Eric Parson's Dossier

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Introduction

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(Insert long winded story that no one ever talks about in the dossier here)
Who cares, I don't know. No one actually cares about this part of the dossier.

Birthplace
Somewhere
Birthday
Sometime

Acquaintances
Time to get to the other 90% of the dossier!

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Buttfuck McGee That one guy I metacomm with all the time, he sucks my dick off on his own dossier too. We like to kiss each other goodnight.

Bubbledick Titmilk Also cool guy. He complained that I didn't mention him in the dossier in a reply so I had to find something interesting about him to include!

Dimwad Nutbird Everyone else seems to like this guy so I guess I should mention him?

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This is the most amazing dossier I have ever seen, please you need to take your talent to art and stories where only the finest of authors publish their works of art. Truly a masterpiece!

[DriedMilk]

hey hey u forgot about me wtf

ur gay