The Great Escape

[x31stOverlord]

Not so much great. Definitely an escape:


- Be PYRO spec on Prison.
- Commander orders a charge into overran canteen.
- Charge through kitchen.
- Get hugged by a carrier after lighting up a crusher.
- Nested.
- :/
- Pretty healthy start breaking out.
- Hivelord tries moving me to a secure nest.
- Blue flames loaded.
- >:)
- Burn baby burn.
- Target down, phase 2.
- Start heading south out of canteen. FOB surrounded ain't getting out that way.
- :/
- Ohshit defender came to find out how the hivelord died.
- Scare off with blue flames.
- Start heading towards central ring.
- Defender and drone ahead of me.
- :/
- Blue flames loaded.
- >:)
- Burn baby burn.
- Drone dead.
- Defender tackles me and gets a few slashes in.
- :/
- Your armour has deflected the blow.
- >:)
- Burn baby burn.
- Defender dead.
- Start patching up the burns and bruises as I make my way to medbay.
- Call over comms that I'm headed to LZ2 and need an extraction.
- SO says the CO said no.
- :/
- CO comes on comms. Say I need extraction.
- CO agrees to send Normandy down.
-
- Find delta spec dead in medbay. Drag into LZ.
- Leave no spec behind.
- Get on Normandy as only survivor after fall of FOB.
- Throat hurts, knees weak, larva spaghetti.
- Not much time left.
- :/
- SO waiting on the LZ with stretcher bed for me.
-
- Get into medbay and get surgery.
- Dropship has been hijacked.
- :/
- Blue flames loaded.
- >:)
- Burn time.

Marines win major victory after rushing dropship in huge dunga numbers. Pretty damn fun escape for me, wasn't sure I was going to survive all that. Poor hivelord didn't know what he unleashed.

[ghost120]

Overlord major

[Gnorse]

Having blue flame loaded as a captured pyro is insanely fun.
Just managed to kill four xenos as a captured pyro myself before getting decapped because no helmet.

[FearTheBlackout]

>equip pyro spec with gasmask
>only talk in *scream and *pain emotes
>B variant only
>???
>marine major

[Royal Griffon]

>Be SO and have a drunk Heinz go cyro
>Get his mateba and trade it for 9mm custom pistol
>try to be cheeky and run away on Normandy
>get fucked by at least 5 xenos and combat facehugged by a drone
>Have fractured groin (xenos love dick punches) and IB
>get basically 100% healed from nest and resist and free self
>free all other captured marines/POs
>pull out mateba and head to nano first aid boxes and painstop self
>start mateba'ing every single T1 xeno into non existence
>kill at least 5 xenos with just the mateba
>xeno numbers drop from 30+ to about 5
>suicide to prevent chest baby
>successful escape, enjoy the sweet release of death.

[Avalanchee]

>spawn
>gear up
>get FFd
>die
>medbay
>gear up
>get FFd
>die
>medbay
>gear up
>get FFd
>die
>Alamo Hijacked
>gear up
>get FFd
>die
>SD Doctors
>die

[Royal Griffon]

>spawn
>gear up
>get FFd
>die
>medbay
>gear up
>get FFd
>die
>medbay
>gear up
>get FFd
>die
>Alamo Hijacked
>gear up
>get FFd
>die
>SD Doctors
>die

roses are red, violets are blue, fuck the MPs and the scout that shot me too

[Avalanchee]

roses are red, violets are blue, fuck the MPs and the scout that shot me too

I love my quotes

[Royal Griffon]

I love my quotes

hands down my favourite one yet