the kits you can get is a Crusader, another is Footman. They both have swords and shields but the armor and shields look different. The Commander has a option to select a Crusader King armor kit, and the swords all play sabaton songs when you hold them in your hands.

[Weaselburg]

There might be more kits for other roles but I haven´t played all that many roles.

[Weaselburg]

And you end up with crusaders screaming about retaking the Holy Land and Kriegsmen charging to their deaths for the God Emperor. It all fits together in a great way.

[Weaselburg]

I mean the only real responsability the commander has is to launch Drop Pods, but those are also on a automated shecudale so even without one or with a baldie the round can function.

[Kerek]

Deus vult deus vult

its fun

[ColdSuit]

I seems like an interesting concept.

[Bancrose]

CO Isn't whitelisted over there so you can imagine my reaction when I put it #1 Priority.

Joined the round and had no idea how the fuck the equipment vendor works. Somehow got myself a Templar Broadsword, A WH40k Imperial Guard Commander Uniform and some sort of webbing. By 5 minutes in my men are already threatening a mutiny to drop the launch pads that are so fucking borked that it took me an additional 5 minutes to even work out the console before I got bwoinked on how to do it. Finally send my men down to this horribly old version of LV-624. I Take a shuttle because the Kommandant is a classy man but it took me nearly 10 minutes to pilot this spaghetti code shuttle.

Finally land on the planet, And find the first runner, hit him with the sword once and it goes right into crit, the second hit gibs it. "Holy Fuck".

Find a Crusher afterwards, 3 hit crit and the 4th one gibbed it. "Who coded these weapons".

"Imagine my shock when I can gib anything in 2-3 hits while wearing Death Squad tier armour."

Now after my murder spree I had noticed that the Xenos somehow can LAUNCH themselves into the CM Saltshaker or whatever their retarded vessel is called and the xenos raid the ship. I spend almost 30 minutes flying back up but once I figured out how to land the piece of shit I enter the hangar to the whole squad of Xenos and my entire platoon of mercenaries a pile of steaming gibs on the floor. I go out in a blaze of glory and killed about 6 of them before they finally overwhelmed me.

"Local CO gets munted" appears on the Reddit next day.

In all honesty I had no idea what was going on at ALL. Everything was pure and utter chaos. The weapon and uniform vendors make no sense as you can be a USCM Marine, 40k Imperial Guard, a Star Wars Stormtrooper or a fucking TEMPLAR! This game is like someone who was on acid for his entire life made it. Only the most crazed and confused should try it.

[Weaselburg]

CO Isn't whitelisted over there so you can imagine my reaction when I put it #1 Priority.

Joined the round and had no idea how the fuck the equipment vendor works. Somehow got myself a Templar Broadsword, A WH40k Imperial Guard Commander Uniform and some sort of webbing. By 5 minutes in my men are already threatening a mutiny to drop the launch pads that are so fucking borked that it took me an additional 5 minutes to even work out the console before I got bwoinked on how to do it. Finally send my men down to this horribly old version of LV-624. I Take a shuttle because the Kommandant is a classy man but it took me nearly 10 minutes to pilot this spaghetti code shuttle.

Finally land on the planet, And find the first runner, hit him with the sword once and it goes right into crit, the second hit gibs it. "Holy Fuck".

Find a Crusher afterwards, 3 hit crit and the 4th one gibbed it. "Who coded these weapons".

"Imagine my shock when I can gib anything in 2-3 hits while wearing Death Squad tier armour."

Now after my murder spree I had noticed that the Xenos somehow can LAUNCH themselves into the CM Saltshaker or whatever their retarded vessel is called and the xenos raid the ship. I spend almost 30 minutes flying back up but once I figured out how to land the piece of shit I enter the hangar to the whole squad of Xenos and my entire platoon of mercenaries a pile of steaming gibs on the floor. I go out in a blaze of glory and killed about 6 of them before they finally overwhelmed me.

"Local CO gets munted" appears on the Reddit next day.

In all honesty I had no idea what was going on at ALL. Everything was pure and utter chaos. The weapon and uniform vendors make no sense as you can be a USCM Marine, 40k Imperial Guard, a Star Wars Stormtrooper or a fucking TEMPLAR! This game is like someone who was on acid for his entire life made it. Only the most crazed and confused should try it.

Oh hey I was swearing at you for half the round. I love the server, great thing they got going.

[ChiefAmir]

I need to try this server out. I almost laughed out loud at your post, Bancrosexd.

Seems like this could offer a great way to decompress and fill up the meme tank

[Weaselburg]

CO Isn't whitelisted over there so you can imagine my reaction when I put it #1 Priority.

Joined the round and had no idea how the fuck the equipment vendor works. Somehow got myself a Templar Broadsword, A WH40k Imperial Guard Commander Uniform and some sort of webbing. By 5 minutes in my men are already threatening a mutiny to drop the launch pads that are so fucking borked that it took me an additional 5 minutes to even work out the console before I got bwoinked on how to do it. Finally send my men down to this horribly old version of LV-624. I Take a shuttle because the Kommandant is a classy man but it took me nearly 10 minutes to pilot this spaghetti code shuttle.

Finally land on the planet, And find the first runner, hit him with the sword once and it goes right into crit, the second hit gibs it. "Holy Fuck".

Find a Crusher afterwards, 3 hit crit and the 4th one gibbed it. "Who coded these weapons".

"Imagine my shock when I can gib anything in 2-3 hits while wearing Death Squad tier armour."

Now after my murder spree I had noticed that the Xenos somehow can LAUNCH themselves into the CM Saltshaker or whatever their retarded vessel is called and the xenos raid the ship. I spend almost 30 minutes flying back up but once I figured out how to land the piece of shit I enter the hangar to the whole squad of Xenos and my entire platoon of mercenaries a pile of steaming gibs on the floor. I go out in a blaze of glory and killed about 6 of them before they finally overwhelmed me.

"Local CO gets munted" appears on the Reddit next day.

In all honesty I had no idea what was going on at ALL. Everything was pure and utter chaos. The weapon and uniform vendors make no sense as you can be a USCM Marine, 40k Imperial Guard, a Star Wars Stormtrooper or a fucking TEMPLAR! This game is like someone who was on acid for his entire life made it. Only the most crazed and confused should try it.

You got put on the newfeed. Reporters make that, with some automated stuff on it.