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[Xodok]

Here will be posted stuff from russian Colonial Marines players.
Da!

I begin with sorting once and for all with theese plain and not funny color jokes.

So, I was sad and disappointed with how only jokes people can come with are colors joke, so I made this and and Jeser helped me to translate it:

"Tank doesn't accidently drives over Deltard, marine just helps tank to pass the dangerous area."
"Delta isn't mutinying from boredom, squad just brings something fresh to gameplay."
"Delta didn't get lost in the caves, they just pulling a flank maneuver."
"There is a saying: if more than 5 Deltas will gather up and move together in random direction, they will end up in a Hive."
"Delta isn't beating up Charlie medic in the corner of FoB, they just improve his sense of humor."
"If Delta wasn't completely wiped out within 10 minutes after deployment - they did something wrong."
"If after evacuation, you are the sole survivor from squad - you are in Delta."
"You are what you eat", that's why even most dumb aliens don't devour deltas."
"Delta - it's when "Hooraah", but still "Fuuuuuu."
"Delta - is when you are not afraid anymore. You saw everything."
"After few rounds in Delta, putting BC on machete doesn't seem so bad idea."
"When Bravo squad gets Scout duty, at least one engineer suddenly reveals deafness."
"Alpha - it's when "How to change arms?


Another day I was scrolling my friends in discord and stumbled on old CM russian player. I asked him what he would say to new guys who brag that they outmastered new colonial marines?
Almoust immediately he said this:

YOU DID NOT WITNESS THIS HELL

YOU DIDN’T STAND LIKE A MORON IN SMALL HANGAR WITHOUT CADES, CAUSE ADMINS PROHIBITED TO BUILD THEM

YOU DIDN’T HOLD THE LINE WITH OTHER MORONS IN FRONT OF RASPUTIN WHEN IT RELEASED HORDES OF FAST AND AGILE DEMONS

YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IS IT LIKE – TWO SURGERY ROOMS

YOU DIDN’T STAKED PILES OF MARINE CORPSES FOR CLONING

YOU DIDN’T DEFEND 3 TIGHT PODS IN EVEN MORE TIGHTER DEPARTURE, WHEN WALLS ARE MELTING ONE BY ONE, AND SO ARE YOUR CHAIR

YOU DIDN’T EVACUATE ON THE LAST SECONDS WHERE THERE WAS NO SELF-DESTRUCT AND SURVIVE TILL EVACUATION WAS THE COMMON GOAL

YOU DIDN’T DEFEND THE STAIRS AND DIDN’T PLACE EMITTERS, HOPING TO HOLD OFF ALIENS ON LOWER DECK

YOU DIDN’T BUILD FORTRESSES FROM TABLES TURNED OVER

YOU DIDN’T RUSH ARMORY IN HOPE TO GET THE TOP LOOT NEAR NUCLEAR DEVICE

YOU DIDN’T SEE THE TIME WHEN THERE WAS NO DIVISION ON SPECIALIST AND SMARTGUNNER

YOU DIDN’T SEE THE SCREENSHOT 18+ HUNTER x MARINE IN THE SHOWER

YOU DIDN’T STAY IN THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACE ON SULACO AND LV-624 – THE REQUISITIONS LINE WHICH CONTINUED PAST REQ ALL THE WAY TO THE CANTEEN

YOU WASN’T THERE

[Jeser]

When alien melted your Chunk bar.



When you accidently gibbed marine as TC gunner.



When you found BC.


When you wake up in cryo and open door to see lurker outside.


When you see your SL being detained and you decide whether to interfere


Tcomms flank.

[Comrade]

this is cursed

beans

[Xodok]

Also by Jeser and couple by me

When your gunner asks "LTB shoots over marines, right?"




When avalanche SO fires OB on supply coords

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When you suddenly got hit with smartgun bullet in ass.



Delta main jumping off DS and seeking target.


Delta PFC being assigned to FOB duty.


Spec and you looking at your helmet-less SL.


When aliens escaping Yautja passing by


Jeser watching RO dragging Minigun Caustic and Weapons Array to his tank

[Xodok]

LT Goddard 'Patton' Pearsall [Delta (SO)] says, "Alpha had 51 deployed, only 6 survivors"

LT Goddard 'Patton' Pearsall [Delta (SO)] says, "Bravo had 46, 12 survivors"

LT Goddard 'Patton' Pearsall [Delta (SO)] says, "Deltas had 42 deployed, 6 survivors"

LT Goddard 'Patton' Pearsall [Delta (SO)] says, "Charlie had 46 deployed, 8 survivors"

Stalingrade? We call it Tuesday.