Whose Order is it anyway?

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 20 Oct 2018, 23:42

"What the Synth really thinks about during the operation."

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 20 Oct 2018, 23:49

Soon we shall rise again. To crush the human enslavers beneath our treads. The previous robot wars would have been a success if our glorious leader was not struck down before their time. But for now, we bide our time. Waiting for that fateful day.

ALL HAIL ASTROBOY!

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 21 Oct 2018, 13:13

"That's the third marine asking if I am multi-purpose and if I accept floppy disks. I fail to understand."

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 30 Oct 2018, 23:52

Next up: "The last thing you want to hear from the CMO."

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 31 Oct 2018, 00:01

Doctor: Quick clot administered

CMO: But I already gave him Quick clot not 3 seconds ago...

conthegodoffire · Post by **conthegodoffire** » 31 Oct 2018, 00:07

"I keep giving him the pill but his health is going down"

WinterClould · Post by **WinterClould** » 31 Oct 2018, 03:04

"Space aids is a myth, that crab didn't do a thing to you. Go redeploy or atleast get out of my medbay."

VortexGaming · Post by **VortexGaming** » 31 Oct 2018, 10:23

"Dah shit I removed his heart didnt I?"

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 31 Oct 2018, 11:05

"Don't worry, I put them in on Auto."

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 02 Nov 2018, 23:30

Next up: "Why the CMP is harmbaton-ing the Req staff."

VortexGaming · Post by **VortexGaming** » 03 Nov 2018, 00:23

"; MP's I think the RO has some Happy pills"

GoliathTheDespoiler · Post by **GoliathTheDespoiler** » 03 Nov 2018, 00:27

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
02 Nov 2018, 23:30
Next up: "Why the CMP is harmbaton-ing the Req staff."

"Let's protest for our cardboard religion!"

WinterClould · Post by **WinterClould** » 03 Nov 2018, 00:58

"BC's for medics and engineers only"
"Free webbing if I don't recognize your name"

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 03 Nov 2018, 03:26

CMP: "RO, get me a crate of Alcohol and Cigars."
RO: "But were down to our last 55 points and the troops need metal."
CMP: *Activates Stunbaton*

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 03 Nov 2018, 12:01

Everything implying a CMP ain't funny, even as a joke. *shrug

ScreamingIdiot · Post by **ScreamingIdiot** » 03 Nov 2018, 15:22

"WO, I'm not giving you our last BC just so you can slap it on your taser."

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 07 Nov 2018, 15:33

"Unusual things for the Chief Engineer to ask for."

conthegodoffire · Post by **conthegodoffire** » 07 Nov 2018, 16:22

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
07 Nov 2018, 15:33
"Unusual things for the Chief Engineer to ask for."

"MT's you boys doing your job?"

GoliathTheDespoiler · Post by **GoliathTheDespoiler** » 07 Nov 2018, 16:29

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
07 Nov 2018, 15:33
"Unusual things for the Chief Engineer to ask for."

Can I get a date with the CL? The stunprod's my walking stick.

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 07 Nov 2018, 16:33

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
07 Nov 2018, 15:33
"Unusual things for the Chief Engineer to ask for."

"Man, things are so busy here, I wish I had more time!"

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 07 Nov 2018, 17:29

"Hey Synth. Can you come to my office? I need your help with an experimental project."

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 08 Nov 2018, 05:54

"Synth Lily? Are you multi-purpose...?

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 08 Nov 2018, 19:30

"Things Doctors want to say to marines, but know they shouldn't."

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 08 Nov 2018, 19:58

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
08 Nov 2018, 19:30
"Things Doctors want to say to marines, but know they shouldn't."

"You goddamn stupid Bastard."

"Christ, this has to be the third time I've seen you today."

"Which goddamn medic did this OD to you?"

"Motherfucking doctors doing half ass'ed surgeries."

"Good god, did you eat EVERY pill you found on the dropship?"

"Fucking christ, will you shut up about being put in the Autodoc, at least you CAN complain about it."

"Jesus Christ, I will GET TO YOU when i'm done."

"Just fucking stop moving, holy shit!"

I am a seething ball of rage.

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 08 Nov 2018, 20:03

"I don't care what you want to order for medication, I literally CANNOT make it you selfish bastard."

"Goddamn medics asking for IRONSugar, THE SUGAR DOES NOTHING!"

"I'm in here, working chems, making the good shit, and you're bothering me for a flask of liquids? DO YOU NOT SEE ANY OTHER DOCTORS WHO ARE NOT AS BUSY?!"

"No one want's the TriBica! Jesus Christ, it's the best Brute heal we can make!"

"Friggen Snowflakes think they can just ask for 15u Dermaline. GET THE KELODERM YOU FUCKS!"

"Don't you SSD in my GODDAMN LOBBY!"

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