B.W.A - Fuck the MP

[WinterClould]

Right about now, Marine court is in full effect
Judge Carson presiding
In the case of Delta Squad versus the Military Police Department
Prosecuting attorneys are; Chen Westinton, Heinz Mueller
And Jackson-motherfucking-Dee
Order, order, order!
Heinz Mueller, take the motherfucking stand
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
And nothing but the truth so help your Kraut ass?
Ja you're Gott damn right!
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the MP! Comin' straight from the Almayer
A young PFC got it bad ‘cause I'm in Delta
With no neon hair so MP's think
That they have the authority to soft greif a majority
Fuck that shit, ‘cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a Tazer and Stunstick
To be beating on, and thrown in brig
We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of breifing
Fuckin' with me ‘cause I'm a Deltard
With blue on my uniform and a unholstered gun
Searchin' my bag, lookin' for my ammo
Thinkin' every Deltard is packin' AP
You'd rather see me in the brig
Than startin a mutiny rollin' in a cargo tug
Try and beat a MP out of shape
And when I'm finished, bring the Defib
To revive me at the scene of the slaughter
Still getting swoll off crayons and Soto
I don't know if they fags or what
Playing MP to begin with, and grabbing me by the nuts
And on the other hand, without a flashbang, they can't get none
But don't let there be an admin on
‘Cause they'll ban ya down to the ground
Badmins showing out for the Snowflakes
Heinz will swarm
On any motherfucker in a red uniform
Just ‘cause I'm from Delta Squad
Punk MP aren't afraid of me
Huh, a young Deltard on the warpath
And when I'm finished, I'm gonna get bowinked at
Yo, marines, I got something to say

Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!

Stop right there marine right now!
What are the charges? Enjoying a meal? A succulent chinese meal?"
‘Cause I feel like it!
Just lay on the floor and shut the fuck up!
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
A'ight, smartass, I'm taking your bald ass to jail!

Chen, will you please give your testimony
To the jury about this fucked up incident?

Fuck the Mp and Chen said it with authority
Because the baldies on the ship is a majority
A gang is whatever squad Im in
And the motherfucking AP rounds are kept in
A stash box, for the so-called law
Wishing Chen was a marine that they never saw
Tazers start flashing behind me
But they're scared of a PFC so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives them a hint not to step in my path
For MP, I'm saying, "Fuck you punk!"
Tellin me I'm getting extra time for disrespect to a superior, it's all junk
Pulling out a stun stick, so you stand
With a fake-ass badge and a taze in your hand
But take off your gear so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, and I'ma fuck you up!
Make you think I'mma kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Chen's gonna blast the CO
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'ma smoke them now and not next time
Smoke any MP that sweats me
Or FF any poor guy who walks in front of me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Taking out a friendly or two, they can't cope with me
The motherfucking mairne that's bad
With potential, to get even worse
So I'ma turn it around
Do some Finger Guns, yo, and this is the sound
Bang, Bang
Yeah, something like that
But it all depends on the size of the snap
Taking out a MP would make my day
But a Baldie like me don't give a fuck to say

Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!

(Knocking sounds)
Yeah, man, what you need?
Military Police, open out!
Aww, shit
We have a warrant for Jackson-Dee's arrest
Get down and put your hands right where I can see 'em!
(Move, motherfucker, move now!)
What the fuck did I do, man? What did I do?
Just shut the fuck up
And get your motherfucking ass on the floor!
(You heard the man, shut the fuck up!)
But I didn't do shit
Man, just shut the fuck up!"

Jackson Dee, won't you step up to the stand
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' MPs'
Soft Greifing my squad, while I'm chillin' in the prep, and
Brigging my ass, and for what?
Maybe it's because I steal from the RO
I break windows, or maybe ‘cause I blast
On a stupid ass badlie when I'm playing with the trigger
Of a slug shotty or a Burst Fire M41
‘Cause the MP always got somethin' stupid to say
They set me for arrest with silence
‘Cause tryin to arrest me first causes violence
The Dee with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a deltard, but still I got ammo
Without a tazer and a badge, what do you got?
A sucker in a uniform waiting to get shot
By me, or another baldie
And with a decap and no admins on, it don't matter if he's staff or not.
(Your soft griefing don't mean shit, he's from the old school, fool!)
And as you all know, Delta's here to rule
Whenever I'm scoutin', keep lookin'out behind you
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb baldie with a gun
And if I'm rollin' off the Hyperzine, he'll be the one
That I take out, and then get away
While I'm running off getting bowinked, this is what I'll say

Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!

The verdict:
The jury has found you guilty of being a power gaming
Soft Griefing, abusive fucking motherfucker
Wait, that's a lie! That's a goddamn lie!
Get him out of here!
I want justice!
Get him the fuck out my face!
I want justice!
Out, right now!
Fuck you, you bald motherfuckers!

Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!
Fuck tha MP!

[Bancrose]

Mega + fucking 1

FUCK DA MPS

[WinterClould]

I put in work and it's all for the kids.

[Hoodedhero]

*glare



Actual good work though

[Karmac]

lamest nerd thing I ever did read

[Araulius]

fucking beautiful

[ghost120]

This is just a pure masterpiece.

Music video whenn?

[Blade2000Br]

It sounded funny because my nickname is punk, and here is referencing to punk several times and....wait a second.

*reads*

Ok that's it Chen, you getiing pwrma pending execution. Let's make this fair, so I don't baton you.

[WinterClould]

It sounded funny because my nickname is punk, and here is referencing to punk several times and....wait a second.

*reads*

Ok that's it Chen, you getiing pwrma pending execution. Let's make this fair, so I don't baton you.

>Being so full of yourself and such a BR that you think using punk is a reference to you.
Read the original lyrics kiddo.

Also, SHITCURITY REEEEEEE
LOOC: All MP's are Soft Griefers. Change my mind.

[Anoonki]

Tha absolute state of basil.

Good shit, Chen.

[MattAtlas]

local man spends too much time on shitpost, becomes the shitpost

[Fitchace]

This made me laugh out loud at least 4 times.

10/10 song

[Blade2000Br]

>Being so full of yourself and such a BR that you think using punk is a reference to you.
Read the original lyrics kiddo.

Also, SHITCURITY REEEEEEE
LOOC: All MP's are Soft Griefers. Change my mind.

That's it sir, you are way too out of yourself!
*proceeds to baton and drag chen to the brig to be probably executed*

[adrenalinetooth]

Sweet jesus, how long did this take?

[WinterClould]

Couple of hours max, stretched across like, idk, 8 months? I've been working on it for a long time but just very rarely. Less then 5 hours of serious effort.

[DriedMilk]

MP MAIN PRIDE WORLDWIDE!

EVERYONE SHALL BE ARRESTED FOR HOOLIGANISM

[zoboomafoo]

Beautiful. Just a masterpiece. Bravo!

[zoboomafoo]

Beautiful. Just a masterpiece. Bravo!

[TastyCrabLegs]

I fuck with this