THE commander whitelist application

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THE commander whitelist application

Post by Dorkkeli » 27 Jun 2018, 07:20

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Player name you use the most: Bert 'Target' Beach

Make a list of links to all of your applications and (job)ban appeals, including whitelist and staff apps, within the last year. Also, provide "Ban reason; Verdict" beside each (job)ban link: you can find em in the solved cases list thingy Do you understand that any player - even donors or staff members - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our Server Rules or Roleplay Guidelines?
So i've heard
Do you understand how the Battlefield Execution functions?
Yes, you have to have been atleast insulted to have the right to strap a C4 on the offending marine/predator/CL
Do you understand you are not above Marine law, or allowed to enforce it yourself?
I AM THE LAW
What do you think is the job of a Commander?
AH YES! Well.. The uhh thing that most commanders do is
1. keep the briefing EXACTLY at 12:50, and since the marines wont listen anyway, i will stirr up the briefing meta and ask every marine personally how they have been
2. Stirr up the dropship meta and send a DISTRACTION dropship empty, so the beanos will think that there are no enememes at all, so theu board the metal birb and then BOOM SHAKALAKA they get robusted onboard the Sulacomayer
3. Give a medal of honor to Carson, Bwoden Whackass, and the CMP for being such good bois then BOOM WAKASHAKA i will stirr up the medal meta and BE the recipients with C4, they wont expect it
If a member of your staff is disobeying orders, how would you handle it?
Slap the damn C4 on them and perma the remains
Why should you be whitelisted? Im known to be robust at OBing my DELTA squad, so I have first hand experience in explosive executions
Bert 'SOAB' Beach BRAVO
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Re: THE commander whitelist application

Post by FearTheBlackout » 27 Jun 2018, 12:49

You've shown an adequate use of blinding red text to display your authority, a sign of a great leader. +1.
Meztli 'Penumbra' Tlachi - reasonable, outgoing CMP WARRANT REVOKED; INVESTIGATION PENDING
Tonati 'Lumen' Tlachi - focused, sarcastic Doctor/Researcher
Bailey 'Androgyne' James - exactly what you'd expect
Dominick 'Umpire' Feldspar - creepy, slow-paced Officer
Dana 'Croc' Swartwout - dawdling, unsympathetic Squad Marine/Specialist
Damon 'Hellboy' Banner - satanic, pyromaniacal Squad Marine/Specialist
Amelia 'Green' Goodwin - senile, polite Corporate Liaison/Medical Researcher

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Re: THE commander whitelist application

Post by Dorkkeli » 27 Jun 2018, 14:43

FearTheBlackout wrote:
27 Jun 2018, 12:49
You've shown an adequate use of blinding red text to display your authority, a sign of a great leader. +1.
think I could have a shot at an Admiral whitelist?
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Re: THE commander whitelist application

Post by Build_R_ » 27 Jun 2018, 22:08

Dorkkeli wrote:
27 Jun 2018, 14:43
think I could have a shot at an Admiral whitelist?
Move over skymarshall there's a new cat in town.
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Re: THE commander whitelist application

Post by Dorkkeli » 28 Jun 2018, 06:03

Build_R_ wrote:
27 Jun 2018, 22:08
Move over skymarshall there's a new cat in town.
Oh boy, in that position, I could REALLY stirr up the meta
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