Whose Order is it anyway?

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Whose Order is it anyway?

Post by Sora9567 » 19 Sep 2018, 13:52

Welcome to Whose Order is it anyway? Where everything is made up, and the points don't matter; that's right, the points are like stocks in the attachment vendors.

So let's go to our first game, Scenes from a Helmet.

"The last thing you want to hear from the command channel when TComms gets wrecked."

(gonna add a new topic after some replies)
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Post by Skimmy2 » 19 Sep 2018, 14:39

"MPs to CIC"
Queue paranoia for everyone groundside.
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Re: Whose Order is it anyway?

Post by Hughgent » 19 Sep 2018, 14:48

"Calling up the Alamo, just saw the PO get necked"
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Post by liltiptop » 19 Sep 2018, 14:49

"OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
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Post by Urytion » 19 Sep 2018, 15:00

"Welcome aboard, Commander Carson."
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Post by Build_R_ » 19 Sep 2018, 15:52

"[Your] squad, we need you on FOB duty."
When the OB misfires and xenos are on your doorstep. 
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Re: Whose Order is it anyway?

Post by Heckenshutze » 19 Sep 2018, 16:25

"We are ordering a full evac from the planet"


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Re: Whose Order is it anyway?

Post by Dolth » 19 Sep 2018, 16:31

"Prepare OB on 76, 132."
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"Alright, shoot the OB now SO!"
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Post by solidfury7 » 19 Sep 2018, 16:36

"There is something in the vents..."
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Re: Whose Order is it anyway?

Post by Sora9567 » 19 Sep 2018, 17:28

Alright, next topic is:

"Things you can say about Requisitions, but you can't say about your significant other."
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
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Post by Urytion » 20 Sep 2018, 01:56

"I wish the engineers would stop coming in from behind..."
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Post by DriedMilk » 20 Sep 2018, 04:08

I dont have a girlfriend.
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Post by Dolth » 20 Sep 2018, 05:50

"Just put the order on the desk."

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Post by Coat McMutton » 21 Sep 2018, 07:41

"Told her via Command frequency that my men needed to get their unga on and she opened right up."

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Post by Dauntasa » 21 Sep 2018, 14:14

"Next!"
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Post by WinterClould » 22 Sep 2018, 00:14

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Post by Loco52 » 22 Sep 2018, 01:16

Dolth wrote: ↑
19 Sep 2018, 16:31
 "Prepare OB on 76, 132."
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"Alright, shoot the OB now SO!"
"SO?"
Oh God i feel this on a whole new level
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Re: Whose Order is it anyway?

Post by Sora9567 » 30 Sep 2018, 23:35

The next topic is: The Researcher's To-Do list.
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Post by Luftkommando » 01 Oct 2018, 02:06

  1. Find out what's undiscovered on the planet
  2. Invent a new way to commit genocide on a massive scale
  3. Try not to die
  4. Die horribly anyway
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Re: Whose Order is it anyway?

Post by Hoodedhero » 01 Oct 2018, 03:14

1. Get a pfc
2. Make "super soldier serum"
3. Violate human rights
4. ???
5. Execution Profit
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Re: Whose Order is it anyway?

Post by Dolth » 01 Oct 2018, 06:49

1. Get planetside on LV.
2. Loot R&D boards.
3. Loot silver and gold.
4. Construct machines and build R&D.
5. Analyze 3 guns.
6. Construct laser rifles.

(That's do-able but would require metagame to know ore storage and secure storage.)

Also a laser rifle does 2x slug damage to any none-fireproof beno and 1x on the rest.
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Post by Avalanchee » 01 Oct 2018, 07:18

I hate when POs pull out early
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They are actually very balanced. The difference is ya get marines who think they can rambo a xeno and when they die, they get all salty about it.Mizari 10/12/2018, Xeno mutators
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Re: Whose Order is it anyway?

Post by Sora9567 » 05 Oct 2018, 23:11

Next topic is: If your thoughts were amplified by a loudspeaker.
Usually playing as Darwin 'D.J.' Jefferson, PFC (Private: Flare Carrier), or Smartgunner almost always out of ammo. Occasionally an RO who yearns for death, dealing with rampant jackassery of his coworkers.
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Post by superjo98 » 05 Oct 2018, 23:29

As SO: God these fuckers are stupid.
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Re: Whose Order is it anyway?

Post by WinterClould » 06 Oct 2018, 01:24

God I wish they'd let me grow my hair longer again.
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