Whose Order is it anyway?

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 08 Nov 2018, 20:11

"you want some liquid Tricord? I make you TriBica, and you SQUANDER those inventory spaces!"

"goddamn jerks ate all the burritos in the vendor."

"No, I can't make you combat stims, especially during the medic setup rush."

"THE FUCKING LABELER! NO! use the one in the morgue."

"you're standing in my line, without a white cross on your hud, who the fuck do you think you are?"

"when I point at a bed, I want you to go there! but NOOOOO, you want to phase into the other people standing on top of the Advanced Scanner!"

"Get out of my goddamn way, I am hauling a marine to medbay! Right hand side of the road!"

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 08 Nov 2018, 20:16

"you seriously, came here, before even putting on your armor, to pick up Iron and Imialky? do you not know what those things cost to make? what I have to give up to put those things together this early?"

"no, I don't remember what you asked for on the radio, I don't recognize you, you aren't special."

"Goddamn it PO, just take and keep the roller beds, we've got them to spare."

"you're asking for one of each? do you even know what you're asking for?"

ahhhhhhh, this was good.

DefinitelyAlone0309 · Post by **DefinitelyAlone0309** » 08 Nov 2018, 20:29

"Just know that I want to put Chloral Hydrate in your stupid flasks everytime you ask for one to be filled"

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 08 Nov 2018, 21:37

I don't care if you don't like the cryo tubes. GET THE FUCK IN THERE!

YOU LEFT HIM/HER IN THERE FOR HOW LONG!?!

Christs sake you dumb apes... PICK...UP...YOUR...GARBAGE!!!

STOP INTERRUPTING MY DEFIB OR I SWEAR TO GOD! I WILL OVERDOSE YOU ON QUICKCLOT!

LISTEN MP! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO MAKE A FUCKING ARREST! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU! DONT DOUBT THAT I CAN!

Look pal, I don't care how special you think you are.. I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH AT ONE TIME! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

*over the medical radio*: we made all these special chems for you all and you all decide not to yell for them today? I WILL END YOU ALL WHEN THIS IS OVER!

YOU DO KNOW WE HAVE MORE THEN TWO SCANNERS RIGHT!? USE THE NORTHERN HALLWAY AND STOP CROWDING!

Wow I didn't think I had such repressed anger over this.

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 08 Nov 2018, 23:05

Yeeeeaaaaaah, I think I may have stuck a nerve among the medical mains with that particular one. Cathartic ain't it?

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 08 Nov 2018, 23:06

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
08 Nov 2018, 23:05
Yeeeeaaaaaah, I think I may have stuck a nerve among the medical mains with that particular one. Cathartic ain't it?

You have no idea.

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 08 Nov 2018, 23:15

Hughgent wrote: ↑
08 Nov 2018, 23:06
You have no idea.

Well, considering you yourself made 4 detailed posts on the topic within a 20 minute timeframe, I think I figured that one out.

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 09 Nov 2018, 03:56

I casually want to know what's going on in your heads, medic mains, when I run in medbay, turn over and face them in silence after throwing my flask to their face. Pointing the vend+.

Also I am the one eating burritos.

Bancrose · Post by **Bancrose** » 09 Nov 2018, 06:27

"Hello Commander could you please sign this NDA."

Why would WeYu order this.

GoliathTheDespoiler · Post by **GoliathTheDespoiler** » 09 Nov 2018, 06:47

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
08 Nov 2018, 19:30
"Things Doctors want to say to marines, but know they shouldn't."

"WHERE DO I ATTACH THE ARM TO???"

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 09 Nov 2018, 13:23

"Rejected Specialist kits"

Rikman · Post by **Rikman** » 09 Nov 2018, 17:08

Bancrose wrote: ↑
09 Nov 2018, 06:27
"Hello Commander could you please sign this NDA."

Why would WeYu order this.

“Commander, you’re a Nazi”

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 09 Nov 2018, 17:15

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
09 Nov 2018, 13:23
"Rejected Specialist kits"

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 09 Nov 2018, 17:51

Bancrose wrote: ↑
09 Nov 2018, 06:27
"Hello Commander could you please sign this NDA."

Why would WeYu order this.

The day there's a valid mutiny on your ass, expect me to BE you, by the way.

tobinerd · Post by **tobinerd** » 12 Nov 2018, 11:26

Things I think and often want to say as CMO to other doctors

"HE'S GOT 30% BLOOD LEFT WHY HAVEN'T YOU ATTACHED AN IV TO THEM YET"

"WHY ARE YOU OPERATING ON A PATIENT WITH MORE THAN 150 BRUTE/TOXIN DAMAGE THAT'S WHY WE HAVE CRYO"

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 13 Nov 2018, 14:56

"The first thing the Late-joined Delta Squad Leader hears when they put on the headset."

liltiptop · Post by **liltiptop** » 13 Nov 2018, 16:55

;OKAY MUTINY DELTARDS, RUSH INTO CIC, STEAL THE CO'S MATEBA, BATTLEFIELD EXECUTE THE CMP, DEFAULT DANCE OVER HIS CORPSE, THEN ORDER PIZZA. READY? BREAK!

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 13 Nov 2018, 17:14

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
13 Nov 2018, 14:56
"The first thing the Late-joined Delta Squad Leader hears when they put on the headset."

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 13 Nov 2018, 20:52

Silence, cause they all died. (It actually happened when I late joined as SL and got put in charge of Delta)

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 16 Nov 2018, 20:22

"Rejected MRE brands/flavors."

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 16 Nov 2018, 20:41

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
16 Nov 2018, 20:22
"Rejected MRE brands/flavors."

Erm... Tofu?

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 16 Nov 2018, 20:45

Granola. you smelly hippie..

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 16 Nov 2018, 20:45

Dolth wrote: ↑
16 Nov 2018, 20:41
Erm... Tofu?

I mean things that don't exist, and should never exist. Like I dunno, glass flavored MREs.

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 18 Nov 2018, 07:08

Sora9567 wrote: ↑
16 Nov 2018, 20:45
I mean things that don't exist, and should never exist. Like I dunno, glass flavored MREs.

Crayons?

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 18 Nov 2018, 07:47

Dolth wrote: ↑
18 Nov 2018, 07:08
Crayons?

And just like that, he won the game.

Also, Unga Brand MRE's, now with extra Dunga.

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