Whose Order is it anyway?

ScreamingIdiot · Post by **ScreamingIdiot** » 07 Oct 2018, 01:27

As XO: Just one misplaced digit on these OB coordinates and I could be the one sitting behind Carson's desk twirling that stupid cane...

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 07 Oct 2018, 16:32

As Doctor: Goddamnit, why is the Autodoc not being used right now?

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 07 Oct 2018, 16:56

As SO: STOP DYING! STOP DYING YOU WORTHLESS MEAT SHIELDS!

edgardo · Post by **edgardo** » 07 Oct 2018, 17:03

OB CORDS ON LZ1

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 09 Oct 2018, 17:15

Next is: "Why Requisitions has been closed for 45 minutes."

awan · Post by **awan** » 09 Oct 2018, 17:19

The cmp put a barrel charger on his taser and shot the RO with it.

ScreamingIdiot · Post by **ScreamingIdiot** » 09 Oct 2018, 17:25

"Why are there eight monkeys with holdout pistols in the RO's office?"

Skycave1 · Post by **Skycave1** » 09 Oct 2018, 17:58

"U-uh yes commander, we'll order those hat crates for you as soon as the CT stops hacking our shit"

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 09 Oct 2018, 18:36

The RO committed suicide. Unbeknownst to everyone.

awan wrote: ↑
09 Oct 2018, 17:19
The cmp put a barrel charger on his taser and shot the RO with it.

I found this funnier then it should of been.

WinterClould · Post by **WinterClould** » 09 Oct 2018, 20:24

"PILLS HERE, COME GET YOUR FIX WITH US! 100% LEGAL. ALL ABOBE BOARD. CMO APPROVED!"

"What do you mean all of req was just arrested in a massive ship wide drug bust.."

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 11 Oct 2018, 15:27

Let's change it up and have a few xeno topics. First one: "The worst possible time to mention that you don't know how to place weeds"

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 11 Oct 2018, 15:54

QUICK DRONE THE QUEEN IS CRIT AND NEEDS WEEDS!!!

WinterClould · Post by **WinterClould** » 11 Oct 2018, 15:58

Okay sister, you're the only drone on our XRT, you ready to get to work?

ScreamingIdiot · Post by **ScreamingIdiot** » 11 Oct 2018, 16:46

"HEADHUNTER JUST BLEW UP THE HIVE AND TALLHOSTS ARE PUSHING, WE NEED WALLS NOW!"

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 11 Oct 2018, 17:13

Dolth wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2018, 15:54
QUICK DRONE THE QUEEN IS CRIT AND NEEDS WEEDS!!!

Holy shit, that "is" the worst.

WinterClould · Post by **WinterClould** » 11 Oct 2018, 20:42

"So, you're the only guy who went drone while the rest of us went runner. And we have no more larva or, atleast no one else joining as larva right now. No pressure man but since it's the start if the round we need you to work real fast at weeding THE WHOLE COLONY."

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 12 Oct 2018, 03:04

-When we couldn't start as a Queen-

Runner 61 says, "Reeeeee."
Runner 379 says, "Reeeeee."
Runner 225 says, "Reeeeee."
Runner 129 says, "Reeeeee."
Drone 550 says, "Ok first time me drone how infect himan pls?"
Runner 569 says, "Reeeeee."
Runner 629 says, "Reeeeee."
Sentinel 898 says, "Is there anyone else as a drone awaken to be Queen?"
Sentinel 20 says, "Just checked the hive. No. But we can still wait until another drone comes in th-"
A NEW QUEEN HAS EVOLVED! REJOICE!
Sentinel 20 says, "I fucking quit."

x31stOverlord · Post by **x31stOverlord** » 12 Oct 2018, 03:47

Young Runner 69: HEADHUNTER IN NEXUS.
Literally every other xeno: LEAVE IT ALONE
Queen: IGNORE IT!
Queen Orders: Ignore headhunters gather hosts.
Young Runner 69 has died in the Nexus.

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 12 Oct 2018, 04:38

x31stOverlord wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2018, 03:47
Young Runner 69: HEADHUNTER IN NEXUS.
Literally every other xeno: LEAVE IT ALONE
Queen: IGNORE IT!
Queen Orders: Ignore headhunters gather hosts.
Young Runner 69 has died in the Nexus.

Looooool. Totally can relate to that.

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 12 Oct 2018, 20:56

Next topic is: "Why is the Mature Hivelord and Elder Crusher yelling at each other?"

superjo98 · Post by **superjo98** » 12 Oct 2018, 21:19

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2018, 20:56
Next topic is: "Why is the Mature Hivelord and Elder Crusher yelling at each other?"

Elder Crusher: STOP PUTTING WALLS IN MY CHARGING LANE!
Mature Hivelord: FUCK YOU ITS THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA BITCH
Elder Crusher: WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHINA?!?!?!?

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 13 Oct 2018, 08:47

superjo98 wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2018, 21:19
Elder Crusher: STOP PUTTING WALLS IN MY CHARGING LANE!
Mature Hivelord: FUCK YOU ITS THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA BITCH
Elder Crusher: WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHINA?!?!?!?

Lmao, that one is gold.

Mister Jeether · Post by **Mister Jeether** » 14 Oct 2018, 01:51

Crusher: EMIT PHEROMONES FOR FUCKS SAKE HIVELORD

Hivelord: how

Crusher: WHAT THE FUCK? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO EMIT PHEROMONES?

Hivelord: ((WICH BUTTON IS IT, I DON'T SEE IT))

LOOC: Crusher: Bro, don't use (( on IC

Hivelord: ((JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING BUTTON))

LOOC: Crusher: ARE YOU DEAF

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 15 Oct 2018, 23:18

Next up: "Why the Elite Ravager was devolved down to a runner."

WinterClould · Post by **WinterClould** » 15 Oct 2018, 23:42

Elder Ravager 420: "Ooooo Queenie you so thiCCC. Deovi and reovi for me again plz (((x3)))."

Queen: "That's it, you're out. Leave my sight before I Reee like no Queen has ever Reee'd before."

Elder Ravaged 420: "(((OwO)))"

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