How a cat doomed the entire ship

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How a cat doomed the entire ship

Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 26 Jun 2018, 09:22

-Be XO and get to command operation
-CO decides to RP this round
-admemes decide to spawn cats
-Engineering keeps cat as pet
-CO declares it contraband and takes it
-Engineering and CL goes unga dunga over catnapping
-CO kills cat
-Engineering refuses to power the CIC and no one knows
-CIC power dies during operation
-Unable to get power back, no consoles operable
-Groundside command yells at CO/XO
-Xenos invade
-Unable to call distress or make annoucements cause the power is still out
-Watch how a glorious operation was undermined by a fucking cat



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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship

Post by Heckenshutze » 26 Jun 2018, 09:46

The CO shouldn't have murdered the damn cat in the first place, what kind of sick son of a bitch was him?
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship

Post by Royal Griffon » 29 Jun 2018, 13:55

Sounds like Command's fault
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship

Post by Build_R_ » 29 Jun 2018, 14:18

Sounds like they deserved it really.
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship

Post by superjo98 » 29 Jun 2018, 17:09

Remove commander from whitelist this is unacceptable behaviour and I believe they should also be permabanned
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship

Post by NoahKirchner » 29 Jun 2018, 17:20

CO was doing God' work.
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship

Post by Casany » 29 Jun 2018, 19:12

If I remember I was in this round. I think. Didn't we eventually get the power back up due to finessing by the synth and me? (Played as August Walker)

I may just be remembering another round that involved cats and engineering
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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship

Post by Bancrose » 30 Jun 2018, 01:46

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Re: How a cat doomed the entire ship

Post by Nantei » 30 Jun 2018, 02:25

I heard someone was really salty about them doing that, I wasn't there for that round. Honestly with the CE here. What kind of monster catnaps and kills the cat?

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