-Be XO and get to command operation
-CO decides to RP this round
-admemes decide to spawn cats
-Engineering keeps cat as pet
-CO declares it contraband and takes it
-Engineering and CL goes unga dunga over catnapping
-CO kills cat
-Engineering refuses to power the CIC and no one knows
-CIC power dies during operation
-Unable to get power back, no consoles operable
-Groundside command yells at CO/XO
-Xenos invade
-Unable to call distress or make annoucements cause the power is still out
-Watch how a glorious operation was undermined by a fucking cat
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How a cat doomed the entire ship
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship
The CO shouldn't have murdered the damn cat in the first place, what kind of sick son of a bitch was him?
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship
Sounds like Command's fault
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
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Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship
Sounds like they deserved it really.
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship
Remove commander from whitelist this is unacceptable behaviour and I believe they should also be permabanned
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship
If I remember I was in this round. I think. Didn't we eventually get the power back up due to finessing by the synth and me? (Played as August Walker)
I may just be remembering another round that involved cats and engineering
I may just be remembering another round that involved cats and engineering
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship
I've BE'd Jones once when Apop put his ckey in it to call me a Soyboy.
Marines shortly tried to unga me for it. I had no choice. I really had to do it to em.
Marines shortly tried to unga me for it. I had no choice. I really had to do it to em.
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship
I heard someone was really salty about them doing that, I wasn't there for that round. Honestly with the CE here. What kind of monster catnaps and kills the cat?